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Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Hand and Foot Warmer Inventor.
(Mr. Hand and Foot Warmer Inventor)
While the other 90% of our body is freezing it's ass off, it's okay because we have warm fingers and toes.
(My tootsies are so warm)
You took a nerdy subject like Chemistry and made something practical from it for once
(Nerds hate being cold now)
You started off with just foot warmers
(Oh!)
But that just wasn't enough, you dared to dream, you said "these can warm my hands too"
(Oh what a vision)
And so the hand and foot warmer was born. So crack open an ice cold bud light mr. hand and foot warmer inventor, but you better drink it fast, because god knows your hands are gonna warm it right up.
(No one likes a warm beer)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter Guy.
(Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter Guy)
After a night of drinking with the buddies, it didn't occur to you that a coat would be a good idea.
(Your mother wouldn't be happy)
Armed with only your shoes to kick snow and a plastic spork from wendys you dare to dream.
(What is a registered button?)
If it weren't for you Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter Guy, no one would ever find that elusive medallion.
(Certainly not the cooler crew)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light, Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter, because the more you drink, the less annoying the frostbite is.
(Ouch ouch ouch ouch, ouch it burns)