I was gonna say you can have the truck but my sister has 3 vehicles at the service station and none of them work! so lets give it to her.
and what the heck are all you people doing in here! Unless you have wine in your coats to share-your outa here! oh, remodeling? whats that? your just helping move things out so we can fix things up? How nice of you all to come through for me :)
you can all stay ;) ...Shag? grab the hammertacker...Ian? theres some sheetrock on the front porch...Scribble?, oh, I mean Scribe?...tell the guys where to put the furniture after LL & Ares helps with the carpeting :)
I would listen to Scribe OR ELSE she will kiss you with those big glossy lips of hers ;)
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A. The rest cheat in Canada.
Ninety percent of Oriental men have cataracts. The rest have Rincolns and Toyotas.
Disclaimer:apologies to jackie chan and anyone else i may have offended. this post does not reflect the interests of thx1138 or any of his alter-aliases, pseudonymns, or name-game monikers, alive or dead, gay or straight, coincidental or intentional, real or imagined. batteries not included. don't believe the hype. support your local independent business. void where prohibited, but don't get caught. made in the usa, taiwan, china, and indonesia. what's he building in there productions 2003.
They're 5 miles high as the crow flies leavin' vapour trails against a blood red sky Movin' in from the East toward the West with Balaclava helmets over their heads, yes! But if you think that Jesus Christ is coming Honey you've got another thing coming If he ever finds out who's hi-jacked his name He'll cut out his heart and turn in his grave Islam is rising The Christians mobilising The world is on its elbows and knees It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds It's war, she cried, It's war, she cried, this is war Drop your possessions, all you simple folk You will fight them on the beaches in your underclothes You will thank the good lord for raising the union jack You'll watch the ships out of harbour and the bodies come floating back If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today He'd be gunned down by the C.I.A. Oh, the lights that now burn brightest behind stained glass Will cast the darkest shadows upon the human heart But God didn't build himself that throne God doesn't live in Israel or Rome God belong to the yankee dollar God doesn't plant the bombs for Hezbollah God doesn't even go to church And God won't send us down to Allah to burn No, God will remind us what we already know That the human race is about to reap what it's sown The world is on its elbows and knees It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds Armageddon days are here again
slicing the tires, calling 911
AH! I thought you were on our team! I cant believe we promised you, the microwave!
Word !
::: Halt the knifework :::
Nah.. its already too late.. your already half done. Now, we gotta take their truck too!
We ain't takin that 1982 rusted out Datsun! Here I jacked us some yellow bikes...hop on!
we had a datsun in here?
B210 Baby!
LOL!!
Awesome! Quick hide the thing before somebody nabs it.
I was gonna say you can have the truck but my sister has 3 vehicles at the service station and none of them work! so lets give it to her.
and what the heck are all you people doing in here! Unless you have wine in your coats to share-your outa here! oh, remodeling? whats that? your just helping move things out so we can fix things up? How nice of you all to come through for me :)
you can all stay ;) ...Shag? grab the hammertacker...Ian? theres some sheetrock on the front porch...Scribble?, oh, I mean Scribe?...tell the guys where to put the furniture after LL & Ares helps with the carpeting :)
I would listen to Scribe OR ELSE she will kiss you with those big glossy lips of hers ;)
Shag?
speaking of shagging.....
as in ..on a 'shag rug'? ;)
well if its all we've got. it'll probably be a lot more comfortable than the floor. at least until the rug burn sets in.
I wasn't sure if you were implying to the 'shag dance' or inviting Shaggy over too :)
i don't recall inviting shaggy in on this. they're just gonna have to watch. :)
It looks like they took the couch!
HEY- did anyone leave the kitchen table?
and watch who? you on a shag rug?
It will be fun to see how you get those rug burns you spoke of.
:: spots kitchen table. races me2 towards it ::
YOU WIN!
i do?
i do!
oh no, I don't...I am already married.
that was a kitchen table, not a wedding.
well you SHOULD have a wedding before the 'kitchen table'.
shoulda. woulda. coulda. didn't.
Why don't you two get a room? Oh wait. Nevermind.
yah. wrong thread.
Wait... did I say that outloud??
i'm afraid ya did, vj.
Wow no ones been in hear since Feb. owghhh whats that smell? Oh you guys should clean out the fridg before you go on vacation.
thats because we've been too busy using everyone else's room ;)
since many of these threads cover single and married situations by single and married people - then here are some thoughts...
A different view of marriage
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or
get married and wish you were dead.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other
women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
"Husband wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all
said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to
let her keep him.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A.
The rest cheat in Canada.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; and by then it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out
with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
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Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy:"You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite
sex
Ninety percent of Oriental men have cataracts.
The rest have Rincolns and Toyotas.
Disclaimer:apologies to jackie chan and anyone else i may have offended. this post does not reflect the interests of thx1138 or any of his alter-aliases, pseudonymns, or name-game monikers, alive or dead, gay or straight, coincidental or intentional, real or imagined. batteries not included. don't believe the hype. support your local independent business. void where prohibited, but don't get caught. made in the usa, taiwan, china, and indonesia. what's he building in there productions 2003.
hehe
Love your disclaimer MB
Good old Mindbomb.
Mindbomb is blowing my mind :) nice
YIKE!
not what I had in MIND!
I believe I actually know where that picture came from.
(the the)
http://www.thethe.com/sections/showroom/mb_papers.html
They're 5 miles high as the crow flies
leavin' vapour trails against a blood red sky
Movin' in from the East toward the West
with Balaclava helmets over their heads, yes!
But if you think that Jesus Christ is coming
Honey you've got another thing coming
If he ever finds out who's hi-jacked his name
He'll cut out his heart and turn in his grave
Islam is rising
The Christians mobilising
The world is on its elbows and knees
It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds
It's war, she cried, It's war, she cried, this is war
Drop your possessions, all you simple folk
You will fight them on the beaches in your underclothes
You will thank the good lord for raising the union jack
You'll watch the ships out of harbour
and the bodies come floating back
If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He'd be gunned down by the C.I.A.
Oh, the lights that now burn brightest behind stained glass
Will cast the darkest shadows upon the human heart
But God didn't build himself that throne
God doesn't live in Israel or Rome
God belong to the yankee dollar
God doesn't plant the bombs for Hezbollah
God doesn't even go to church
And God won't send us down to Allah to burn
No, God will remind us what we already know
That the human race is about to reap what it's sown
The world is on its elbows and knees
It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds
Armageddon days are here again
and I am listening to KTIS while reading that last post
Do you think I will ever here MIND BOMB on KTIS? :)
and.... NO MORE flying crows!!! ;)
The birds are back.
Those goddamn birds.
Hundreds of them, right there outside my window . . .looking in at me,
squaking my name in their own little tongues,
taunting me.
Who sends them?
Why me?
I'm a peaceful, cheerful person.
What sick mind would do this to me?
Now there's more,
hundreds more
of those goddamn birds.
I'm going to report this
C L O S E D
heehee ;) or we need to change the name ;)
:: boards up windows. locks door. breaks off key ::
:(
Â
Ares and
Me2'sTreasure Chest's roomnow we are both marriedÂ
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I vow to be the same ol' Me2
I love my husband-
- Ares and Me2 will always be a warm memoryÂ
full of: whips,
m&m's
, cherries
(
ChAreeeez),
lemons, grapefruit, and ...chandelier thongs :)
now to be just a legend in the " Book of Cooler Hunters"
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Rest In Peace!
[Edited by on Oct 26, 2004 at 10:13am.]
damn, now i wanna cry.
Makes me wanna hurl.
:-)
[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Oct 26, 2004 at 12:02pm.]
You can use my bucket JT.Â
[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Oct 26, 2004 at 01:09pm.]
As soon as Joe is done with it.
[Edited by on Oct 26, 2004 at 01:10pm.]