Submitted by THX 1138 on Mon, 03/11/2002 - 12:57 PM Forums Wampeters, Foma, and Granfalloons Try it! It's fun, it distracts your opponent, and at the very least will give you time to run away and hide. me2 Peckers and Woods talk? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:10 AM Permalink me2 so this woodpecker name probly isnt Chuck but Joe? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:11 AM Permalink ares why don't we ask them? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:11 AM Permalink ares how did we get talking about wooden peckers in the first place? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:12 AM Permalink me2 ::picturing Ares looking down the front of his pants for Joepecker:: What was he gonna ask him again?? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:12 AM Permalink ares :: picturing me2 looking down the front of herpants for joepecker:: why don't you come look for that over here? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:13 AM Permalink me2 Your pecker is made of wood? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:14 AM Permalink ares not anymore. don't you remember just exhausting it? ;) Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:14 AM Permalink me2 exhausting? or AXhausting the wood? ::ouch:: Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:16 AM Permalink ares do i want to ask if that's why it hurts? and then maybe call you lorena? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:19 AM Permalink me2 peck & wood? makes me think of "long & hard"? (oh, thats what Beavis & Butthead say, right?) Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:10 PM Permalink me2 Beavis? reminds me of beaver which reminds me of...woodchuck. What did it remind you of? whipe that smirk off your face...oh, wait. Thats not smirk on your face, what is that stuff? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:12 PM Permalink ares wood it be logical to think that's what it made me think of, too? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:12 PM Permalink ares Thats not smirk on your face, what is that stuff? ya think it might be frosting from the birthday cake you fed me yesterday? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:13 PM Permalink me2 wood it be logical hahahahaha - he said wood and log in the same row a row of wood?? thats it! Could that be the answer to how much wood a woodchuck chucks? A ROW? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:14 PM Permalink ares a row of chucked wood leads us to conway? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:15 PM Permalink me2 leads us to WOODROW? Wilson Ave which leads us to Conway? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:17 PM Permalink ares i think so. can we get the judges to rule on that? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:18 PM Permalink me2 are you gonna bribe the judge in your favor? or just give favors to the judge? ;) Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:20 PM Permalink me2 I know...you can give 'wood' to the judge? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:21 PM Permalink ares are you gonna be the judge? ;) Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:22 PM Permalink me2 what woodI be judging? ;) Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:28 PM Permalink ares couldn't you judge whatever wood you wanted to? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:29 PM Permalink Clue Master Is this a wood judging contest? Can I compete? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:32 PM Permalink me2 WATERCOOLER WOOD CONTEST Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:36 PM Permalink ares shouldn't you warn everyone else that they needn't apply? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:38 PM Permalink me2 your very confident in your wood? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:39 PM Permalink ares should i not be? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:42 PM Permalink me2 the real question... Do you feel you have reason to be? I hope you felt real hard on this question? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:48 PM Permalink ares felt?i've told you i've never had any complaints about my wood before, haven't i?joe? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:51 PM Permalink me2 That doesn't mean it will win now does it? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 1:06 PM Permalink ares you won't take my word for it? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 1:10 PM Permalink Frosti Why does this thread keep getting active? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 1:36 PM Permalink ares maybe. isn't it fun though? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 4:47 PM Permalink L. Lionne Is this thread still active? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 4:57 PM Permalink ares occasionally it is :) ? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 4:59 PM Permalink L. Lionne Why do so many people have so many questions? :) Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:02 PM Permalink ares isn't it human nature to ask questions? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:15 PM Permalink L. Lionne Does that mean if I don't have questions I'm not human????? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:20 PM Permalink ThoseMedallingKids If Jethro likes conflict, and conflict can be created by answering a question with a question, has this thread reached orgasmic proportions for him? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:24 PM Permalink L. Lionne Do we really want to know what makes jethro orgasmic? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:26 PM Permalink ThoseMedallingKids What if it was illegal? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:27 PM Permalink ares is it a capital offence? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:41 PM Permalink L. Lionne Do I have to know the details? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:49 PM Permalink Taraka Das Is clothing optional? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:51 PM Permalink Clue Master Do fries come with that? Was this question used before? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:53 PM Permalink L. Lionne Wouldn't the fries make your clothes all greasy? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:56 PM Permalink Taraka Das A vacation in Greece? With Fries? Clothing optional? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:59 PM Permalink L. Lionne Hey, are you coming on to me? ;) Mon, 04/28/2003 - 6:00 PM Permalink Taraka Das Is that a question or an invitation? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 6:02 PM Permalink Pagination « First page ‹ Previous page … 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 … › Next page » Last page
ares how did we get talking about wooden peckers in the first place? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:12 AM Permalink
me2 ::picturing Ares looking down the front of his pants for Joepecker:: What was he gonna ask him again?? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:12 AM Permalink
ares :: picturing me2 looking down the front of herpants for joepecker:: why don't you come look for that over here? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:13 AM Permalink
ares do i want to ask if that's why it hurts? and then maybe call you lorena? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 11:19 AM Permalink
me2 peck & wood? makes me think of "long & hard"? (oh, thats what Beavis & Butthead say, right?) Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:10 PM Permalink
me2 Beavis? reminds me of beaver which reminds me of...woodchuck. What did it remind you of? whipe that smirk off your face...oh, wait. Thats not smirk on your face, what is that stuff? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:12 PM Permalink
ares wood it be logical to think that's what it made me think of, too? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:12 PM Permalink
ares Thats not smirk on your face, what is that stuff? ya think it might be frosting from the birthday cake you fed me yesterday? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:13 PM Permalink
me2 wood it be logical hahahahaha - he said wood and log in the same row a row of wood?? thats it! Could that be the answer to how much wood a woodchuck chucks? A ROW? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:14 PM Permalink
me2 are you gonna bribe the judge in your favor? or just give favors to the judge? ;) Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:20 PM Permalink
me2 the real question... Do you feel you have reason to be? I hope you felt real hard on this question? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:48 PM Permalink
ares felt?i've told you i've never had any complaints about my wood before, haven't i?joe? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 12:51 PM Permalink
L. Lionne Does that mean if I don't have questions I'm not human????? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:20 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids If Jethro likes conflict, and conflict can be created by answering a question with a question, has this thread reached orgasmic proportions for him? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:24 PM Permalink
Clue Master Do fries come with that? Was this question used before? Mon, 04/28/2003 - 5:53 PM Permalink
Peckers and Woods talk?
so this woodpecker name probly isnt Chuck but Joe?
why don't we ask them?
how did we get talking about wooden peckers in the first place?
::picturing Ares looking down the front of his pants for Joepecker::
What was he gonna ask him again??
:: picturing me2 looking down the front of herpants for joepecker::
why don't you come look for that over here?
Your pecker is made of wood?
not anymore. don't you remember just exhausting it? ;)
exhausting? or AXhausting the wood? ::ouch::
do i want to ask if that's why it hurts? and then maybe call you lorena?
peck & wood?
makes me think of "long & hard"?
(oh, thats what Beavis & Butthead say, right?)
Beavis? reminds me of beaver which reminds me of...woodchuck.
What did it remind you of? whipe that smirk off your face...oh, wait. Thats not smirk on your face, what is that stuff?
wood it be logical to think that's what it made me think of, too?
Thats not smirk on your face, what is that stuff?
ya think it might be frosting from the birthday cake you fed me yesterday?
wood it be logical
hahahahaha - he said wood and log in the same row
a row of wood??
thats it! Could that be the answer to how much wood a woodchuck chucks?
A ROW?
a row of chucked wood leads us to conway?
leads us to WOODROW?
Wilson Ave which leads us to Conway?
i think so. can we get the judges to rule on that?
are you gonna bribe the judge in your favor?
or just give favors to the judge? ;)
I know...you can give 'wood' to the judge?
are you gonna be the judge? ;)
what woodI be judging? ;)
couldn't you judge whatever wood you wanted to?
Is this a wood judging contest? Can I compete?
WATERCOOLER WOOD CONTEST
shouldn't you warn everyone else that they needn't apply?
your very confident in your wood?
should i not be?
the real question... Do you feel you have reason to be?
I hope you felt real hard on this question?
felt?
i've told you i've never had any complaints about my wood before, haven't i?
joe?
That doesn't mean it will win now does it?
you won't take my word for it?
Why does this thread keep getting active?
maybe. isn't it fun though?
Is this thread still active?
occasionally it is :) ?
Why do so many people have so many questions? :)
isn't it human nature to ask questions?
Does that mean if I don't have questions I'm not human?????
If Jethro likes conflict, and conflict can be created by answering a question with a question, has this thread reached orgasmic proportions for him?
Do we really want to know what makes jethro orgasmic?
What if it was illegal?
is it a capital offence?
Do I have to know the details?
Is clothing optional?
Do fries come with that?
Was this question used before?
Wouldn't the fries make your clothes all greasy?
A vacation in Greece? With Fries? Clothing optional?
Hey, are you coming on to me? ;)
Is that a question or an invitation?