Mr. I Didn't Register My Button Medallion Finder Guy
Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. I Didn't Register My Button Medallion Finder Guy.
(Mr. I Didn't Register My Button Medallion Finder Guy)
After poking at that odd colored thing in the snow, it hit you like a ton of bricks.
(And where are your clues?)
You stand there wondering why all these people stare at you with look of hate.
(Daggers from the eyes)
If it weren't for you Mr. I Didn't Register My Button Medallion Finder Guy, we would all be having a few more free drinks with a lucky cooler.
(Another wasted 5 grand)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light, Mr. I Didn't Register My Button Medallion Finder Guy, because the more you drink, the less chance you'll stumble across our prize.
(Cause you don't dig.....)