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Cats or Dogs?

Submitted by THX 1138 on


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As you can tell, this poll is VERY scientific in nature. Margin of error is a mere +/- 0.05%


Final Tally: 
Dog = 12 (Way to go, Quentin) 
Cat = 400,026 
Pig = 1 
Pet Rock = 1 
Firebelly Newt = 1 
Wombat = 4 (Includes other marsupials) 
Gerbil = 1 
Snakes= 1 
 

------------Honorable Mentions------------

 

Peacock = 0 (Though the peababies are damn cute).

 

Snow Leopards = 0 (Honorable mention)

 

Slow Lorises - Chunking Express loves em!

 

Fast Lorises - LUV2FLY will have nothing to do with those "Slow" Lorises.

 

Turtle = The turtle died

 

Stud Horse = 1 (just for having the word "stud" in his name)

 

THX 1138



Chad's a Man ho!

Later T3

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 10:25 AM Permalink
ares

Well, every time I make a risque remark these days, seems that ol' jethro comes screeching in with his 'Immoral! Leper! Outcast! Unclean!' rant, so I didn't want to go there today.

i just thank god he doesn't read anything in this here camp outside the politics folders. cuz if you're immoral, i shudder to think what i am! :)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 10:25 AM Permalink
Frosti

You guys get your minds out of the gutter!

Can't, it'll just crawl right back.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 10:38 AM Permalink
L. Lionne

it'll just crawl right back.

Hah. Well MY mind learned how to walk right into the gutter a LONG time ago.

Slow developer? ;)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 10:55 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Smells bad, goo everywhere, your shoes come off cause they stick to the floor......

There's a really sick joke in there somewhere but I'm not goin there :) Wouldn't want to be accused of being immoral ;)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 10:55 AM Permalink
wilyone

Jethro = Dead 19th Century President?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 10:56 AM Permalink
L. Lionne

Jethro = Dead 19th Century President?

Among other smelly things you wouldn't want to have in your living room.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 10:57 AM Permalink
ares

Jethro = Dead 19th Century President?

no comment ;)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 10:57 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

I think he's an equal opportunity moral cop. But I have noticed that tendency.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 10:58 AM Permalink
Frosti

Slow developer? ;)

Huh?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:01 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Madonna vs. Whore,

How can you tell who is who ?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:03 AM Permalink
L. Lionne

And I said mine had learned how to walk there long ago! ;)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:05 AM Permalink
L. Lionne

How can you tell who is who ?

Ask jethro. Apparently, he's the Official PF Moral Arbitrer.

Anyone who thinks as jethro thinks=Madonna.

Everyone else=Whore.

Simple!

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:07 AM Permalink
Frosti

And you called me a slow developer. Just proving your point. :)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:07 AM Permalink
L. Lionne

And then there's ares, whose mind runs into the gutter.

And Rob, whose mind does backflips gutter bound.

And THX, but we don't want to go there.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:10 AM Permalink
ares

And then there's ares, whose mind runs into the gutter.

runs? runs??? oh no. my mind livesin the gutter. and why shouldn't it? it did after all have a big screen tv and a sofa installed.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:12 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

You're the best L. ! :)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:16 AM Permalink
Byron White

Nah, only women get accused of being immoral. Hadn't you noticed? ;)

No I am an equal opportunity accuser. But shouldn't that discussion be on a different board?

I think he's an equal opportunity moral cop. But I have noticed that tendency.

Rob, I can't help it if it is mostly women on this board that take the position that butchery should be legal. It isn't surprising, however, since most of those that take position have an interest in keeping it legal just in case they need it.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:16 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

O.K Jethro, here's the deal. To me it's one thing to have an opinion on wether someone is immoral or not. We all do things that could be considered immoral in one way or another. If you want to accuse someone of that, it's your thing. This is a fun thread, kind of like a rest stop on a really long trip. Nothing of substance is really discussed here. So if you want to get heavy that's fine but do it over there. Now if you want to get silly with the rest of us without trying to start something do it by all means. know what I'm saying ?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:21 AM Permalink
wilyone

no comment

C'mon, ares...cough it up...

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:24 AM Permalink
ares

my lips are sealed, commandant. :)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:31 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Oh God, reading through posts I just ate a whole box of almond supreme crunch & munch. I have to go for a bit, I'm gonna be sick.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:33 AM Permalink
Byron White

O.K Jethro, here's the deal. To me it's one thing to have an opinion on wether someone is immoral or not. We all do things that could be considered immoral in one way or another. If you want to accuse someone of that, it's your thing. This is a fun thread, kind of like a rest stop on a really long trip. Nothing of substance is really discussed here. So if you want to get heavy that's fine but do it over there. Now if you want to get silly with the rest of us without trying to start something do it by all means. know what I'm saying ?

I understand. That is why I posted that it should be on a different board. However, I will respond wherever attacked as I have been by L.L.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:35 AM Permalink
ares

and you were attacked how here, jethro? looks to me like she was making an observation. i'd say you were better off saying you were attacked by wily for making the connection between you and a dead president (which, i firmly believe to be the case, i've seen what looks to be the mistakes that prove it, so don't waste your time trying to convince me otherwise).

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:52 AM Permalink
Byron White

Ares: This was directed at me by L.L.: Among other smelly things you wouldn't want to have in your living room.

Isn't that an attack? I don't expect an honest answer. But the point wasn't the attack the point was the attack shouldn't happen on this board. Take it to Politics or In the News or Abortion, I don't care, I'll meet it head on there.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:59 AM Permalink
ares

ok, maybe, but given the comparison between you and a certain dead president, who would most certainly be smelly (maybe not after all this time), you're treading a fine line.

all bickering aside, which is it jethro, cats or dogs?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 12:03 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

And if you are NOT the dead President, then how could my remark about smelly dead things possibly be an attack on YOU?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 12:14 PM Permalink
Byron White

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 12:21 PM Permalink
maggieo

Sooooooo.....how 'bout them Twins?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 12:23 PM Permalink
Byron White

Twins? They'll be ousted in the first round.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 12:23 PM Permalink
maggieo

Good. That way my A's won't have to bother with 'em.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 12:25 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Yes Maggie I am worried if our Twins have to go up against the A's. They are a good team no doubt. Although the games they played were all except one I think decided by one run. They were all down to the wire. And we did end your nice little streak :) Sorry bout that ;)

I just think it's cool that a bunch of essentially no name low pay in comparison guys won their division. They battled through contraction from that dink Selig and then the strike. Not to mention that half their team was injured at one point or another. They have come back in a near record 38 games this year. After seeing how they've battled all year I wouldn't count them out ever. That being said I don't have plans to be buying world series tickets. But never say never :)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 3:27 PM Permalink
Chungking Express

Maggie O - I have missed that pic you are sporting right now. Scooter, isn't it? Or am I misremembering and someone else had a cat named Scooter?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 4:44 PM Permalink
Chungking Express

Oh - and I've never known anyone named Chad.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 4:44 PM Permalink
maggieo

Yep, that's Scooter!

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 5:13 PM Permalink
Chungking Express

Scooter is a Cool Cat. :)

(Actually, he looks like he's about to say something.)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 5:34 PM Permalink
maggieo

Scooter is a wee princess, actually.

She's wondering why I'm interrupting her bird watching.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 5:35 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

'We are not amused.'

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 6:54 PM Permalink
maggieo

And yet, she's easily amused and of very good cheer.

She's not mad, she's just drawn that way.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 7:01 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

And he IS, he really IS.

He just happens to get a wee bit testy at the vet's office.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 7:04 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

I think this is the appropriate forum to voice my displeasure for the dog here. My grandpa's dog is barking repeatedly downstairs at 11:30 here at night. Why? I think it's because of crickets in the basement. Well I killed those buggers. If this barking keeps up, I may not be done yet....

Thu, 09/19/2002 - 9:25 PM Permalink
ariel mather

In cases of excessive barking I find a water pistol to be quite effective. With the addition of a squeeze of habanero juice, very effective indeed.

Fri, 09/20/2002 - 5:40 AM Permalink
ares

i think tmk originally voted for dogs, jt. please remove his vote from the tally :)

Why? I think it's because of crickets in the basement. Well I killed those buggers.

don't let me2 read that. i got smacked for doing that once upon a time.

Fri, 09/20/2002 - 5:53 AM Permalink
Lady Lou



Speaking of taking cats to the vet....Tigger, the beast in the picture, went for his annual check up last week. He showed his displeasure by using his carrier for a litter box, in every sense of the word.

When we arrived at the vet's office the first thing to greet his eyes was a Newffie; now that is a BIG dawg. Tigger was very quiet and peaceful in the befouled carrier, and when we got into the examining room, the tech took his home away from home and very kindly cleaned it and put in a fresh towel for his comfort as well.

He behaved nicely for the vet, there was no bleeding on either side, and the trip home was uneventful.

Next trip, which will be to the boarding kennel, next month will tell whether or not he has learned his lesson. On the other hand, he is usually totally outraged that there are OTHER CATS at the kennel. (The other cats are very bored by this behavior and regard Tig as a nutcase!)

Fri, 09/20/2002 - 8:39 AM Permalink
L. Lionne

Lady Lou 9/20/02 8:39am

Wow, Lady Lou, first of all Tigger is GORGEOUS! :)

Second, poor Elliott did the same thing, messed his carrier. Once the vet got him up on the table (in carrier), they had to unscrew the top and take it off to get him out. That was when the vet got bloodied, and he looked at me and said, 'I don't know if we'll be able to get a stool sample.' It was then that the tell tale scent drifted up from the befouled towel, and I said, 'There's your stool sample!' So they got it, and they also cleaned his towel and carrier.

God, I love vets. :)

Fri, 09/20/2002 - 8:55 AM Permalink
maggieo

first of all Tigger is GORGEOUS! :)

Seconded!

Fri, 09/20/2002 - 10:19 AM Permalink
Chungking Express

The little kitten with the mouse is pretty nice, too. :)

Fri, 09/20/2002 - 11:33 AM Permalink
Lady Lou



Thanks for the compliments on said beast. He is predominately Maine Coon Cat. The only missing feature is the extra toes, he has to get along with the usual amount. And he does it very well! He has no claws in front due to sharing the house with an elderly dog with very large, vulnerable eyes. He has the usual lethal knives on the hind paws however.

I rather like the little guy sitting on the piano singing...

Mon, 09/30/2002 - 2:03 PM Permalink