Grand Marshalls they are, Jim & John, honorable guests,
Mahoney’s the name, Irish Heritage is the game, they’re the best!
Ms. Day, Que Sera Sera, Americas sweet heart,
Blink of an eye, identify, state of the art.
Number one portable, number two portable, on the move,
Plan your bestowment, if only for a moment, nothing to prove.
Eskimo Pie, declassify, locate the right base,
Everytime I look around, it’s in my face.
The paper kind, what’s on your mind, welcome to my host,
Hocus pocus, let’s stay focused, pose a toast.
Rowan and Martin, be the Spartan, when nothing is going right, go left,
Designer stubble, get here on the double, kind of a theft.
Play some tunes, many moons, look off in the distance,
For a short span, be part of a clan, success will be instant.
Come out and join, some call me the coin, it’s me in the flesh,
Order a Bud, never a dud, check the label to see if I’m fresh.
These units are the key, out in front of me, your bread and butter,
Remember the guy who gave up? Neither does anyone else, search through all the clutter.
If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen, no place for the meek,
I love the sound of clappin and if that doesn't happen, we’ll see you next week!
