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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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CerealKiller

good I am happy your happy!! who else can we do!!!!!!!!! with a song and a dance batmans head on a lance! tell me friend you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight allways ask that of all my pray!!!!!!!!!
Tue, 06/05/2007 - 6:36 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

can someone throw a few songs up here for ME!! like areosmith falling in love is hard on the knees!! and is it bon jovi that did bed of roses!
Tue, 06/05/2007 - 7:25 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I rode my bicycle past your window last night

I roller skated to your door at daylight

It almost seems that you're avoiding me

I'm ok alone but you've got something I need

Well, I've gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

I think that we should get together

And try them out ya see

I've been lookin' around a while

You got somethin' for me

Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car

Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far

For somebody who don't drive I've been all around the world

Some people say I've done all right for a girl

Oh yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah-yeah

I asked your mother if you were at home

She said yes, but you weren't alone

Oh sometimes I think that your avoiding me

I'm ok alone but you got something I need well

I've gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

I think that we should get together

And try them out ya see

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la

Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la

Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la

Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la

Oh, I gotta brand new pair of roller skates

You got a brand new key

The hottest songs from Deana Carter
Wed, 06/06/2007 - 5:10 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

"Playground In My Mind"

(As recorded by Clint Holmes)

PAUL VANCE

LEE POCKRISS

When this old world gets me down

And there's no love to be found

I close my eyes and soon I find

I'm in a playground in my mind

Where the children laugh and the children play

And we sing a song all day.

"My name is Michael, I got a nickel

I got a nickel, shiny and new

I'm gonna buy me all kinds of candy

That's what I'm gonna do"

See the little children

Living in a world that I left behind

Happy little children

In the playround in my mind.

Oh the wonders that I find

In the playground in my mind

In a world that used to be

Close your eyes and follow me

Where the children laugh and the children play

And we sing a song all day.

"My girl is Cindy

When we get married, we're gonna have a baby or two

We're gonna let them visit their grandma

That's what we're gonna do."

"My name is Cindy

When we get married, were gonna have a baby or two

We're gonna let them vist their grandma

That's what we're gonna do."

See the little children

See how they're playing so happy

In the playround in my mind.

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

La la la la la la la.

(c) Copyright 1971, 1973 by Vanlee Music Corp. and Emily Music Corp.

- SONG HITS, Summer 1974.
Wed, 06/06/2007 - 5:12 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I'm going up the country, babe don't you wanna go

I'm going up the country, babe don't you wanna go

I'm going to some place where I've never been before

I'm going, I'm going where the water tastes like wine

Well I'm going where the water tastes like wine

We can jump in the water, stay drunk all the time

I'm gonna leave this city, got to get away

I'm gonna leave this city, got to get away

All this fussing and fighting, man, you know I sure can't stay

Now baby, pack your leaving trunk, you know we've got to leave today

Just exactly where we're going I cannot say, but We might even leave

the USA 'Cause there's a brand new game that I want to play

No use of you running, or screaming and crying

'Cause you've got a home as long as I've got mine

Canned Heat - Going up the Country
Wed, 06/06/2007 - 5:17 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I've been blasting this ever since I got home today

Artist(Band):Alice Cooper

Well we got no choice

All the girls and boys

Makin' all that noise

'Cause they found new toys

Well we can't salute ya

Can't find a flag

If that don't suit ya

That's a drag

School's out for summer

School's out forever

School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils

No more books

No more teacher's dirty looks

Well we got no class

And we got no principles (principals)

We ain't got no innocence

We can't even think of a word that rhymes

School's out for summer

School's out forever

My school's been blown to pieces

No more pencils

No more books

No more teacher's dirty looks

Out for summer

Out 'til fall

We might not come back at all

School's out forever

School's out for summer

School's out with fever

School's out completely

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

:cool: :cool:
Thu, 06/07/2007 - 5:29 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Back by popular demand...... Eags & Mucluck posted before

For TV

Artist: Muppets

Song: Rainbow Connection

Why are there so many songs about rainbows

and what's on the other side?

Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,

and rainbows have nothing to hide.

So we've been told and some choose to believe it.

I know they're wrong, wait and see.

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.

The lovers, the dreamers and me.

Who said that every wish would be heard

and answered when wished on the morning star?

Somebody thought of that and someone believed it.

Look what it's done so far.

What's so amazing that keeps us star gazing

and what do we think we might see?

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.

The lovers, the dreamers and me.

All of us under its spell. We know that it's probably magic.

Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?

I've heard them calling my name.

Is this the sweet sound that called the young sailors.

The voice might be one and the same.

I've heard it too many times to ignore it.

It's something that I'm supposed to be.

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.

The lovers, the dreamers and me.
Fri, 06/08/2007 - 6:14 AM Permalink
Terry

Thank you. One of my favorite feel-good songs.
Fri, 06/08/2007 - 6:40 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

dohh missed JOE at 700

NICKELBACK LYRICS

"Far Away"

This time, This place

Misused, Mistakes

Too long, Too late

Who was I to make you wait

Just one chance

Just one breath

Just in case there's just one left

'Cause you know,

you know, you know

[CHORUS]

That I love you

I have loved you all along

And I miss you

Been far away for far too long

I keep dreaming you'll be with me

and you'll never go

Stop breathing if

I don't see you anymore

On my knees, I'll ask

Last chance for one last dance

'Cause with you, I'd withstand

All of hell to hold your hand

I'd give it all

I'd give for us

Give anything but I won't give up

'Cause you know,

you know, you know

[CHORUS]

So far away

Been far away for far too long

So far away

Been far away for far too long

But you know, you know, you know

I wanted

I wanted you to stay

'Cause I needed

I need to hear you say

That I love you

I have loved you all along

And I forgive you

For being away for far too long

So keep breathing

'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore

Believe it

Hold on to me and, never let me go

Keep breathing

'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore

Believe it

Hold on to me and, never let me go

Keep breathing

Hold on to me and, never let me go

Keep breathing

Hold on to me and, never let me go
Fri, 06/08/2007 - 10:57 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

A PERFECT CIRCLE LYRICS

"Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums"

Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window

Go back to sleep

Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,

See, they don't give a f@$k about you, like I do.

Count the bodies like sheep

Count the bodies like sheep

Counting bodies like sheep

To the rhythm of the war drums

Count the bodies like sheep

Go back to sleep

Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep

To the rhythm of the war drums

Go back to sleep

Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep

To the rhythm of the war drums

Go back to sleep

Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep

Go back to sleep

Go to sleep [x14]

Go back to sleep

Go back to sleep

Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep

Go back to sleep

Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep

Go back to sleep

Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep

To the rhythm of the war drums

Go back to sleep

Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep

To the rhythm of the war drums

Go back to sleep

Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep

To the rhythm of the war drums [x2]

IÂ’ll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons

I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason

I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices son

They're one in the same, I must isolate youÂ…

Isolate and save you from yourself Â…
Fri, 06/08/2007 - 10:59 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

I love the guitar in this song!!!

NICKELBACK LYRICS

"Someone That You're With"

I reside in 209, you're in 208

You moved in last Friday night,

and I just couldn't wait

So I tried to call across the hall,

to ask you out someday

But a lineup formed outside your door, and I was way too late

[CHORUS]

Well I'd rather start off slow

This whole thing's like

some sort of race

Instead of winning what I want

I'm sitting here in second place

Because somewhere

the one I wanna be with's

with somebody else

Oh god, I wanna be that

someone that you're with

I wanna be that someone

that you're with

And I can talk about it all day long

'til I run out of breath

But I still wanna be that

someone that you're with

I've got to be that

someone that you're with

And I'm pacing by the phone

'Cause I hate to be alone

And if you're out there with him

somewhere and just about to kiss

God I wanna be that

someone that you're with

Well I hear your favorite songs

you sing along with everyday

And I borrow things that

I don't need for conversation sake

Last night I heard your key,

it hit your lock at 4 AM

Instead of being out with me

you must be out with them

[CHORUS]

Because somewhere the one

I wanna be with's

with somebody else

Oh god, I wanna be that

someone that you're with

I wanna be that

someone that you're with

And I can talk about it all day long

'til I run out of breath

But I still wanna be that

someone that you're with

I've got to be that

someone that you're with

And I'm pacing by the phone

'Cause I hate to be alone

And if you're out there with him

somewhere and just about to kiss

God, I wanna be that

someone that you're with

Well somewhere the one

I wanna be with's

with somebody else

Oh god, I wanna be that

someone that you're with

And I can talk about it all day long

'til I run out of breath

But I still wanna be that

someone that you're with

I've got to be that

someone that you're with

And I'm pacing by the phone

'Cause I hate to be alone

And if you're out there with him

somewhere and just about to kiss

God, I've got to be that

someone that

I wanna be that someone that

I've got to be that

someone that you're with
Fri, 06/08/2007 - 11:13 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Grateful Dead - Friend Of The Devil Lyrics

I lit out from Reno, I was trailed by twenty hounds

Didn't get to sleep last night 'till the morning came around.

Set out runnin' but I take my time

A friend of the devil is a friend of mine

If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.

Ran into the devil, babe, he loaned me twenty bills

I spent the night in Utah in a cave up in the hills.

Set out runnin' but I take my time, a friend of the devil is a friend of mine,

If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.

I ran down to the levee but the devil caught me there

He took my twenty dollar bill and vanished in the air.

Set out runnin' but I take my time

A friend of the devil is a friend of mine

If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.

Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night,

The first one's named Sweet Anne Marie, and she's my hearts delight.

The second one is prison, babe, the sheriff's on my trail,

And if he catches up with me, I'll spend my life in jail.

Got a wife in Chino, babe, and one in Cherokee

The first one says she's got my child, but it don't look like me.

Set out runnin' but I take my time,

A friend of the devil is a friend of mine,

If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.
Fri, 06/08/2007 - 5:19 PM Permalink
zephyrus

for some reason that made this pop into my head... :eyeroll:



I've got a bike.

You can ride it if you like.

It's got a basket, a bell that rings,

and things to make it look good.

I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.

I'll give you anything, everything, if you want things.

I've got a cloak, it's a bit of a joke.

There's a tear up the front, it's red and black,

I've had it for months.

If you think it could look good then I guess it should.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

I'll give you anything, everything, if you want things

I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house.

I don't know why I call him Gerald.

He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.

I'll give you anything, everything, if you want things.

I've got a clan of gingerbread men.

Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men.

Take a couple if you wish, they're on the dish.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.

I'll give you anything, everything, if you want things

I know a room of musical tunes.

Some rhyme, some ching, most of them are clockwork.

Let's go into the other room and make them work.
Fri, 06/08/2007 - 5:26 PM Permalink
zephyrus

For such a great sounding song... It is really sad when you read it :frown:

Voices come from down the hall

In my room all painted white

I have my bat and rubber ball

I like to sleep with them at night

But now I'm all smiles

the good little shots must be winning

Yes, they crank my dial

My motor is stalled but my wheels are still spinning

Daddy won't discuss me

What a state I must be

Mommy couldn't stand living with a wind-up toy

All my friends live on the floor

Tiny legs and tiny eyes

They're free to crawl under the door

And, and someday soon so will I

But now I'm all smiles

These good little shots must be working

I'm so happy now

Look, my fingers don't shake and my head isn't jerking

Daddy won't discuss me

Oh, What a pain I must be

Mommy couldn't stand having such a wound-up boy

Doctors want to check me

Poke me and dissect me

What do they expect?

Feelings froma wound-up toy?

I don't think so

I'm just a wind-up toy

A wind-up toy

I'm lost in a nightmare

Shiny white halls

Drawing rats on the wall

Solitary confinement

Chained in a cell

got my own private hell

Preacher crucifies me

Warden wants to fry me

I was never young

Never just a little boy

Daddy won't discuss me

What a pain I must be

Mama couldn't stand having such a wound-up boy

I'm just a wind-up toy

I'm a wind-up toy

I'm just a wind-up toy

I'm just a wind-up toy...
Fri, 06/08/2007 - 5:27 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I feel a hunger

It's a hunger that tries to keep a man awake at night.

Are you the answer?

I shouldn't wonder when I feel you whet my appetite

With all the power you're releasing

It isn't safe to walk the city streets a

Anticipation is running through me

Let's find the key and turn this engine on.

I can feel you breathe

I can feel your heartbeat faster.

Take me home tonight!

I don't want to let you go till you see the light!

Take me home tonight!

Listen honey

iust like Ronnie sang: Be my little baby!

I get frightened in all this darkness

I get nightmares

I hate to sleep alone

I need some company

A guardian angel to keep me warm when the cold winds blow!

I can feel you breathe

I can feel your heartbeat faster. . . .

Be my little baby!

Just like Ronnie sang

I say

just like Ronnie sang:

Be my little baby

baby

my darling!

I feel a hunger

it's a hunger!

Take me home tonight!...

Take me home tonight!...

Take me home tonight!...
Fri, 06/08/2007 - 6:24 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I love that tune! Thanks :cool:
Fri, 06/08/2007 - 10:26 PM Permalink
Clue Master

We've been dancing to my funk CD tonight and came across this lyrical wonder. :smile:

Get Down, Get Down

Get Down, Get Down (6x)

Jungle Boogie

Jungle Boogie

(Get It On)

Jungle Boogie

Jungle Boogie

(Get It On)

Jungle Boogie

Jungle Boogie

Jungle Boogie

(Get Down With The Boogie)

Jungle Boogie

(Come & Shake It Around)

Jungle Boogie

(Help & Get Down)

Jungle Boogie

(Boogie Baby)

Jungle Boogie

(The Boogie)

Jungle Boogie

(Uhhuhuhhhu)

Jungle Boogie

(Get Down)

Jungle Boogie

(Get Boogie)

Jungle Boogie

(Let Me Jump In)

Jungle Boogie

(Down With The Boogie)

Get Down Get Down

Get Down Get Down (10x)

Uh, Yea

Feel The Funk Ya'll

Let Me Feel The Load

Get Down With The Boogie

I'm Gonna Knock With The Jungle Boogie

Get Down

Get Down With The Boogie Say

Uhgh

Get Down Say Uhgh

Get Down Say Ugh

Till You Feel It Ya'll

Get Down Ya'll

Get Down

Get Funky Ya'll

With The Get Down
Fri, 06/08/2007 - 11:16 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

Johnny Paycheck Take This Job And Shove It Lyrics

[David Allan Coe]

(Chorus)

Take this job and shove it

I ain't workin' here no more

Woman done left

Took all the reason

I was working for

Ya, better not try to stand in my way

As I'm walkin', out that door

You can take this job and shove it

I ain't working here no more

Well, I been working in this factory

For now on fifteen years

All this time, I watched my woman

Drownin' in a pool of tears

And I've seen alot of good folks die

Who had alot of bills to pay

I'd give the shirt right off of my back

If I had the guts to say...

(Chorus)

The foreman, he's a regular dog

The line boss, he's a fool

He got a flat top haircut

Lord, the boy thinks he's cool

One of these days

I'm gonna blow my top

And that sucker, he's gonna pay

I can't wait

Until I get the nerve

To walk up to him and say...

(Chorus)

Take this job and shove it

 :cool:
Sat, 06/09/2007 - 12:01 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

didn't think he sang this one!!!

Johnny Paycheck Mr. Bojangles Lyrics

I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you in worn out shoes

With silver hair and ragged shirt and baggy pants the old soft shoe

He jumped so high he jumped so high then he'd lightly touch down

I met him in a cell in New Orleans he was down and out

He looked to me to be the eyes of age and he spoke right out

He talked of life he talked of life he laughed slapped his leg a step

Mr Bojangles Mr Bojangles Mr Bojangles dance

He danced for those at minstrel shows and county fairs throughout the south

He spoke with tears of fifteen years how his dog and him traveled about

His dog up and died oh dog up and died after twenty years he still grieves

He said I dance now at every chance in honky tonks for drinks and for tips

But most the time I spend behind these county bars cause I drink a bit

He shook his head he shook his head and I heard someone ask please

Mr Bojangles Mr Bojangles Mr Bojangles oh dance oh dance
Sat, 06/09/2007 - 12:02 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I'd have never known how her old song tied in with the eddie money song... Thanks 3M! I dun lerned sumthin tuday!

The night we met I knew I needed you so

and if I had the chance I'd never let you go.

So won't you say you love me,

I'll make you so proud of me.

We'll make 'em turn their heads every place we go.

So won't you, please, BE MY BE MY

be my little baby

Say you'll be my darlin',

be my baby now.Wha-oh-oh-oh.

I'll make you happy, baby, just wait and see.

For every kiss you give me I'll give you three.

Oh, since the day I saw you

I have been waiting for you.

You know I will adore you 'til eternity.

[Be My Baby lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

So won't you, please, BE MY BE MY

be my little baby

Say you'll be my darlin',

be my baby now.

Wha-oh-oh-oh.

So come on and, please, BE MY BE MY

be my little baby

Say you'll be my darlin',

be my baby now.

Wha-oh-oh-oh.

BE MY BE MY Be my little baby.

Say you'll be my darlin',

be my baby now.

wha-oh-oh-oh-oh.

(repeat & fade)
Sat, 06/09/2007 - 5:07 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Not sure, but I am assuming that she was at one point married to Phil Spector... Who I just saw on Court TV yesterday at his murder trial. Evidently he is charged with murdering some actress or something
Sat, 06/09/2007 - 5:08 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

my new them song I give up on this S@#T!!!! why the hell!! NEVER MIND I AM JUST A DRAMA QUEEN!!!!or king!!!

BLUE OCTOBER LYRICS

"Hate Me"

(If you're sleeping are you dreaming

If your dreaming are you dreaming of me?

I can't believe you actually picked me.)

(”Hi Justin, this is your mother, and it's 2:33 on Monday afternoon.

I was just calling to see how you ware doing.

You sounded really uptight last night.

It made me a little nervous, and a l... and... well... it made me nervous, it sounded like you were nervous, too.

I just wanted to make sure you were really OK,

And wanted to see if you were checking in on your medication.

You know I love you, and...

Take care honey

I know you're under a lot of pressure.

See ya. Bye bye”)

I have to block out thoughts of you so I donÂ’t lose my head

They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed

Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that IÂ’m alone

Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home

There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain

An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again?

And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face?

And will you never try to reach me?

It is I that wanted space

Hate me today

Hate me tomorrow

Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you

Hate me in ways

Yeah ways hard to swallow

Hate me so you can finally see whatÂ’s good for you

IÂ’m sober now for 3 whole months itÂ’s one accomplishment that you helped me with

The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I wonÂ’t touch again

In a sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night

While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight

You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate

You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take

So IÂ’ll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind

And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind

Hate me today

Hate me tomorrow

Hate me for all the things I didnÂ’t do for you

Hate me in ways

Yeah ways hard to swallow

Hate me so you can finally see whatÂ’s good for you

And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave

Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I had made

And like a baby boy I never was a man

Until I saw your blue eyes cry and I held your face in my hand

And then I fell down yelling “Make it go away!”

Just make a smile come back and shine just like it used to be

And then she whispered “How can you do this to me?”

Hate me today

Hate me tomorrow

Hate me for all the things I didnÂ’t do for you

Hate me in ways

Yeah ways hard to swallow

Hate me so you can finally see whatÂ’s good for you

For you

For you

For you

[Children voices:]

If you're sleeping, are you dreaming,

if you're dreaming are you dreaming of me.

I can't believe you actually picked me

[Girl:] Hey Justin! [x12]
Sat, 06/09/2007 - 10:52 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I actually learned about the Ronettes in college. How cool is that?
Sun, 06/10/2007 - 7:47 AM Permalink
Clue Master

You woke up this morning. Got yourself a gun.

Mama always said you'd be the Chosen One.

She said: You're one in a million you've got to burn to shine,

But you were born under a bad sign, with a blue moon in your eyes.

You woke up this morning all the love has gone,

Your Papa never told you about right and wrong.

But you're looking good, baby, I believe you're feeling fine, (shame about it),

Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes.

You woke up this morning the world turned upside down,

Thing's ain't been the same since the Blues walked into town.

But you're one in a million you've got that shotgun shine.

Born under a bad sign, with a blue moon in your eyes.

When you woke up this morning, when you woke up this morning,

When you woke up this morning, you got yourself a gun.
Sun, 06/10/2007 - 5:33 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

BREAKING BENJAMIN LYRICS

"Breath"

I see nothing in your eyes, and the more I see the less I like.

Is it over yet, in my head?

I know nothing of your kind, and I won't reveal your evil mind.

Is it over yet? I can't win.

So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left.

I know that I can find the fire in your eyes.

I'm going all the way, get away, please.

[Chorus:]

You take the breath right out of me.

You left a hole where my heart should be.

You got to fight just to make it through,

'cause I will be the death of you.

This will be all over soon.

Pour salt into the open wound.

Is it over yet? Let me in.

So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left.

I know that I can find the fire in your eyes.

I'm going all the way, get away, please.

[Chorus:]

You take the breath right out of me.

You left a hole where my heart should be.

You got to fight just to make it through,

'cause I will be the death of you.

[Bridge]

I'm waiting, I'm praying, realize, start hating.

[Chorus:]

You take the breath right out of me.

You left a hole where my heart should be.

You got to fight just to make it through,

'cause I will be the death of you.
Sun, 06/10/2007 - 6:25 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world

She took the midnight train goin anywhere

Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit

He took the midnight train goin anywhere

A singer in a smokey room

A smell of wine and cheap perfume

For a smile they can share the night

It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard

Their shadows searching in the night

Streetlight people, living just to find emotion

Hiding, somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill,

Everybody wants a thrill

Payin anything to roll the dice,

Just one more time

Some will win, some will lose

Some were born to sing the blues

Oh, the movie never ends

It goes on and on and on and on

(chorus)

Dont stop believin

Hold on to the feelin

Streetlight people
Sun, 06/10/2007 - 8:26 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Darkness at the break of noon

Shadows even the silver spoon

The handmade blade, the child's balloon

Eclipses both the sun and moon

To understand you know too soon

There is no sense in trying.

Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn

Suicide remarks are torn

From the fool's gold mouthpiece

The hollow horn plays wasted words

Proves to warn

That he not busy being born

Is busy dying.

Temptation's page flies out the door

You follow, find yourself at war

Watch waterfalls of pity roar

You feel to moan but unlike before

You discover

That you'd just be

One more person crying.

So don't fear if you hear

A foreign sound to your ear

It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing.

As some warn victory, some downfall

Private reasons great or small

Can be seen in the eyes of those that call

To make all that should be killed to crawl

While others say don't hate nothing at all

Except hatred.

Disillusioned words like bullets bark

As human gods aim for their mark

Made everything from toy guns that spark

To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark

It's easy to see without looking too far

That not much

Is really sacred.

While preachers preach of evil fates

Teachers teach that knowledge waits

Can lead to hundred-dollar plates

Goodness hides behind its gates

But even the president of the United States

Sometimes must have

To stand naked.

An' though the rules of the road have been lodged

It's only people's games that you got to dodge

And it's alright, Ma, I can make it.

Advertising signs that con you

Into thinking you're the one

That can do what's never been done

That can win what's never been won

Meantime life outside goes on

All around you.

You lose yourself, you reappear

You suddenly find you got nothing to fear

Alone you stand with nobody near

When a trembling distant voice, unclear

Startles your sleeping ears to hear

That somebody thinks

They really found you.

A question in your nerves is lit

Yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy

Insure you not to quit

To keep it in your mind and not fergit

That it is not he or she or them or it

That you belong to.

Although the masters make the rules

For the wise men and the fools

I got nothing, Ma, to live up to.

For them that must obey authority

That they do not respect in any degree

Who despise their jobs, their destinies

Speak jealously of them that are free

Cultivate their flowers to be

Nothing more than something

They invest in.

While some on principles baptized

To strict party platform ties

Social clubs in drag disguise

Outsiders they can freely criticize

Tell nothing except who to idolize

And then say God bless him.

While one who sings with his tongue on fire

Gargles in the rat race choir

Bent out of shape from society's pliers

Cares not to come up any higher

But rather get you down in the hole

That he's in.

But I mean no harm nor put fault

On anyone that lives in a vault

But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him.

Old lady judges watch people in pairs

Limited in sex, they dare

To push fake morals, insult and stare

While money doesn't talk, it swears

Obscenity, who really cares

Propaganda, all is phony.

While them that defend what they cannot see

With a killer's pride, security

It blows the minds most bitterly

For them that think death's honesty

Won't fall upon them naturally

Life sometimes

Must get lonely.

My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards

False gods, I scuff

At pettiness which plays so rough

Walk upside-down inside handcuffs

Kick my legs to crash it off

Say okay, I have had enough

What else can you show me?

And if my thought-dreams could be seen

They'd probably put my head in a guillotine

But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.





Copyright © 1965;

 :cool: :cool:
Sun, 06/10/2007 - 8:39 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

KID ROCK LYRICS

"Only God Knows Why"

I've been sittin here

Tryin to find myself

I get behind myself

I need to rewind myself

Lookin for the payback

Listen for the playback

They say that every man bleeds just like me

And I feel like number one

Yet I'm last in line

I watch my youngest son

And it helps to pass the time

I take too many pills it helps to ease the pain

I made a couple of dollar bills, but still I feel the same

Everybody knows my name

They say it way out loud

A lot of folks fuck with me

It's hard to hang out in crowds

I guess that's the price you pay

To be some big shot like I am

Out strecthed hands and one night stands

Still I can't find love

And when your walls come tumbling down

I will always be around

Yeah

As it...hey

And when your walls come tumbling down

I will always be around

People don't know about the things I say and do

They don't understand about the shit that I've been through

It's been so long since I've been home

I've been gone, I've been gone for way too long

Maybe I forgot all things I miss

Oh somehow I know there's more to life than this

I said it too many times

And I still stand firm

You get what you put in

And people get what they deserve

Still I ain't seen mine

No I ain't seen mine

I've been giving just ain't been gettin

I've been walking that there line

So I think I'll keep a walking

With my head held high

I'll keep moving on and only God knows why

Only God

Only God

Only God knows why, why, why, why

Only God...knows...why, why, why

Only God knows why

Take me to the river edge

Take me to the river, hey hey hey

 :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown:
Sun, 06/10/2007 - 10:52 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

Tears In Heaven

by Eric Clapton and Will Jennings

Would you know my name

If I saw you in heaven?

Would it be the same

If I saw you in heaven?

I must be strong

And carry on,

'Cause I know I don't belong

Here in heaven.

Would you hold my hand

If I saw you in heaven?

Would you help me stand

If I saw you in heaven?

I'll find my way

Through night and day,

'Cause I know I just can't stay

Here in heaven.

Time can bring you down,

Time can bend your knees.

Time can break your heart,

Have you begging please, begging please.

Beyond the door,

There's peace I'm sure,

And I know there'll be no more

Tears in heaven.

Would you know my name

If I saw you in heaven?

Would it be the same

If I saw you in heaven?

I must be strong

And carry on,

'Cause I know I don't belong

Here in heaven. :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown:
Sun, 06/10/2007 - 11:13 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

cant find the lyrics to the song I want but here is there myspace the song is Oklahoma wind!!!

I have been listen to this alot and one other!! I will put in a few if I can find that one!! :coolfrown:
Mon, 06/11/2007 - 3:50 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

Nickel Creek The Lighthouse's Tale Lyrics

I am a lighthouse worn by the weather and the waves

I keep my lamp lit to warn the sailors on their way

I'll tell a story, paint you a picture from my past

I was so happy but joy in this life seldom lasts

I had a keeper, he helped me warn the ships at sea

We had grown closer 'til his joy meant everything to me

And he was to marry a girl who shown with beauty and light

They loved each other, and with me watched the sunsets into nights

And the waves crashing around me

The sand slips out to sea

And the winds that blow remind me

Of what has been and what can never be

She'd had to leave us; my keeper, he prayed for a safe return

But when the night came, the weather to a raging storm had turned

He watched her ship fight, but in vain against the wild and terrible wind

And me so helpless, as dashed against the rocks she met her end

[The Lighthouse's Tale lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

And the waves crashing around me

The sand slips out to sea

And the winds that blow remind me

Of what has been and what can never be

Then on the next day, my keeper found her washed up on the shore

He kissed her cold face, and that they'd be together soon he swore

I saw him crying, watched as he buried her in the sand

Then he climbed my tower, and off the edge of me he ran

And the waves crashing around me

The sand slips out to sea

And the winds that blow remind me

Of what has been and what can never be

I am a lighthouse worn by the weather and the waves

And though I'm empty I still warn the sailors on their way
Mon, 06/11/2007 - 3:52 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Ali and I enjoyed watching this movie tonight.

Artist: The Wonders Lyrics

Song: That Thing You Do! Lyrics

You,

Doin' that thing you do,

Breaking my heart into a million pieces,

Like you always do

And you,

Don't mean to be cruel,

You never even knew about the heartache,

I've been going through

Well I try and try to forget you girl,

But it's just so hard to do,

Every time you do that thing you do

I,

Know all the games you play,

And I'm gonna find a way to let you know that,

You'll be mine someday

'Cause we,

Could be happy can't you see,

If you'd only let me be the one to hold you,

And keep you here with me

'Cause I try and try to forget you girl,

But it's just so hard to do,

Every time you do that thing you do

I don't ask a lot girl,

But I know one thing's for sure,

It's the love I haven't got girl,

And I just can't take it anymore

'Cause we,

Could be happy can't you see,

If you'd only let me be the one to hold you,

And keep you here with me

Cause it hurts me so just to see you go,

Around with someone new,

And if I know you you're doin' that thing,

Every day just doin' that thing,

I can't take you doing that thing you do
Mon, 06/11/2007 - 9:26 PM Permalink
me2

Angel - put sad wings around me now

Protect me from this world of sin

So that we can rise again

Oh angel - we can find our way somehow

Escaping from the world we're in

To a place where we began

And I know we'll find

A better place and peace of mind

Just tell me that it's all you want - for you and me

Angel won't you set me free

Angel remember how we'd chase the sun

Then reaching for the stars at night

As our lives had just begun

When I close my eyes I hear your velvet wings and cry

I'm waiting here with open arms - oh can't you see

Angel shine your light on me

Oh angel we'll meet once more - I'll pray

When all my sins are washed away

Hold me inside your wings and stay

Oh! angel take me far away

Put sad wings around me now

Angel take me far away

Put sad wings around me now

So that we can rise again
Wed, 06/13/2007 - 6:14 PM Permalink
me2

Throw me a penny and I'll make you a dream

You find that life's not always what it seems, no no

Then think of a rainbow and I'll make it come real

Roll me, I'm a never ending wheel

I'll give you a star

So you know just where you are

Don't you know that I might be

Your wishing well

Your wishing well

Look in the water, tell me what do you see

Reflections of the love you give to me

Love isn't money, it's not something you buy

So let me fill myself with tears you cry, why?

Time is a never ending journey

Love is a never ending smile

Give me a sign to build a dream on

Dream on...

Yeah, Throw me a penny and I'll make you a dream

You find that life's not always what it seems, no no

Love isn't money, it's not something you buy

So let me fill myself with tears you cry

I'll give you a star

So you know just where you are

Someday, some way, you'll feel the things I say

Dream for a while

Of the things that make you smile

'Cause you know

Don't you know

Oh, you know

That I'm your wishing well

Your wishing well

Your wishing well

I wish you well

I'm your wishing well
Wed, 06/13/2007 - 6:24 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

My new drinkin song -

this dude rocks.... he's one of ICP' homies, an artist on Psychopathic Records....

If there was a genre called country-rap, he would own it.

deep south, countryfied rap

all of his songs have that twangy feel to them, yet he can still spit, pretty good.

awesome.

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-

Boondox - Sippin'

Sippin on down

sippin around

tippin up another cupa

sippin' on down

sippin on down

sippin around

tippin up another cupa

sippin on down

12 gauge double barrel

loaded full of buckshot

brewin up that mountain dew

its boilin like a crockpot

deep out in these southern woods and

far away from evreything

out amongst the tombstones

cookin up that hurracaine

take a sip for testin then'

pour a little on the ground

soak up in that georgia clay

and now i'm waitin for the sound

150 years burried deep in the earths grip

soon their gonna be dancein

when that cool water hits their lips

made from the mill

out a field cursed by whoodoo

water from a well

striaght outta hell

cursed by voodoo

stir it up cook it to the point that it evaporates

173 degrees born again

the dead awake

sippin on down

sippin around

tippin up another cupa

sippin on down

sippin on down

sippin around

tippin up another cupa

sippin on down

sippin on down

sippin around

tippin up another cupa

sippin on down

sippin on down

sippin around

tippin up another cupa

sippin on down

100 gallons of that right good top stock

ready for the shippin

in a heavy chevy small block

foot to the floor

ridin mean like an outlaw

duckin dodgein road blocks

like boxing with a south paw

these dark and dusty roads

lit up by the full moon

comin round the corner

muffler soundin like a monsoon got the devils mean as demons ridin shotgun

strapped with a winchester

case they have to pop one

we headin for the next county

on the southin trail

g man and revenue hot on my southern tail

hang out the window

one blast with the buckshot

needa get em off my ass so that i don't get got

wild liter, sugar wiskey, stump pole, skull cracker, alley bourbon, city gin, wildcat, block and tackle

its how we do it

how we get it to the next level

have us huntin bitches down

with pick-axe and shovel

some of that good shit

hit ya like a mule kick

pick a hater out the crowd

and hit em with a pool stick

hallucinations seein shit

got ya climbin trees

passed out in a ditch

like a bitch down on ya knees

don't even give a fuck

when the spirits hit ya brain

four shots is all ya need

certified gone insane

lets get it crackalackin

one more 'gain for the pimpin

take the jug

and turn it up chug it down

and start the sippin

sippin on down

sippin around

tippin up another cupa

sippin on down

sippin on down

sippin around

tippin up another cupa

sippin on down

sippin on down

sippin around

tippin up another cupa

sippin on down

sippin on down

sippin around

tippin up another cupa

sippin on down
Wed, 06/13/2007 - 6:52 PM Permalink
zephyrus

they're gonna clean up your looks

with all the lies in the books

to make a citizen out of you

because they sleep with a gun

and keep an eye on you, son

so they can watch all the things you do

because the drugs never work

they gonna give you a smirk

'cause they got methods

in keeping you clean

they gonna rip up your heads

your aspirations to shreads

another cog in the murder machine

they said them teenagers scare the living shit out of me

they could care less as long as someone'll bleed

so darken your clothes

or strike a violent pose

maybe they'll leave you alone

but not me!

the boys and girls in the clique

the awful names that they stick

you're never gonna fit in much, kid

but if you're troubled and hurt

what you got under your shirt

will make them pay for the things that they did

they said them teenagers scare the living shit out of me

they could care less as long as someone'll bleed

so darken your clothes

or strike a violent pose

maybe they'll leave you alone

but not me!

ohhhoohh!

they say them teenagers scare the living shit out of me

they could care less as long as someone'll bleed

so darken your clothes

or strike a violent pose

maybe they'll leave you alone

but not me!

teenagers scare the living shit out of me

they could care less as long as someone'll bleed

so darken your clothes

or strike a violent pose

maybe they'll leave you alone

but not me!

teenagers scare the living shit out of me

they could care less as long as someone'll bleed

so darken your clothes

or strike a violent pose

maybe they'll leave you alone

but not me!
Wed, 06/13/2007 - 6:58 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Don't be throwing my wife around! Thats my job.
Thu, 06/14/2007 - 7:30 AM Permalink
zephyrus

I was the class clown, i kept 'em laughing out-loud

known all over town for turnin frowns upside down

I guess its just a gift that God blessed me with

and im thankful everyday that he made me this way

I may not always feel like puttin on a show

but when i hear these words, i just cant say no

make me laaaugh, funny man

no one can do it like you can sure would like to smile, forget my troubles for a while with a joke, you know how

to make the sun shine thru the clouds

if its not to much to ask, make me laaaugh

make me laaaugh (make me laaaugh)

funny man

no i made it my life to play the fool every night must of been a million miles, seen at least that many smiles and its a dream come true, doing what i love to do

and if it ended tonight, i had the time of my life

here's to all the friends and fans ive made along the way know i wouldn't be here, if i hadn't heard you say

make me laaaugh, funny man

no one can do it like you can sure would like to smile, forget my troubles for a while with a joke, you know how

to make the sun shine thru the clouds

if its not to much to ask, make me laaaugh

make me laaaugh (make me laaaugh)

funny man

sometimes i hate to leave the stage

cuz then the laughter fades away

and then the croud goes home

and leaves all alone

and i look in the mirror and one more time i say

make me laaaugh, funny man

no one can do it like you can sure would like to smile, forget my troubles for a while with a joke, you know how

to make the sun shine thru the clouds

if its not to much to ask

(if its not to much to ask)

make me laaaugh

(make me laaaugh)

Funny Man
Thu, 06/14/2007 - 6:05 PM Permalink
zephyrus

One day a funny kind of man came walking down this street,

he wore a shoe upon his head and hats upon his feet.

He raised the shoe and smiled at me, his manners were polite,

But never had I seen before such a funny sounding sight.

He said, "Allow me to present your highness wit h a rose"

And taking out a currant bun, he held it to my nose.

I staggered back against the wall and then I answered, "Well,

I never saw a rose with such a funny looking smell.

He then began tol sing a song -mm - and sat down on the ground,

You never heard in all your life such a funny feeling sound.

"My friend, why do you werar two hats upon your feet ?" I said,

He turned the other way and hopped home on his head
Thu, 06/14/2007 - 6:06 PM Permalink
zephyrus

See the funny little man, huffing and puffing and digging the sand.

In his search for something to build, perhaps a church on the side of a hill.

Little does he know that he's working in vain.

When rain comes the hill will come sliding down and will not hold.

See the funny little man, running and hiding and flailing his hands.

Asking himself what could have gone wrong, for he has worked hard the whole day long.

See the funny little man, small in his size when compared to the land.

When will he grow up, can time wait until

The funny little man can see beyond the hill.
Thu, 06/14/2007 - 6:06 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Well, they'll bone you then you're fryin' up for food,

They'll bone you whether you're finned chick or dude,

They'll bone you, then Mark 6:41 intone,

They'll bone you then serve you with white, not Rhône.

They sharpen the steel with the whetstone.

Every caught fish must get boned.

Well, they'll bone you and then wok you for a treat,

They'll bone you cause you are so sweet to eat,

They'll bone you, make stock of you they can pour,

They'll bone you. . .clock you in the Thermador.

The food aroma makes cat pets moan.

Every codfish must get boned.

They'll bone you and then set you on the table,

They'll bone you à la Rachael on cable,

They'll bone you, unlike when they bake a duck,

They'll bone you so their guests will not upchuck.

They do not want what has been ingested blown.

Every craw fish must get boned.

Well, they'll bone you and then feed you to a friend,

Yeah, they'll bone you, which'll make your shape distend,

They'll bone you if you're flying fish or carp,

They'll bone you with a plaice-fileter sharp.

And if you are a puffer, you'll get blown.

Every caught fish must get boned.

Well, they'll bone you, and in the wok you're thrown,

They'll bone you if you're Sockeye or On[o],

They'll bone you and then your innards lave,

They'll bone you and broil you on a cedar stave.

Too small, you get tossed back till you get grown.

Fledgling caught fish must get thrown. :sillygrin:
Thu, 06/14/2007 - 6:10 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,

They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.

They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.

Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.

But I would not feel so all alone,

Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.

They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.

They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.

They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door.

But I would not feel so all alone,

Everybody must get stoned.

They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table.

They'll stone ya when you are young and able.

They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.

They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."

Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,

Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.

Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.

They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.

They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.

Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,

Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.

They'll stone you when you are walking home.

They'll stone you and then say you are brave.

They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave.

But I would not feel so all alone,

Everybody must get stoned.
Thu, 06/14/2007 - 6:10 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Mr. Sanders gave me a "D", (boo,hoo,hoo,hoo)

Made me the saddest girl you've ever seen. (boo,hoo,hoo,hoo)

Gave me two tests I racked my brains over, (boo,hoo,hoo,hoo)

And have you read his comments in my folder?

Sanders, he is so mean! (boo,hoo,hoo,hoo)

He even referred me to the dean. (boo,hoo,hoo,hoo)

I hate trigonometry!

Mr. Sanders gave me a "D".

(boo,hoo,hoo,hoo, boo,hoo,hoo,hoo....)

Mr. Sanders ruined my dreams, (boo,hoo,hoo,hoo)

Now I'll never be the homecoming queen! (boo,hoo,hoo,hoo)

He wants to prove he's not a pushover,

Now my valedictory hopes are over.

Sanders, I'm so depressed,

Don't have no way to vent my stress.

I can forget my Ph.D.,

Mr. Sanders, gave me a "D".

(boo,hoo,hoo,hoo, boo,hoo,hoo,hoo....)

Mr. Sanders, (class?) I hate this school!

Gives me a lot of stress, it is totally cruel!

If I had mega-brains like Stephen Hawking

Maybe I'd get an "A" and not your mocking!

Mr. Sanders, somehow I'd like (somehow I'd like)

To be a senior before I'm too old!

Why do you have to be so mean?

Mr Sanders gave me, can't believe,

Mr Sanders, gave me a "D".

(boo,hoo,hoo,hoo, boo,hoo,hoo,hoo....)
Thu, 06/14/2007 - 6:13 PM Permalink
zephyrus

"I Wanna Be Sedated" Based on the performance by The Ramones

"The Dog Will Be Castrated" Parody by Ned Riley

Hey, I'm back. Remember, if you're not planning for your dog to have puppies, desex it before it's too late.

Twenty-twenty-twenty four dollars to go

The dog will be castrated

No thank you dog, I donÂ’t want a blow

The dog will be castrated

Just get him to the doctor and put him in a cage

Hurry hurry hurry, before he fills with rage

He canÂ’t control his urges, heÂ’s gone into the stage

Oh no, oh no, oh no

Twenty-twenty-twenty four dollars to go

The dog will be castrated

No thank you dog, I donÂ’t want a blow

The dog will be castrated

Just tie him up with steel rope, and take him to the vet

Hurry hurry hurry, before his dreams get wet

I donÂ’t think that I would want an overload of pets

Oh no, oh no, oh no

Twenty-twenty-twenty four dollars to go

The dog will be castrated

No thank you dog, I donÂ’t want a blow

The dog will be castrated

Just get a pair of scissors, and cut off both his nuts

Hurry hurry hurry, before he finds some sluts

If we donÂ’t prevent this, heÂ’ll pound Â’em in the butt

Oh no, oh no, oh no

Twenty-twenty-twenty four dollars to go

The dog will be castrated

No thank you dog, I donÂ’t want a blow

The dog will be castrated

Just get him in the auto, and stick him in the trunk

Hurry hurry hurry, before he smells of skunk

Hey, was that you or doggie, cos that one really stunk

Oh no, oh no, oh no

Arf-arf-arf-arf, arf-arf-arf-arf-arf

The dog will be castrated

Arf-arf-arf-arf, arf-arf-arf-arf-arf

The dog will be castrated

Arf-arf-arf-arf, arf-arf-arf-arf-arf

The dog will be castrated

Arf-arf-arf-arf, arf-arf-arf-arf-arf

The dog will be castrated
Thu, 06/14/2007 - 6:19 PM Permalink
zephyrus

"Stuck In The Middle With You" Based on the performance by Stealers Wheel

"Duck When The Missile's In View" Parody by Dee Range

Growing up on a B-52 AFB, they made us duck under our desk during air raid drills, back in the early 60's. Especially during the Cuban Missile Crisis. I still carry that desk around with me everywhere, just in case...

Well I guess we'll look like burnt toast tonight

I hear the warnings say bombs are in sight

Don't be scared there ain't no reason to cry

So just bend over and kiss your ass goodbye

Towns to the west will be smokin' through the night

We'll be slammed

Duck when the missile's in view

I'll be duckin' with missiles in view

Prob'ly bubblin' in some nuclear stew

As my nose starts melting right off my face

I'll scream out "So glad we won the arms race!"

Towns to the west will be smokin' through the night

So hot damn

Duck when the missile's in view

When the mushroom cloud is risin'

I just bet they'll call me "Day Glow Man"

As my friends are vaporizing

They'll look up for advising

Je-e-e-e-e-ees....su-u-u-u-u-us!

Cryin' don't make no sense but I bawl

Ain't no use to try to make the loo at all

So be careful where you step on the floor

Never mind, soon it won't matter no more

Crap, none is left in me, smokers grab a light

'Cause it's time...

Suck our last cigarettes too

When bombs are almost landing

I'm be screamin' loud for Superman

As it ends, I'll scream for Mama

Head straight for the sack with my

Squeeeeeze...........Pleeeeeease?

Well there ain't no need to buy cigs tonight

We'll all be smokin' when A-Bombs ignite

What is that? You say the bomb's just a FLARE!!

Grab the booze, and look for new underwear

CROWN™ (ain't much left of it!)

Keg is gettin' light

'Cause I am

Suckin' up whiskey and brew

Yes I'm...suckin' up whiskey (and whew!)

Suckin' up whiskey (and WHEW!!!)
Thu, 06/14/2007 - 6:20 PM Permalink
zephyrus

"American Pie" Based on the performance by Don McLean

"(Don't Buy) A Mail Order Bride" Parody by Mr 1s

A long, long time ago...

I was still so lonely

How these websites used to make me think

And I thought if they offer love

That they could make a man happy

And, maybe, I'd try a site "Best Wives Inc."

But the high charges made me quiver

And I hope these women deliver

Scam news on the websites

I couldn't risk a con site

I see the countries that supply

All these cool foreign lasses for brides

But something made me hurt inside

The day the love had died

So don't you buy a mail-order bride

They will scam you and will bleed you

'Till your wallet is dry

And them bad old babes were scammin' poor lonely guys

Saying' "this'll be the poor lonely guy"

"This will be the poor lonely guy"

Did you ever try Russia

And did you try the ones in Asia

If the website tells you so?

Do you believe her cute body

Will save you being from so lonely

And can you sell me the one called "Olga"?

So don't you buy a mail-order bride

They will scam you and will bleed you

'Till your wallet is dry

And them bad old babes were scammin' poor lonely guys

Saying' "this'll be the poor lonely guy"

"This will be the poor lonely guy"

So don't you buy a mail-order bride

They will scam you and will bleed you

'Till your wallet is dry

And them bad old babes were scammin' poor lonely guys

Saying' "this'll be the poor lonely guy"

"This will be the poor lonely guy"
Thu, 06/14/2007 - 6:21 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I like Weird Al's version of that one...

A long, long time ago

In a galaxy far away

Naboo was under an attack

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn

Could talk the federation into

Maybe cutting them a little slack

But their response, it didn't thrill us

They locked the doors and tried to kill us

We escaped from that gas

Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

We took a bongo from the scene

And we went to Theed to see the Queen

We all wound up on Tatooine

That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave

Isn't even old enough to shave

But he can use the Force, they say

Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen

Though he's just nine and she's fourteen

Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

Well, I know he built C-3PO

And I've heard how fast his pod can go

And we were broke, it's true

So we made a wager or two

He was a prepubescent flyin' ace

And the minute Jabba started off that race

Well, I knew who would win first place

Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin' ...

My my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant

The Jedi Council we knew would want

To see how good the boy could be

So we took him there and we told the tale

How his midi-chlorians were off the scale

And he might fulfill that prophecy

Oh, the Council was impressed, of course

Could he bring balance to the Force?

They interview the kid

Oh, training they forbid

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear

And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"

"Just stick it in your pointy ear"

"I still will teach this boy"

He was singin' ...

My my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo

'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to

I frankly would've liked to stay

We all fought in that epic war

And it wasn't long at all before

Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

And in the end some Gunguns died

Some ships blew up and some pilots fried

A lot of folks were croakin'

The battle droids were broken

And the Jedi I admire most

Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast

Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost

I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin' ...

My my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin' ...

My my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Fri, 06/15/2007 - 7:49 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I've been looking all over for these lyrics with no total luck. There's a challenge for you. I used to love this tune and heard it the other day and couldn't get it out of my head.

Forget Blondie and Run DMC - These guys were the first rappers :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16kh-AP4OCU

<edit> Found it! Open up the video in a new window and sing along with it. Fun Stuff!

B.B. Bumble and the Stingers

Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers

Lonnie Mack and Twangin' Eddy

Here's my ring we're going steady

Take it easy, take me higher

Liar, liar house on fire

Locomotion, Poco passion

Deeper purple, Satisfaction

Baby, baby, gotta, gotta

Gimmee, gimmee, gettin' hotter

Sammy's cookin', Leslie's Gorey

Richie Valens end of story

Maha Vishnu, Fujiama

Kama Sutra, Rama Lama

Richard Perry, Spector Barry

Righteous, Archies, Nilsson Harry

Shimmy, Shimmy, Koko Boppin'

Fats is back and finger poppin'

Life is a rock but the radio rolled me

Gotta turn it up louder

So my DJ told me

Life is a rock but the radio rolled me

At the end of my rainbow

Lies a golden oldie

FM, AM hits are clickin'

While the clock is tocking, ticking

Friends and Romans, salutations

Brenda and the Tabulations

Carly Simon, I behold her

Rolling Stones center folder

Johnny Cash and Johnny Rivers

Can't stop now I've got the shivers

Mungo Jerry, Peter Peter, Paul Paul and Mary Mary

Dr. John, the nightly tripper

Doris Day and Jack the Ripper

Got to go sir, got to swelter

Leon Russell, Gimme Shelter

Miracles in Smokey places

Slide guitarists and Fender basses

Mushroom omelet, Bonnie Bramlett

Wilson Pickett, stomp and kick it

Life is a rock but the radio rolled me

Gotta turn it up louder

So my DJ told me

Life is a rock but the radio rolled me

At the end of my rainbow

Lies a golden oldie

Arthur Janoff, Primal screamin'

Hawkins J. and Dale and Ronnie

Kukla Fran and Norman Okla

Denver John and Osmond Donny

J.J. Cale and ZZ Top

And L.L. Bean and Dee Dee Dinah

David Bowie, Steely Dan

And sing me proud oh C.C. Rider

Edgar Winters, Joanie Summers

Ides of March and Johnny Thunder

Eric Clapton, pedal wah-wah

Stephen Foster, ooo-dah, ooo-dah

Good Vibrations, Help Me Rhonda

Surfer Girl and Little Honda

Tighter, Tighter, Honey, Honey

Sugar, Sugar, Yummy, Yummy

C.B.S. and Warner Brothers

R.C.A. and all the others

Life is a rock but the radio rolled me

Gotta turn it up louder

So my DJ told me

Life is a rock but the radio rolled me

At the end of my rainbow

Lies a golden oldie

(Listen...they're playing our song)

Rock it, sock it, Alan Freed me

Murray Kaufman tried to lead me

Fish are swimmin', Boston Monkey

Make it bad and play it funky
Fri, 06/15/2007 - 10:00 AM Permalink
zephyrus

What about this? It's close...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srgi2DkDbPU

Subterranean Homesick Blues

-Bob Dylan

Johnny's in the basement

Mixing up the medicine

I'm on the pavement

Thinking about the government

The man in the trench coat

Badge out, laid off

Says he's got a bad cough

Wants to get it paid off

Look out kid

It's somethin' you did

God knows when

But you're doin' it again

You better duck down the alley way

Lookin' for a new friend

The man in the coon-skin cap

In the big pen

Wants eleven dollar bills

You only got ten

Maggie comes fleet foot

Face full of black soot

Talkin' that the heat put

Plants in the bed but

The phone's tapped anyway

Maggie says that many say

They must bust in early May

Orders from the D. A.

Look out kid

Don't matter what you did

Walk on your tip toes

Don't try "No Doz"

Better stay away from those

That carry around a fire hose

Keep a clean nose

Watch the plain clothes

You don't need a weather man

To know which way the wind blows

Get sick, get well

Hang around a ink well

Ring bell, hard to tell

If anything is goin' to sell

Try hard, get barred

Get back, write braille

Get jailed, jump bail

Join the army, if you fail

Look out kid

You're gonna get hit

But losers, cheaters

Six-time users

Hang around the theaters

Girl by the whirlpool

Lookin' for a new fool

Don't follow leaders

Watch the parkin' meters

Ah get born, keep warm

Short pants, romance, learn to dance

Get dressed, get blessed

Try to be a success

Please her, please him, buy gifts

Don't steal, don't lift

Twenty years of schoolin'

And they put you on the day shift

Look out kid

They keep it all hid

Better jump down a manhole

Light yourself a candle

Don't wear sandals

Try to avoid the scandals

Don't wanna be a bum

You better chew gum

The pump don't work

'Cause the vandals took the handles
Fri, 06/15/2007 - 2:48 PM Permalink