Submitted by Allison Wonderland on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:41 AM The 2013 Allison Wonderland Mock Hunt will begin on Saturday March 2, 2013. Kickoff is at 5:30pm at Gabe's By the Park. Stay tuned for the clues! Hunt Information Dates Scheduled Dates Saturday, March 2, 2013 Find Date Tuesday, March 12, 2013 Finders Name Brass Monkey Hometown Chaska Prize Maximum Prize $500 Awarded Prize $500 Location General Location Burns Avenue Park Pinpointed Location Between a pair of trees in the NE section of the park Concealer A chunk of ice 44.9496, -93.0376 Clues Clue 1 Published Date Saturday, March 2, 2013, 6:00 PM In fair Wonderland the hunt is at handFor all those who would heed the rabbit’s call.In this twisted race, you’d best get first placeBefore the other guys make it their haul.If books are musty and maps are dustyAnd your chair has a well-defined ass markThen let me be frank, you will come up blank,Without an earnest try out in the park. The official meaning of the clue. In addition to letting you know the hunt has started, this clue also tells you the name of the park the medallion is hidden in. It starts with the last line of the first stanza which uses the phrase "before the other guys". Looking at the second stanza, the names of five men are mentioned: Dusty, Mark, Frank, Will, and Earnest. But the clue says "before the other guys" and the key is to look at the word prior to each of these names: "are", "ass", "be", "you", and "an" which are homonyms for the letters R, S, B, U, and N respectively. These letters can be rearranged to spell BURNS. It would take some work to get this, but that investment would pay off. Clue Rating Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5Cancel rating No votes yet Clue 2 Published Date Sunday, March 3, 2013, 6:00 PM With Jake a quandary; air dirty laundry?Did he ride fortune’s wave or just get wet?Or forget old news and get to the clues?Then look for one of a global quartet. The official meaning of the clue. The first part of the clue refers to what the medallion is hidden in, namely an old dirty sock of Jake's that was frozen in ice. The global quartet refers to the Earth's four oceans (ride the wave, get wet) as Pacific St. is very near the north side of Burns Park. Clue Rating Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5Cancel rating No votes yet Clue 3 Published Date Monday, March 4, 2013, 6:00 PM Why, when out walking, are we oft talkingAbout our dreams to the powers above?One may be single but two will tingle,Yet ten is what you need to get past love. The official meaning of the clue. The first line refers to the Y (why) shaped walking path in the park. The powers above refer to the power lines over the treasure's resting spot. "Love" is a term from tennis (ten is) as there is a tennis court in the park, but you'll need to walk past it Clue Rating Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5Cancel rating No votes yet Clue 4 Published Date Tuesday, March 5, 2013, 6:00 PM Near water serene a wave can be seenThe sweet current flows by gently on cue.To the siren’s call you will surely fallIf you stare too long at the mermaid’s view. The official meaning of the clue. The water serene is again a reference to Pacific Ave. The Pacific ocean was so named because of its serene waters. The wave that can be seen nearby, in the park, is a bicycle rack in the shape of a compressed sine wave which is visible from the hiding spot. The second line alludes to the song "Flow Gently Sweet Afton". Upper Afton Rd. meets Burns Ave. near the park, but more specifically, the words for that song were written by the poet Robert Burns. There is also an underwater scene (the mermaid's view) on a piece of playground equipment. However that scene is not visible from the hiding spot so you don't want to dig somewhere where you can view it. Clue Rating Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5Cancel rating No votes yet Clue 5 Published Date Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 6:00 PM If you take a bit to just stop and sitThere’s a tree that doesn’t look as it shouldNot an evergreen like I’ve ever seen.Maybe ponder some other type of wood. The official meaning of the clue. There's a bench near the hiding spot. Also, near the hiding spot there's a group of trees. But if you look more carefully, you will see that one of the trees is not a tree at all, but rather a utility pole. The other type of wood to ponder is Hazlewood which is the name of a nearby street to the east. Clue Rating Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5Cancel rating No votes yet Clue 6 Published Date Thursday, March 7, 2013, 6:00 PM When mapping edges instead of hedgesWe often use streets to mark a park’s grounds.But in this year’s game, few such streets to name.As this one has more irregular bounds. The official meaning of the clue. This clue is just saying it is in a park where many of the park boundaries are not along streets. In fact the borders of the park vary from one map to another. Clue Rating Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5Cancel rating No votes yet Clue 7 Published Date Friday, March 8, 2013, 6:00 PM Consider largesse to make some progressTis the secret of wise men over fools.To further hasten look to the masonAnd the products of his primary tools. The official meaning of the clue. Next to the park is a church (a place you might donate money) by the name of Progressive Baptist Church. The primary tools of a mason, or more specifically a Freemason (wise men with secrets), are the square and compass depicted on their logo. The square of course is used to make squares while the compass is used to make circles. The church next door has a bell tower with a prominent circle-in-a-square design. Clue Rating Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5Cancel rating No votes yet Clue 8 Published Date Saturday, March 9, 2013, 6:00 PM Begin at the top, but go on, don’t stop.Just let yourself give in to gravity.The red light’s fleeting where the trail’s heatingNear a place unfit for depravity. The official meaning of the clue. Generally you would enter the park from Burns Ave. which is the high point of the park. Follow gravity and go down hill. At the treasure's resting place one may glimpse the red light of an exit sign through a narrow window. Too far to one side or the other and the sign can not be seen, hence it is fleeting. The place that is unfit for depravity again refers to the church as the treasure is on that side of the park. Clue Rating Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5Cancel rating No votes yet Clue 9 Published Date Sunday, March 10, 2013, 6:00 PM There’s room for a tot, though not a lotSo you may want to go play in the yard.When you’re near the spot, go and take your shotWith no opposition it won’t be hard. The official meaning of the clue. "Room for a tot," is a reference to the existence of a playground in the park. "Not a lot" tells you the park has no parking lot. "Playing in the yard" refers to the house in the corner of the park and the fact that its back yard is near to the treasure. "Taking your shot" refers to the nearby basketball court. Since the court has only one basket, that suggests there is no opposing team. Clue Rating Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5Cancel rating No votes yet Clue 10 Published Date Monday, March 11, 2013, 6:00 PM Were old clues confused, or poison infused?This clue has an alexipharmic lean.If you see it twice, to be more precise,The one of scant distance is what I mean. The official meaning of the clue. Many of the previous clues could fit Mounds nearly as well as Burns. The first line suggests that all may not be as it seems. The second line ends with "…mic lean" which is to suggest McLean, a street that runs into the park not far from the treasure's hiding spot. If one were to look on a map for McLean in that area, one may notice that there are two stretches of it, one running into Mounds and one into Burns. In this case you want the shorter of the two. Clue Rating Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5Cancel rating No votes yet Clue 11 Published Date Tuesday, March 12, 2013, 7:00 PM Dream lyrical hopes when you've run the slopesWith weary foot and picked the daises fine.There a good will draught shall not go for naughtAs you take a cup near the old lawn sign.If the park's not hot, it's not where you thought.I say perhaps you should have stopped and prayed.You'll find the right spot north of a private lotAnd there you will have it made in the shade.If still lost you are, you can set the barBy mapping a northern street to align.Regarding how far, you should stay on parWith that which lies beyond the city line. The official meaning of the clue. Many of the phrases from the first part of this clue come from later verses of the song "Auld Lang Syne" (old lawn sign). The words for this song were written by Robert Burns which by this time should lead one to Burns Park.The second stanza suggests you need to be in a park that's "hot", which is to say "Burns". It also alludes again to the church next door. The treasure is hidden on the north side of the lot that the house is sitting on, under some trees in the shade.In the third stanza, the northern street is Barclay, the only street to the north that runs into the park. That "which lies beyond the city line" is a reference to Suburban Ave. The treasure is pretty close to where those two streets would intersect in the park if extended. Clue Rating Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5Cancel rating No votes yet Clue 12 If a hunter learns the right park is BurnsWould they think it had all been a big tease?Along the east side you won't be deniedIf you dig out the ice between two trees. The official meaning of the clue. This is just telling you more or less where the treasure lies. Clue Rating Select ratingGive it 1/5Give it 2/5Give it 3/5Give it 4/5Give it 5/5Cancel rating No votes yet