Caption this picture

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/that.ll-do%2C-pig/kevin-kolb-is-going-to-be-so-jealous-263865.php

It took 9 shots and 3 hours (that had to be pleasant for the animal), but the end result is a sense of pride for an 11-year-old and a truckload of pork. Young Jamison Stone killed a 9-foot, 1051 pound wild hog in Alabama.

"It feels really good," Jamison said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "It's a good accomplishment. I probably won't ever kill anything else that big."

You sure, junior? You might wake up tomorrow and decide to start hunting ... I don't know, Cadillacs or national monuments.

It tops the previous gigantic hog record of 8 feet and 800 pounds (of course, these numbers are disputed) for a hog killed in Georgia. Eventually, one of the massive beasts is going to get proactive and bag a record 11-year-old.

raskolnikov had the best one on the comments of that article...

"However, he was only able to bring 200 pounds back to the wagon"

Classic!

Hah! Good one!

I didn't see the left side of the photo at first and I thought it was a huge terd!

http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/070526/hog.shtml

wtf...now i'm confused is this real or fake...

hmmm...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/hogzilla.asp

yet to be confirmed by snopes so I will assume its bs

http://www.monsterpig.com/

From the negative comments section. I don't care one way or the other, but if you are going to try and sway me to your way of thinking... use some tact.


What the fuck

is your fucking problem

you fat ass bitch.  You fucking

killed a fucking innocent

little pig.  Does it make your fat ass

feel good to kill such an innocent creature.  Wow congratufuckinglations

you fat ass fucking

cunt.  I hope the boars

babies come back alive and eat your sausage link penis you, fat piece of

shit.  Fucking

fat redneck.  I hope demons come and haunt your fat ass

for the rest of your life.  Do you think your hot shit

for this bitch?  Well your not fat ass. 

Burn in hell you rotten piece of shit. 

FUCK YOU!!!!!  FUCKING

FAT ASS REDNECK PIECE OF

SHIT!!!!!!!!!

That's funny :eyeroll:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/02/monster.pig.ap/index.html

it was a farm raised pig in a fenced in reserve.

up next he'll hunt down an entire pasture of cattle!

Didn't some country singer do something like that too?

yeah and didn't redbear want to hunt that guy down?

Yea he shot a bear and it was in Mn. Hinkley I think or Pine City.

was even in this past weeks SI

The country singer killed a tame bear in captivity, then tagged it as if it was wild. The bear was named Cubby, for christ's sake! I'm all for hunting as a sport, but don't kill an animal that thinks you're going to pet it and then claim you're Francis Freakin' Macomber or something.

Worlds apart: The moment the tallest man met the shortest

yesterday I saw 3 of these...

my photo turned out like crap...so i stole somebody elses

http://governmentdirt.com/recent_photos_taken_from_a_trip_to_cuba

I feel like taking a shower after looking at many of those pictures.

I want to go there so bad just for the culter shock!!!! I need to live witch I havent done for a long time!!!

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/photos/lucky.html

Here's an image from the San Diego fires that seems to be too amazing to be real, but is actually totally genuine. It's circulating around with the caption 'lucky bastard.' The photo appears to have been taken in the Scripps Ranch neighborhood of San Diego, though I could be wrong about that. According to the navy website from which the picture comes, the photo was taken from a Sea King helicopter by Photographer's Mate 2nd Class Michael J. Pusnik, Jr.

Wasn't that taken after the last Cali fires? I remember that same picture a while ago. It was built of all cement or something if I recall.

<edit> Yup - Release Date: 10/29/2003 9:42:00 AM

Or maybe it was the home of a pilot of one of the water bucket helicopters :wink:

...oops my bad...

still cool for those of us who have not seen it

ya but now I can see where the email chains start...

I just assumed it was this years fire....my bad...

I knew I should have put in a date index on google.

for ares

http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=5967

thats funny- good one

bwah!

there weren't no stampede. just a caravan of shopping carts.

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Parking at the rather small Shamrock Park wasn't all it was cracked up to be after the 11th Clue...

Clinton Finely go the word out to go VOTE!!!

the impound lot after the 11th clue....all from the pioneer press.

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I hate coming in to this thread because I cringe everytime I have to look at the priceline guy trying to pass a doozie :barf: :barf: :barf:

the local al-habib-mohhamed grocery chain thought it would be a good idea to reach out to their jewish brethren.

<--- wonders if he could be any more insensitive with his captions :smile:

Or lure them in...

tc had a jewish friend who loved pork chops so much she had to lure him over for dinner with "chicken chops" when she served them.

Someone sent this to me in an e-mail:

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YO JOE!!!

YO NOT JOE!!!

Anyone in here follow the Photoshop Contests and Caption Contests on Ebaum's World? Here's the most recent photo they are taking captions for:

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Picured above are the candidates that didn't quite understand the nature of the Klondike Kate competition.

The top 5 surefire methods on how not to get laid

If you're gonna flash gang signs in the hood, you better be ready to pay the price...

when Did GWAR Take off the Makeup??????

http://lamag.com/featuredarticle.aspx?id=7016

about jack sparrow..

wow That was a waste to read I wish I would have got something like he got his hand chopped off for grabbing arale or some thing like that!!

it was ok for the most part kind kool to hear about that kind of rules but to end it like that sucked!!! all that build up for a dry end!!

ha,,,thats what i thought.

:eyeroll: :eyeroll: :eyeroll:

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