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Yes - you can poo in Tim's Mock Hunt of Burning Poo

Submitted by THX 1138 on
My mock hunt is going to start Oct 16!!!! 2 clues a day, 12 clues in all! Clues 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 will be given as close to 9 AM as possible. Clues 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 will be given as close to 3 PM as possible. Right here. Clues 1 and 12 are special so they will be given at special times. 

Prizes: 2 pairs of tickets to Minnesota Wild home games (tbd), 2 St Paul Saints hats, 2 Pioneer Press hats, 1 DVD of all the interviews for No Time For Cold Feet along with the Zephy news story and the story on last years finders from CM, 1 bag of m and m's 

Clue #1 

I captured the flag nearby burial mounds 

But if you look near there you’ll be left in the dark 

Because it’s a sacred area that is out of bounds 

One thing's the same: it's in a Ramsey County Park 

Clue #2 

A post every year, hey have a beer 

When you find this you're on your way 

But to which park should I steer? 

You might find out later today 

Clue #3 

The typical clue that doesn't tell you poo 

Usually comes around clue number three 

The park has tables, grills, and a shelter too 

Is that all? Not when you find two twenty 

Clue #4 

Live in the present, but remember the past 

A one, a two, one red, one blue 

Other than a vote, what can be cast? 

Another treasure was hidden here too 

Clue #5 

A street or a few can split into two 

Many times this causes a plight 

Even you can figure out this clue 

Should you think of nuggets and a time with no light 

Clue #6 

The battle for the axe was settled by fate 

In an overly heated battle 

Look near the reason this bout causes such hate 

And the rest will follow you like cattle 

Clue #7 

Normally you wouldn’t re-bake veal 

But in this case you should give it a try 

Figuring this clue is a pretty big deal 

And if you don’t get it your chances might die 

Clue #8 

Step up to the challenge, move away from the lake 

Rockin with Ben Folds may offer a guide 

The prize can be taken without using a rake 

Just look for a good spot for a rodent to hide 

Clue #9 

Terry, Shawn, Dan, Scott, and Jason 

Couldn't have been any better 

They teamed with Johnson and Johnson 

To help me hide my Wild sweater



 

ThoseMedallingKids

You say those two words and Scribe is liable to come running.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:15 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

she's the one that helped me make it.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:15 AM Permalink
KITCH

"Evaporated" ...for some reason I anagramed this a while ago...

very wierd...I had a lot of left over letter...hmmm need to relook at that..
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:16 AM Permalink
KITCH

Evaporate Beaver HEY RE YE SHY

bwwaaaaahh...its as good as everything else I've done the last 4 days...
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:25 AM Permalink
KITCH

you guys suck!!!

I know you have read the clue...and bolted to the park...

its not funny....I know where you went.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:26 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

kitch when can you get out there?
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:27 AM Permalink
KITCH

its cool.....I thinking nobody knows where I wanna look
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:28 AM Permalink
Tatergirl

I'm so lost. :eyeroll: Whatever happen to the days when everybody NOODLED OUT LOUD instead of all the hinting around?

I have a park in mind, but I'm not sure why.

 :chagrin:
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:34 AM Permalink
Tatergirl

Did Tim say exactly what we're looking for? A flag, a medallion?
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:37 AM Permalink
KITCH

during a mock hunt we really don't noodle everything out outloud...but everything is right in front of your nose...

I have not let anybody stray 2 far off the beaten path....heck I'm sure I even stated the park once or twice in my posts.

This is important during mock hunts because you can count on 2 hands the number of hunters.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:37 AM Permalink
OTiS

I agree Kitch.

If 5 or 9 hunters told everything then there would be no purpose in trying to work your noodle yourself.

Coolers would get rusty.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:45 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

damn.... so now theres a path too?

starting over.... again...

seriously.... I think my lack of sleep, and/or grubbing is catching up to me.... I cant settle on one damn thing...
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:46 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

well it's only because there are so few people hunting.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:46 AM Permalink
KITCH

oh great I've got another anagram 2 do.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:54 AM Permalink
treasure chest

more people than you think tim.... damn... pretty sure we were in the right spot last night ares!
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:55 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

yeah... but im letting myself down on this one... usually im one of the first people out there... and I have good ideas on almost everything...

this round...im all over the map...and the skills have become to eratic...

I think I need to re-enroll in a refresher course on how to not suck at hunting....

and get back to how I used to do it, and whats put me in the right spots, way too early in hunts....
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:55 AM Permalink
ares

damn... pretty sure we were in the right spot last night ares!

uh huh. if only it weren't so dark, baby.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:56 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Fight that urge buddy... you may have been out there, but there was no way you were gonna find it like that.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:56 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

If only you didn't have to go to lunch!!!
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:57 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

or whatever that quote was.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:58 AM Permalink
me2

I know where the 'stick pile' is

heading out in a bit

please call me if someone finds it
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 7:19 AM Permalink
KITCH

what? why the hell are yo not in the park??

oh and where's the stick pile??
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 7:23 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I dunno about any piles of sticks... but theres a bowl of them in my kitchen....

pretzel sticks, that is....
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 7:23 AM Permalink
KITCH

omg...THX your going to love this...

ME2 has an album that you and both know what it is...

did you know "she can 2"....

damn flies.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:08 AM Permalink
THX 1138

No way!

How did she get her hands on that album?
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:09 AM Permalink
KITCH

fwiw

me2 found a yellow brick

'benfold' has a song called brick
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:11 AM Permalink
KITCH

she said she got it about 5 years ago...

shoulda seen my face when I was talking to her about this last clue and the first thing that came to my mind.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:12 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Anybody find it yet? I'm waiting to give a high five to someone
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:13 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Here's a couple of visual noodles for ya tates
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:15 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Thank you for calling tim's hunt hotline... the medallion has not been found. Search don't destroy.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:26 AM Permalink
KITCH

cluemaster!!!

does this mean anything 2 you??

bankroll

Skip

win
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:26 AM Permalink
KITCH

you might need a tri-silk napkin
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:29 AM Permalink
Clue Master

?

I'll ana at work
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:30 AM Permalink
KITCH

bankroll

Skip

win

should take you about 5 secs.....
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:33 AM Permalink
KITCH

...I'm not liking this...
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:39 AM Permalink
KITCH

me2 is getting 2 close to the spot that I like...
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:39 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

call dibs on the spot... dibs are legal in my hunt :wink:
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:40 AM Permalink
KITCH

I just called DIBS!!!
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:42 AM Permalink
KITCH

Just told me2 on the phone....
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:42 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

well that was dumb, now she knows where to look.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:48 AM Permalink
KITCH

...great..now I gotta find a new spot...
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:54 AM Permalink
becksie

Kitch, Is that my dibs from yesterday???
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 10:18 AM Permalink
me2

I was already sitting on 'his spot' when he called me
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 10:26 AM Permalink
THX 1138

That's nowhere near the porta-potty!
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 10:31 AM Permalink
me2

it is incredibly nice out there right now! ...I'm keeping my fingers crossed it lasts .... 21 hours and I will be teeing off! I got 63 holes ahead of me this weekend! Oktoberfest- beer and golfin' Go Vikes ~

a morning view

a great stick pile

a 'gold' brick (just like in 1964)
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 10:35 AM Permalink
me2

and it sounds like I may not have gotten clue 2 BUT I like my version-
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 10:38 AM Permalink
KITCH

oh for christ sakes...

...

ya it blows.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 10:40 AM Permalink
Pay Me

So me2 did you pick it up yet?
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 10:41 AM Permalink