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3yrs of my life?? holy crap -
NO PUN INTENDED? hehe

Ok, I missed all the fun today :(

I am reading the posts (probly had 5 left) and Sarah comes running down here and says"Wheres the plunger?!"

NO $#!^??! hahahaha
---- We run up and she plunged it all on her own and cleaned up- NICE!  It's about time I didn't have to do it!

[Edited by on May 16, 2005 at 04:06pm.]

I love that bathroom! I don't NEED a toilet- isn't there a sink I can use?
OK- who drank my last Dr.Pepper? And will some one eat that leftover pork roast? I don't want to throw it out.

I get home and the family is sleeping.  All the lights are off except the bathroom.  I pick up the kid to move her to her bed and both say that I need to unclog the toilet.  I just had to laugh out loud.  Then I complain why they can't figure out how to use a simple plunger.  One push - done.  HA

sounds like you need the "AGT"

I'm just fine thank you - got any Jungle Monthly handy?

People spend at least three years of their lives using the toilet.
» Women take three times as long to use the toilet as men. 


= nine years for women!

bwwaaaahhhh....that must mean 20 years just being in a bathroom for all personal needs...

I've been labled as the quickest pisser of the land by some people.
During mosquito season out fishing, a gal does not want to leave those parts exposed for very long. Itching them can be embarassing.
Heh- em-bare-ass-ing.

I've been labled as the quickest pisser of the land by some people.

I wanna see the race between u and mucky...

maybe not :)

ahh- it's a camper-girl deal.

http://www.urinelle.biz/

 

oh the stuff that i find.....

that is cool ----and it has an AWESOME font LOGO WOWOWOWOWOWOW!

Honey? I gotta pee right now... JOE

do you mean the logo that looks like

 

<I*

I like the font

I like the upside down legs on the girl....now thats a cool trick...some serious yoga..or something....

I don't think those are legs. I think it's the letter V for....
umm- victory?

I think she is keeping her legs closed so you can't get in ;)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I wonder if the dude comes with purchase to hold the dealie.
Personally, I see no reason to pee standing up- you still have to pull the pants down.
A hand-held funnel just does not compare to a male appendage in the stand-and-pee department.
A foley bag- that's what we need. Just strap it to the ankle, and avoid thorn bushes.

Is that photo backwards? His hand is twisted funny.
And, hmmmm, I wonder if he wants to be my personal pee-boy?
He can hold my funnel anytime

[Edited by on May 18, 2005 at 05:37am.]

There's definitely something wrong with you.

something is wrong with all of us....

we have been on potty talk for 3 days...

Your acrobatic statement reminded me of something

Is that a summer camp?

 Only if you want it to be

[Edited by on May 18, 2005 at 12:24pm.]

Sure- YOU show up.... and nobody wants to post here.....
DAMN YOU!
or DAMN ME!
DAMN ALL THE PUPPIES!
They'er the one's who pee all the time.

places newspaper down all over in here so not to make the owner so angry

I'm not angry- just jealous- and all these papers make me wanna do a crossword, and adopt a puppy.

...Although a grandchild would suffice.

do you think my future grandchild will understand my avatar?

I don't understand your avatar.

The last time I looked at her -she was looking a different direction! yikes! Now it looks like she is looking over my right shoulder!

Freaky!

I venture that my avatar is not to be understood.
Dang! My mentor is an old pickle....Is sense something you wish to make now?

SO! GLAD! people are not stopping by and making a mess.
My thread is the only clean thing in my life.

Ian- get out of my guest room.

Metal detector!

You guys are all too weird for me.
Go to your own thread, pollute it, and come back here with some clean stuff.
I have enough poo in my yard to choke a pig farmer.

OK, I'll be nice now- the hormones have crawled back under a stone.
GOL! I did not want to sound like a typical fiendish female!

Come to my site! EAT! DRINK! CUSS! Leave dirty socks strewn about!
I'll make muffins! And cocoa, or tea.

 

 

 

Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa men have named you
You're so like the lady with the mystic smile
Is it only 'cause you're lonely they have blamed you
For that Mona Lisa strangeness in your smile?
Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa,
Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep
They just lie there, and they die there
Are you warm, are you real, Mona Lisa,
Or just a cold and lonely, lovely work of art?

wow

[Edited by on Jun 7, 2005 at 07:59am.]

mona lisa joe