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2008 St. Paul Winter Carnival Medallion

Submitted by KITCH on

Medallion Hotline 651-228-5547 

 


Clue #1 You've joined the hunt for the regal runt 
To prove searching does pay 
Don't dig a hole or knock down a pole 
And the golf course is out of play 

Last year Jake took home the cake 
With a clue a bit off level 
This year we'll rinse off all our prints 
Lest this hunt go to the devil 

Clue #2 The point of all this is so that you won't miss 
Your big chance to grab all the cash 
Now gather your guys and a gal who is wise 
You'll have to do something quite rash 

Clue #3 We've scanned the county to hide our bounty 
And keep you on your toes 
It may sound risible, but our puck's invisible 
Although it might just stick to your nose. 

Clue #4 How fun is the snow how far will we go 
You really ought to go see 
Get up for the mission and not just the wishin' 
Get into the game-it's all free 

Clue #5 There once was a clue that drove you-know-who 
To threaten a heinous act 
We'd use it again but we're afraid of his pen 
My friend, that's an unfortunate fact 

Clue #6 All ye who look should honor the book 
As one who stood for hope 
Much was built in the name of the kilt 
Look sharp now and never mope 

Clue #7 If you should go look high then low 
One could see it from a bower 
If it's your bent you might seek a tent 
To protect in case of shower 

Take note of the wood and do what you should 
To extract the prize for yourself 
Build a bridge to your dreams as high as they seem 
Leave nothing behind on the shelf 

Clue #8 Look at the buck to acquire good luck 
In finding the grail this year 
Link a jar,a line, a star lawyer divine 
While crying in your beer 

He won, then lost and the nation was tossed 
Into strife that was far from civil 
The point I'm making is yours for the taking 
Believe me - not the message board drivel 

Clue #9 This name brings tears, elation and cheers 
And occasionally even outrages 
It sits on walls and rides the halls 
And fills a dozen pages 

The hills are alive and you'll have arrived 
Refrain from the very injurious 
Be bold and be brave but your skin you must save 
What's off-limits should frankly be obvious 

Clue #10 Look for the sight you hope is just right 
You're doubtful and you're torn 
Make the rounds for what rhymes with grounds 
And part of a rose with a horn 

Through flames and flow this park where you'll go 
Is the site of sacred relics 
Stay away from these and the cliffs if you please 
Or you'll be in a heckuva fix 

Clue #11 Air and river sounds lead all to Mounds 
Far from the graves take your entourage 
Twixt Burns and Thorn, an icy pathway is born 
Across Mounds from a gray house and tan garage 

Hell no fury hath as those on the wrong path 
Mounds and Warner form a woodsy perimeter 
The path not official contains footprints beneficial 
Some 300 trudges in - quest for a quitter 

This trail you must follow goes down a narrow hollow 
Under a fallen tree to an old rusted drum 
From here you must search for a hillside path perch 
Wherein lies the center of fun

 

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Randahl

LIGAF
Thu, 01/17/2008 - 6:53 PM Permalink
Brassmonkey

lol
Thu, 01/17/2008 - 7:01 PM Permalink
green

Me too, Me2. It certainly wasn't "big deck" I saw! And then I got to thinking about My Master riding my caboose... Well... NEVER MIND!
Thu, 01/17/2008 - 7:08 PM Permalink
brasscat

Thats good LIGAF>>>>

Monkey just called me and told me he's having

eggs and sausage for breakfast! LOL my tummy hurts from laughing
Thu, 01/17/2008 - 7:22 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I always wondered if your caboose could fit on my big deck? Huh :smile:

Joe
Thu, 01/17/2008 - 11:47 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.

  1. " ...... AMEN!"
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 2:23 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teenager Is In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "KISS" makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh."

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

4. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.

3. Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 2:25 AM Permalink
brasscat

This was great first thing this morning!

My fav!!!

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

:smile: :grin: :cool: :wink:

Have to go do an overlooked quiz B4 class

Thanx for the morning smile!
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 5:01 AM Permalink
me2

Last week I was telling becks I wasn't feeling up to this years hunt, maybe that it hadnt hit me yet....

well, the other night I had the medallion dream and then last night I couldn't sleep. mind racing as I lay in bed. looked at the clock every 2 hours so I musta gotten some sleep somehow but I felt like I was thinking the whole time. rolling over constantly but couldnt drag myself out of bed because I was so tired. at about 4am I couldnt even breathe. I just wanted it to go away so I could rest. I've been up for a few hours now - and already have been out driving twice this morning. FYI - Its colder than you think out there. hopefully I can be productive at work all day. I'm a friggen mess right now because of this hunt. please dont think Im crazy, I can admit Im an treasure hunting addict. this is group therapy.
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 5:13 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

you have been spending too much time with jake.
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 5:19 AM Permalink
me2

I almost drove through Cherokee this morning to see if anyone was out "walking their dog" - it was lightly snowing out. If I were the hider/cw I would NOT want his job for this hunt - its way too cold to be out there trying to secure a good spot - maybe the cold will give him lack of judgement and maybe he will be clumsy while trying to hide it.

.... driving out to spy on a park at 5am does sound like something jake would do- oh no .... HELP ...me!
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 5:24 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

Good Morning! :cool: :litesmile:
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 5:24 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

Its probably been hidden for a little while now, but who knows!

Tick Tock Tick Tock, 1st clue just around the corner
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 5:29 AM Permalink
brasscat

I Turned you into a Monkey Monster.... YOU HAVE A monkey on your back! :sillygrin:
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 5:35 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

I thought you are supposed to be at class?
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 5:37 AM Permalink
me2

I was gonna go find a picture of a monkey on monkey and then REALLY thought what that would look like - doh!
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 5:40 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

If you Google that you get some interesting things.
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 5:43 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

heading into a meeting with a client, I will make sure to check and see if he has the medallion.
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 6:26 AM Permalink
KITCH

k...

this is an very easy one...

today on Regis and Kelly they have a guest host..

what park did I think of when I saw his name?

hint: Allstate 400
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 6:57 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

langford?
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:09 AM Permalink
KITCH

nope

no hints needed: this is extremely simple
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:09 AM Permalink
KITCH

I'd like to know how you get "jeff gordon" to lanford
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:11 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

gordon ave runs into it. it would run right through it
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:15 AM Permalink
KITCH

didn't know that one...

:smile:

cool..

ok...google allstate 400
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:18 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

ah ha!

redneck hick park?
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:21 AM Permalink
KITCH

close enuff..
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:24 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

seriously, brain fart. brickyard=?
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:26 AM Permalink
KITCH

not going to tell you...

but getting closer

brickyard = to what park..

google a little more...

hmmm

maybe

brickyard and st. paul
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:29 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

Chair-o-key
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:41 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

pigs eye
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:43 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

Oh Lily dale!
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:43 AM Permalink
KITCH

heh..

no and no

are you 2 serious?? you can't figure it out?
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:44 AM Permalink
KITCH

about time :smile:
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:45 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

Lilydale has "brickyard fossil hunting"
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:45 AM Permalink
Mr. Med Hunter

Why yes, yes I can. :smile: :grin: :sillygrin:
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:46 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

just back from a meeting, and stepped into your clue. a quick scramble. by the way my client did not have the medallion!!
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:48 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

I guess I could have figured that out.

But it wasn't super easy.
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:48 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

why were you strolling through the backwoods of highland park last night at 3:15 AM?
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:49 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

A lot of those river parks have the caves so I was throwing out those first, then came across the actual Brickyard at lilydale
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:49 AM Permalink
KITCH

I guess I'm the only one who instantly thinks of brickyards=lilydale

kinda like

old creepy men= crosby
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:53 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

why indeed?
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:54 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

lol
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:54 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

Sounds like the clue will be out in tomorrows early edition.
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:55 AM Permalink
KITCH

its amazing how hard we tear apart the first clue..
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:57 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

especially since it usually just tells you Saint Paul or not!
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 7:59 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

Well i guess that may not be true anymore either, they used to start the clues that way!
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 8:01 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

when does the early edition come out?
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 8:04 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

tomorrow morn!
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 8:05 AM Permalink
Mr. Med Hunter

To throw you off from my real park ~ I noticed you following me!
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 8:07 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

sneaky med hunter, sneaky
Fri, 01/18/2008 - 8:25 AM Permalink