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Original Art, Music, and Poetry from member of the Cooler Crew.

We've got an awful lot of talent around these parts for poetry, art, music, photography, and yes even the occasional mock hunt. These pages are a showcase for those talents (except for the mock hunts, which we take care of elsewhere).

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Medallion Hunt HerosKCØGRN
Kitch
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Tim the Hunter

Maybe Next Year

Submitted by zephyrus on

The night is cool
I’m in line by you.
They think of us “fool”
To wait for the clue.

In line for 2 hours,
It never seems as long.
New friends are now ours,
At 11, we here the gong.

We rush for the paper,
Never trampling a foot.
A dollar a layer,
Searching for loot.

With the love for the search,
And our pride by our side.
The parks are our church, 
As we hunt city-wide.

We search on the ‘net, 
And chat with our friends.
Do we want it? You bet!
Will we find it? Depends.

As the clues, they all dwindle;
Others patience is thin.
Our hearts will rekindle, 
“We hope they don’t win”.

The last clue appears,
It soon will be won.
We must face our own fears, 
The hunt is all done.

'Twas the Eve of the Hunt

Submitted by Liquor Lady on

'Twas the eve of the hunt, we were ready for the haul.
Not a digger was sleeping, at least not in St. Paul!
Their shovels were clutched oh so proudly with care,
in hopes that the medallion soon would be theirs!

The diggers were dressed in their boots with good tread,
While visions of dollar signs danced in their heads.
With dad in his long johns and me with my scarf,
We just started off our long walk through the park.

When out on the playground I heard something shatter,
I sprang from my car to see what was the matter.
Away to the swings I flew in a flash,
Slamming the door, almost breaking the glass!

The slide was all covered with new fallen snow
And the monkey bars had icicles that hung really low,
When what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But the whole cooler crew and some 40 oz beers.

With a leader who knew there wasn't much time,
I knew in a flash it must be Terry Valentine!
Swifter than cheetahs her diggers they came
As she whistled and shouted and called them by name.

Now jake inge now green brown now medalling kids and marley king!
On tim the hunter on ian on eags and leelabell!
To the top of the hill to the top of the park!
Now dig away! dig away! dig away all!

Like a plow they uncovered every inch of that place,
Their noses all red and hope in their face.
They dug way up high and some down below,
But not one could uncover that medallion in the snow!

And then in the distance I saw by the water,
A man with a paper, it must be a spotter!
All smug was his face and his eyes sometimes scattered,
He looked like a bum cuz his clothes were all tattered!

The man with the paper was now in his car,
All toasty and warm smoking a big cigar
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
Happy digging to all and to all a good night!

An Untitled Poem

Submitted by leelabell on

It's that time of the year, my friend
For slogging, and reading, and quickly refreshing
Should I run spell check before I hit send?
1000 messages behind; oh, how depressing

Laughing at and analyzing the wit of the crew
Posted by notables like Scribe and Me2
Allison believes that he'll get it right
But the Medallionators say the puck's in their sight

I ignore Mr. News and giggle at Violent J
I dig out the maps and put the homework away
What you ask? What is the reason?
You silly fool, it's medallion hunting season

Me2 and the Coolerheads

Submitted by me2 on

Me2 and the Coolerheads

(all right Cooler Crew! Ready to read the clue? ) 
-I'll say we are! 
-Yeah! 
-Let's read it now! 
Okay, TMK? 
-Okay! 
Okay, THX? 
-Okay! 
Okay,ARES? ARES? AREEEEEEEEZ! 
-YES DEAR!!!) 

Treasure Hunting time is here 
Just got the 1st clue from the Pioneer 
We've got our shovels in our car 
The pre-dig gig was at the bar 
Want a clue thats fun to noodle 
Me2, I want the kit & caboodle! 
We could hardly stand the wait 
To find the coin, it's our fate 

(Okay Crew get ready) 
That was scooberific, TMK. 
-rooby rooby rooo. 
Very 'ordinary', THX. 
-Ahhh. 
Ah, Ares, you wern't noodling, watch it. 
Ah, Ares. Ares. AREEEEEEZ! 
-YES DEAR.) 

Want a clue thats fun to noodle 
Me2, I still want the kit & caboodle! 
We could hardly stand the wait 
To find the coin, it's our fate 
We could hardly stand the wait 
To find the coin, it's our fate 

(Very good, coolerheads) 
-Lets read the clue again! Yeah, lets read the clue again! 
No, That's enough, lets not overanalyze it 
-What do you mean overanalyze? 
-We want to read the clue again! 
Now wait a minute, coolerheads 
-Why can't we read the clue again? 
-[Cooler Crew chatter] 
Ares, dig over there...THX, just a minute. 
TMK will you dig over there? Crew...