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They're really, really bad !

King Boreas aka Ian

Have you ever been subjected to day-long stench ? What can be done about stinky co-workers (due to farting) ? This guy is TERRIBLE. Are candles any help? Solutions ????

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 4:10 AM Permalink
ares

candles can be an amazing help. they also work equally as well to clear the aroma of sewer gas from the air if, say the water in a sink trap totally evaporates (as my brother learned with his bathtub while he was remodeling his house before he moved in).

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 5:55 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

wow, never thought I'd see this thread!

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 8:41 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

It's BAD. He's in denial, no one has said anything, but if he clears a room, ???

I'm wondering what my supervisor can say to him.

Thu, 01/09/2003 - 4:35 PM Permalink
ares

try the epa, or whoever it is that enforces the minnesota indoor clean air act. :)

Thu, 01/09/2003 - 4:37 PM Permalink
Scribe

How come Ian gets a playground?

Tue, 02/11/2003 - 7:10 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

because he can

Wed, 02/12/2003 - 3:02 AM Permalink
mucluck

2004 Darwin Awards Nominee No. 5: [Bloomberg News Service]:

A terrible diet and a room with no
ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his
own gas emissions. There was no mark on his body, and an autopsy showed
large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted
primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just
the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep
from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he
been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal.
But the man was shut up in his nearly airtight bedroom. According to the
article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating "this deadly
gas." Three of the rescuers got sick, and one was hospitalized.

Mon, 02/28/2005 - 7:30 AM Permalink
me2

the scary thing is that there is actually a thread for you to post that story in!

Mon, 02/28/2005 - 8:15 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Thats a lil bad... isn't it???

Mon, 02/28/2005 - 9:59 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Farts are often treated as nothing more than an embarrassing bodily function. On the contrary, a good fart should be treated like a good wine: it has complex tone, timbre, smell and taste; you can often tell immediately who the producer is (and what type of "grapes" they have); and, most importantly, it should be "laid down". Which is exactly what I've started to do here. Welcome to The Fart Cellar - all contributions gratefully received.

 

http://badgas.co.uk/farts/

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 6:55 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Thanks you guys.  I just added the ripping cardboard one to my web site.  hehe

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 7:16 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I like the mosquito one myself.

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 8:12 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

I think we need one embedded in here.

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 9:20 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Can't do it

Joe


[Edited by on Mar 1, 2005 at 09:22am.]

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 9:21 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

test

[Edited 3 times. Most recently by on Mar 1, 2005 at 01:35pm.]

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 10:49 AM Permalink
Clue Master

You'll see.  DDY and I have tried for years.  Lance has it blocked somehow.  I remember being able to do it when we first got here cause I'd post hidden Simpsons .wav's but he stopped them soon after we got started.  Let me know if you happen to find a work around. Maybe he can set his site to only allow for certain types of HTML to be posted?

Funny - I just went to my site from my computer at work here and I didn't realize that I had that fart on a loop.  It scared the crap out of me.  (pardon the pun)  I wonder how many other people had the same thing happen to them today?  hehe


[Edited by on Mar 1, 2005 at 12:09pm.]

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 11:41 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

I remember being able to do it when we first got here

Yeah. I didn't know it had been "stopped"

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 1:03 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

I give up. I tried every version google told me about. Damn

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 2:06 PM Permalink
me2



I can't believe there was sooo much leftover chili from Sat night!
I have been eating leftovers for 2 days!!!









WHEW!
 

P Stinkin' U!


Mon, 04/11/2005 - 7:30 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Woman don't fart!

Do they?

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 7:52 AM Permalink
OT

Not intentionally.  However, when we do they don't stink.  :)

[Edited by on Apr 12, 2005 at 09:18am.]

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 8:14 AM Permalink
me2

Actually it didn't -I was just trying to make the point to someone that we women do pass gas! usually quietly- but not always ;)

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 8:37 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I dig a chick that farts.  Anything for a competition.

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 9:45 AM Permalink
me2

than you shoulda been around me this last weekend- an earfull forsure (better than a nosefull)

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 9:54 AM Permalink
me2

ok, my dad had the worst! He loved to eat beans, onions, jalepenos-anything to clean out the system.

He would hold my moms face under the covers and lay one (or a ton) on her ----

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 9:55 AM Permalink
Med2k

That's when you know you've found someone to spend the rest of your life with.

When you can fart under the covers and hold them under there and they stay with you, thats true love man...

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 10:27 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I always thought true love was when two people could puke on each other so they would have more room for drinking>   Maybe not

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 11:23 AM Permalink
KITCH

Well...I know I'd hold their hair outta the way for when they puke...

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 11:27 AM Permalink
me2

puke on each other

If someone puked on me I would puke -but at least I would try to not puke back on them.

Getting along and still loving eachother after any exchange of bodily fluid is a good thing

 

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 12:10 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

OMG - What have I created ?

:-)

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 1:57 PM Permalink
KITCH

i know...i'm still bummed....

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 2:07 PM Permalink
Frosti

He would hold my moms face under the covers and lay one (or a ton) on her ----

Hotbox!

Fri, 04/15/2005 - 6:38 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Who farted ?

Tue, 07/26/2005 - 5:57 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

ooo ooo that smell ...

cancha smell that smell?

Thu, 11/17/2005 - 9:57 AM Permalink