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Shoot the Breeze With the Cooler Crew - Peoplesforum Edition
ok. time for me to stop thinking and just start copying:
women are like computers.....they take too long to warm up and a better model comes along when you've already got one.
ok. time for me to stop thinking and just start copying:
women are like ...country western songs. They're annoying, they all sound alike, and if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
See? You give up and have to begin copying which makes me think about this one...
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
hmm, glad I'm not a woman ;)
or a man for that matter...
ah, what? Last time I saw you you were. But I guess you did have clothes on (?)
ya know, i read that very same thing about women too.
women are like a day out fishing....you never know what you're gonna get and usually you want to throw it back.
women are like a day out fishing....sure you have some good stories, but all your friends know they ain't true.
But yeah, I guess I am getting bumbed out now!
Well now!
You want to talk about truth?
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong!
JOESY!
I'm just Kelly, a Human Being :)
yeah, my brain is kinda fried too. i don't think i've ever been that quick on my feet before. i guess it was the m&m-provided inspiration.
ok you asked for it....
What Humans Are Like
Six wise, blind elephants were discussing what humans were like. Failing to agree, they decided to determine what humans were like by direct experience. The first wise, blind elephant felt the human, and declared, "Humans are flat." The other wise, blind elephants, after similarly feeling the human, agreed.
I don't wanna be flat :(
hey, honey, you're the one that kept me out of mears.
oh i so wish i knew where the picture was of the zookeeper who had an elephant sit down on him was at.
Confuscious say: Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water.
You know? I have this problem...
Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
well, since we've switched to that: confucsious say, man who stand on toilet get high on pot. man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok. man who fart in church sit in own pew.
you just can't let go, can you, j? women are like credit cards. you never know how much you've spent on them and at the end of the month they make you cry.
and finally, to close off the evening, women are like guns.....keep one around and sooner or later you're going to want to shoot it.
FINE...since you can't keep up...I'll end with...
Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicap.
you're not ending anything tonite, baby.
you've all heard how men are like fine wine, well women are like fine wine too.....they all start out fresh, fruity, and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
Did you take some Viagra or something?
::rolls over and turns out the light:: I have a headache dear
nah. i think its just you keeping me up all nite.
goodnite dear. it was fun.
I don't know how to take that :)
Goodnight
thats ok. i'm not sure how i meant that.
oh, and before i roll over and turn out the light: i win
:: rolls over and turns out his light ::
This seems to have turned into shooting the opposite sex in lieu of shooting the breeze. Hehehehehe
After much commotion around here, we went and had dinner at Porky's this evening. Once in awhile you just gotta have some of those onion rings. That place is 49 years old. Hard to believe.
Gotta get into work early tomorrow so I'm going to hit the hay here for tonight.
Goodnight, SCDs and MCL!
yeah, terry, but it was fun though. we really don't hate each other, honest we don't. i do have to say though that while i know she was stealing all of hers, all but a handful of mine are originals. which is impressive considering my brother got all the wit in the family.
oh, and i do have a couple more i can use to shoot from the hip tomorrow too :)
MMMM Porkys! Good Stuff!
I'm looking forward to getting (atleast) one tooth pulled tomorrow so I can eat normal food again! I actually broke down and have been taking Ibuprofen (haven't taken any form of medication in 5yrs or so) :(
at least? you mean you don't know yet?
Nope, I'll find out tomorrow-it was the soonest I could get an apt. I know I need one of my wisdom teeth pulled (as its swollen and painful), and hope thats it. I just want the pain to go away!
<edit> I haven't been in this much pain in YEARS, and am being such a baby about it :(
ooh. no fun. i had all 4 of mine yanked just before i started college (mind you this was the first realdental work i'd ever had done), and freaked to find that they were gonan use the needle to put me under. i was like i came to you guys to be put under precisely to avoid the needle. gee thanks. after the fact, however, it was very cool to be able to run life savers back and forth from one cheek to the other through the openings in the gumline where the wisdom teeth were.
<edit>first of all, iam the world's biggest baby about things. to a point where i can't even watch them give injections (simulated or real) on tv.
Yeah, the needle has me worried, I'll face it though!
My wisdom teeth didn't start coming in until about 5 yrs ago, there was enough room so I figured I didn't need to get them pulled, but...well we'll see. Two could come out, but one for sure.
<edit> ok, you are the biggest baby! ;) I am just feeling like a big baby right now, and I don't like it.
well, good luck and enjoy the nap :)
THX 1138 "ares & me2's "Room"" 9/12/02 4:59pm
merci :)
was that a subtle hint, jt? :)
Artemis - sorry to read about the tooth pain. I swear that's some of the worst. I think it's because it's so close to the brain.
Just remember to close your eyes when they come with the needle. That needle means just about instant pain relief as it numbs you up. You'll probably just about fall asleep in the chair if the pain has kept you awake. (Speaking from experience with my last root canal...and I HATE dentists.)
Heading into work early this morning. Better get going.
Have a way cooler day everyone!
was that a subtle hint, jt? :)
Was I being subtle?
Was I being subtle?
yeah. about as subtle as a brick through a window.
Actually, I wasn't sure if you'd get it or not.
:-)
i'm hurt. :: throwing his voice so that it comes from me2's direction :: he may be a guy, but he's not totally dumb
But you are a guy.
yeah, and i'm not totally dumb either.
But you are a guy.
:: slams head into desk ::
See!
what can i say? its contagious. i just follow your lead. :)
When your skull starts to get mushy, just turn the computer off.
just turn the computer off.
You're able to do that ?