How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Not long after their wedding, Ares and Treasure Chest awoke early one morning. The couple had been up for quite a while before they met up in the kitchen.Marriage was agreeing with Ares, and he greeted his new wife with glee and excitement that morning.
"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Treasure Chest, the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."
"Great! What are we having for breakfast?" asked Ares.
now see, if you reversed the roles there, it would be more like reality. i have cooked treasure chest dinner before. the first (and coincidentally last) meal i made for her: kraft easy mac. ahhhhh. doesn't get much more romantic than that.
The book of love is long and boring No one can lift the damn thing It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing But I I love it when you read to me And you You can read me anything The book of love has music in it In fact that's where music comes from Some of it is just transcendental Some of it is just really dumb But I I love it when you sing to me And you You can sing me anything The book of love is long and boring And written very long ago It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes And things we're all too young to know But I I love it when you give me things And you You ought to give me wedding rings And I I love it when you give me things And you You ought to give me wedding rings And I I love it when you give me things And you You ought to give me wedding rings You ought to give me wedding rings
I am watching ESPN Classics .... a basketball game just ended and the background music was to the lyrics I just posted above. I have never heard that song before this movie and now I love the sound that goes with it! I cant believe I just heard it in SPORTS! Now there is college football on. 1990 Michigan vs Notre Dame
Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling Do you feel my heart beating Do you understand Do you feel the same Am i only dreaming Is this burning an eternal flame
I believe it's meant to be, darling I watch you when you are sleeping
You belong with me Do you feel the same Am i only dreaming Or is this burning an eternal flame
Say my name, sun shines through the rain A whole life so lonely And then you come and ease the pain I don't want to lose this feeling
I remember well the day we wed I can see that picture in my head I still believe the words we said Forever will ring true Love is certain, love is kind Love is yours and love is mine But it isn't something that we find It's something that we do It's holding tight, lettin' go It's flying high and laying low Let your strongest feelings show And your weakness, too It's a little and a lot to ask An endless and a welcome task Love isn't something that we have It's something that we do We help to make each other all that we can be Though we can find our strength and inspiration independently The way we work together is what sets our love apart So closely that you can't tell where i end and where you start It gives me heart remembering how We started with a simple vow There's so much to look back on now
Look into my eyes - you will see What you mean to me Search your heart - search your soul And when you find me there you'll search no more Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for You know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you
Look into my heart - you will find There's nothin' there to hide Take me as I am - take my life I would give it all I would sacrifice Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for I can't help it there's nothin' I want more Ya know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you
There's no love - like your love And no other - could give more love There's nowhere - unless you're there All the time - all the way
Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for I can't help it there's nothin' I want more I would fight for you - I'd lie for you Walk the wire for you - Ya I'd die for you
Ya know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you
That is perfect! thanks clue master ~ I say that everyday at work when I get 'ask the historian' questions that they can find on Google!!!!! geeesh people!!!!
:: moves in the heart shaped jacuzzi into the corner ::
It's perfect! :)
awwwwwwwwwww
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:: sticks pennies in the door to wedge it shut :: (use the window if you want out)
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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Good luck you two.
[Edited by on Oct 26, 2004 at 01:06pm.]
*turns on the lights*
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ewwww......*runs out*
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::closes door quietly, but quickly::
What's that smell anyway?
hmmm. i must have farted under the blankets again.
Well pull them off her head already. That's just cruel man.
Not long after their wedding, Ares and Treasure Chest awoke early one morning. The couple had been up for quite a while before they met up in the kitchen.Marriage was agreeing with Ares, and he greeted his new wife with glee and excitement that morning.
"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Treasure Chest, the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."
"Great! What are we having for breakfast?" asked Ares.
"Toast and juice," replied Treasure Chest.
now see, if you reversed the roles there, it would be more like reality. i have cooked treasure chest dinner before. the first (and coincidentally last) meal i made for her: kraft easy mac. ahhhhh. doesn't get much more romantic than that.
:(
whats wrong Kitch? Did you want some of Ares Mac&Cheese microwave crap?
At least I can make it in the pan!Â
[Edited by on Feb 22, 2005 at 09:45am.]
Why do I feel that you would burn anything you touched?
Joe
[Edited by on Feb 22, 2005 at 10:59am.]
Alice Cooper Joe
...this room is kinda creepy.....
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::*9 -Housekeeping-- Can you come up to room #801-- please bring a mop ::
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::*9 -Housekeeping-- Can you come up to room #801-- please bring a mop ::
maybe thats your problem...
you didnt ask for the best room in the place
...next time try rooms 969 or 317
...silly man ;)
[Edited by on Feb 24, 2005 at 04:07pm.]
::*9 -Housekeeping-- Can you come up to room #969-- please bring a case of rediwhip ::
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remind me to google rediwhip at home...
It's not as good as you'd think ;-(
:(
don't forget to order the cherry pie too baby ;)
dip strawberry's and marshmellow mocha's
eeewwww, thats not exactly what I had in mind.
eeewwww, thats not exactly what I had in mind.
HEH
317? I think 324 is a way better room!
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317? I think 324
I guess it really comes down to who you want to be with.
wow
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing
But I
I love it when you read to me
And you
You can read me anything
The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb
But I
I love it when you sing to me
And you
You can sing me anything
The book of love is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know
But I
I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings
And I
I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings
And I
I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings
You ought to give me wedding rings
ok thats just wierd....
I am watching ESPN Classics .... a basketball game just ended and the background music was to the lyrics I just posted above. I have never heard that song before this movie and now I love the sound that goes with it! I cant believe I just heard it in SPORTS! Now there is college football on. 1990 Michigan vs Notre Dame
[Edited by on Mar 3, 2005 at 01:05am.]
Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating
Do you understand
Do you feel the same
Am i only dreaming
Is this burning an eternal flame
I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch you when you are sleeping
You belong with me
Do you feel the same
Am i only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame
Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely
And then you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling
:: coos, purrs ::
I remember well the day we wed
I can see that picture in my head
I still believe the words we said
Forever will ring true
Love is certain, love is kind
Love is yours and love is mine
But it isn't something that we find
It's something that we do
It's holding tight, lettin' go
It's flying high and laying low
Let your strongest feelings show
And your weakness, too
It's a little and a lot to ask
An endless and a welcome task
Love isn't something that we have
It's something that we do
We help to make each other all that we can be
Though we can find our strength and inspiration independently
The way we work together is what sets our love apart
So closely that you can't tell where i end and where you start
It gives me heart remembering how
We started with a simple vow
There's so much to look back on now
I've been really tryin, baby
Tryin to hold back these feelings for so long
And if you feel, like I feel baby
Come on, oh come on,
Let's get it on
Lets get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
We're all sensitive people
With so much love to give, understand me sugar
Since we got to be
Lets say, I love you
There's nothin wrong with me
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oh wait this isn't my dream....sorry
Look into my eyes - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart - search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more
Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you
Look into my heart - you will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take me as I am - take my life
I would give it all I would sacrifice
Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it there's nothin' I want more
Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you
There's no love - like your love
And no other - could give more love
There's nowhere - unless you're there
All the time - all the way
Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
I can't help it there's nothin' I want more
I would fight for you - I'd lie for you
Walk the wire for you - Ya I'd die for you
Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you
Here comes the bride,
all dressed in white.
Stepped on a turtle,
and down came her girdle.
and i'm right there to catch it for her ;)
I can only thing of one thing...
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"turtle popping out"
HA!
Hey Kitch - Here's a link you can give someone that just doesn't get 'it'
http://i.org.ua/photos/joke/askgoogle.gif
That is perfect! thanks clue master ~ I say that everyday at work when I get 'ask the historian' questions that they can find on Google!!!!! geeesh people!!!!
haha
Here ya go TC. I'm set my turtle next to my GPS just for you
http://www.state.nj.us/dep/fgw/ensp/images/woodtrtgps.jpg
[Edited by on Jun 27, 2005 at 07:22pm.]
don't make me google turtle poking out...