INTRODUCTION
Village of Lakes—for goodness' sakes!
It's time to stop messing around;
We're striking out to lay new stakes—
And bringing our tent to town!
So let us present, with your consent,
The Hunt for the Lakeville Loot:
Two-hundred bucks for this event—
And bonus prizes to boot!
As you claw for the big ah-ha,
Please follow our simple rules:
Don't be a dummy, obey the law;
No climbing—nix the tools!
Be sure to hark to boundary marks;
Don't dig up the ground—
Keep out of forbidden parks,
And declare your find when found!
You'll be in a bind if left behind,
So hurry up and scoot—
For only those who seek may find
The lucky Lakeville Loot!
The Intro (by Johannes) contains the phrases “lay new stakes,” and “hark to boundary marks,” and lists eight “simple rules.”