Have you ever been subjected to day-long stench ? What can be done about stinky co-workers (due to farting) ? This guy is TERRIBLE. Are candles any help? Solutions ????
candles can be an amazing help. they also work equally as well to clear the aroma of sewer gas from the air if, say the water in a sink trap totally evaporates (as my brother learned with his bathtub while he was remodeling his house before he moved in).
2004 Darwin Awards Nominee No. 5: [Bloomberg News Service]:
A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas emissions. There was no mark on his body, and an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his nearly airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating "this deadly gas." Three of the rescuers got sick, and one was hospitalized.
Farts are often treated as nothing more than an embarrassing bodily function. On the contrary, a good fart should be treated like a good wine: it has complex tone, timbre, smell and taste; you can often tell immediately who the producer is (and what type of "grapes" they have); and, most importantly, it should be "laid down". Which is exactly what I've started to do here. Welcome to The Fart Cellar - all contributions gratefully received.
You'll see. DDY and I have tried for years. Lance has it blocked somehow. I remember being able to do it when we first got here cause I'd post hidden Simpsons .wav's but he stopped them soon after we got started. Let me know if you happen to find a work around. Maybe he can set his site to only allow for certain types of HTML to be posted?
Funny - I just went to my site from my computer at work here and I didn't realize that I had that fart on a loop. It scared the crap out of me. (pardon the pun) I wonder how many other people had the same thing happen to them today? hehe
Have you ever been subjected to day-long stench ? What can be done about stinky co-workers (due to farting) ? This guy is TERRIBLE. Are candles any help? Solutions ????
candles can be an amazing help. they also work equally as well to clear the aroma of sewer gas from the air if, say the water in a sink trap totally evaporates (as my brother learned with his bathtub while he was remodeling his house before he moved in).
wow, never thought I'd see this thread!
It's BAD. He's in denial, no one has said anything, but if he clears a room, ???
I'm wondering what my supervisor can say to him.
try the epa, or whoever it is that enforces the minnesota indoor clean air act. :)
How come Ian gets a playground?
because he can
http://www.madblast.com/flash_shows/new/fartball.swf
2004 Darwin Awards Nominee No. 5: [Bloomberg News Service]:
A terrible diet and a room with no
ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his
own gas emissions. There was no mark on his body, and an autopsy showed
large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted
primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just
the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep
from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he
been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal.
But the man was shut up in his nearly airtight bedroom. According to the
article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating "this deadly
gas." Three of the rescuers got sick, and one was hospitalized.
the scary thing is that there is actually a thread for you to post that story in!
Thats a lil bad... isn't it???
http://badgas.co.uk/farts/
Farts are often treated as nothing more than an embarrassing bodily function. On the contrary, a good fart should be treated like a good wine: it has complex tone, timbre, smell and taste; you can often tell immediately who the producer is (and what type of "grapes" they have); and, most importantly, it should be "laid down". Which is exactly what I've started to do here. Welcome to The Fart Cellar - all contributions gratefully received.
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http://badgas.co.uk/farts/
Thanks you guys. I just added the ripping cardboard one to my web site. hehe
I like the mosquito one myself.
I think we need one embedded in here.
Can't do it
Joe
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You'll see. DDY and I have tried for years. Lance has it blocked somehow. I remember being able to do it when we first got here cause I'd post hidden Simpsons .wav's but he stopped them soon after we got started. Let me know if you happen to find a work around. Maybe he can set his site to only allow for certain types of HTML to be posted?
Funny - I just went to my site from my computer at work here and I didn't realize that I had that fart on a loop. It scared the crap out of me. (pardon the pun) I wonder how many other people had the same thing happen to them today? hehe
[Edited by on Mar 1, 2005 at 12:09pm.]
I remember being able to do it when we first got here
Yeah. I didn't know it had been "stopped"
I give up. I tried every version google told me about. Damn
http://www.coolertimes.com/lovinghusband.mpg
I can't believe there was sooo much leftover chili from Sat night!
I have been eating leftovers for 2 days!!!
WHEW!
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P Stinkin' U!
Woman don't fart!
Do they?
Not intentionally. However, when we do they don't stink. :)
[Edited by on Apr 12, 2005 at 09:18am.]
Actually it didn't -I was just trying to make the point to someone that we women do pass gas! usually quietly- but not always ;)
I dig a chick that farts. Anything for a competition.
than you shoulda been around me this last weekend- an earfull forsure (better than a nosefull)
ok, my dad had the worst! He loved to eat beans, onions, jalepenos-anything to clean out the system.
He would hold my moms face under the covers and lay one (or a ton) on her ----
That's when you know you've found someone to spend the rest of your life with.
When you can fart under the covers and hold them under there and they stay with you, thats true love man...
I always thought true love was when two people could puke on each other so they would have more room for drinking>Â Â Maybe not
Well...I know I'd hold their hair outta the way for when they puke...
puke on each other
If someone puked on me I would puke -but at least I would try to not puke back on them.
Getting along and still loving eachother after any exchange of bodily fluid is a good thing
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OMG - What have I created ?
:-)
i know...i'm still bummed....
He would hold my moms face under the covers and lay one (or a ton) on her ----
Hotbox!
Who farted ?
ooo ooo that smell ...
cancha smell that smell?