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i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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KITCH

Karla Devito - We Are Not Alone Lyrics

Things Look Clear In Black And White
The Living Color Tends To Dye Our Sight
Like Dynomite
Just Imagine My Surprise
When I Looked Into Your Eyes And Saw
Your Disguise

If We Dare Expose Our Hearts
Just To Feel The Purest Parts
That's When Strange Sensations Start To Grow

We Are Not Alone
Find Out When Your Cover's Blown
There'll Be Somebody There To Break Your Fall
We Are Not Alone
'cause When You Cut Down To The Bone
We're Really Not So Different After All
After All
We're Not Alone

Flying High Above The Sky
The Battles Down Below Look Simplified
With No Place To Hide
But On Inspection Of The Dust
I Came Upon This Thing Called Trust
It Helps Us To Adjust

Just Imagine My Surprise
When I Looked Into Your Eyes
I Knew Right Then I'd Never Let You Go

We Are Not Alone
Find Out When Your Cover's Blown
There'll Be Somebody There To Break Your Fall
We Are Not Alone
'cause When You Cut Down To The Bone
We're Really Not So Different After All
After All
We're Not Alone
Not Alone
After All
Not Alone

If We Dare Expose Our Hearts
Just To Feel The Purest Parts
That's When Strange Sensations Start To Grow

We Are Not Alone
Find Out When Your Cover's Blown
There'll Be Somebody There To Break Your Fall
We Are Not Alone
'cause When You Cut Down To The Bone
We're Really Not So Different After All
After All
We're Not Alone

We Are Not Alone
Find Out When Your Cover's Blown
There'll Be Somebody There To Break Your Fall
We Are Not Alone
'cause When You Cut Down To The Bone
We're Really Not So Different After All
After All
After All

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 1:20 PM Permalink
KITCH

Artist: Wang Chung Lyrics
 Song: Fire in The Twilight Lyrics

Hot on the run from the grip of the power game,
The man who leads the way, the man who leads the way.
Shell in it’s box from his home that they’ll never tame,
The man who leads the way, the man who leads the way.

Chorus:
He is burning, burning in the twilight.
He is burning, turning to face us.
He is burning, fire in the twilight.
He is burning, turning to lead us away, away, away,
Lead us away, away, away.

Taking a break from the role of the everyday boy,
The man who leads the way, the man who leads the way.
Is he for real or is he back to the old way boy,
Can he lead the way, oh can he lead the way.
He’s searching, but he’s lonely, and he’s hurting, but he’s only,
Waiting for a chance just in time to live a life.
Does he need ya, does he want ya,
Does he listen to what you say?
Is he only waiting for the simple way?

Repeat chorus

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 1:21 PM Permalink
KITCH

Artist: Simple Minds Lyrics
Song: Don't You (Forget About Me) Lyrics

Hey, hey, hey ,hey
Ohhh...

Won't you come see about me?
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby

Tell me your troubles and doubts
Giving me everything inside and out and
Love's strange so real in the dark
Think of the tender things that we were working on

Slow change may pull us apart
When the light gets into your heart, baby

Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me

Will you stand above me?
Look my way, never love me
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down

Will you recognise me?
Call my name or walk on by
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down, down

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh.....

Don't you try to pretend
It's my feeling we'll win in the end
I won't harm you or touch your defenses
Vanity and security

Don't you forget about me
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Going to take you apart
I'll put us back together at heart, baby

Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me

As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
When you walk away

Or will you walk away?
Will you walk on by?
Come on - call my name
Will you all my name?

I say :
La la la...

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 1:22 PM Permalink
KITCH

Bang Your Head Quiet Riot - lyrics

Well I'm an axegrinder Piledriver
Mother says that I never never mind her
Got no brains I'm insane
Teacher says that I'm one big pain
I'm like a laser 6-streamin' razor
I got a mouth like an alligator
I want it louder
More power
I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

CHORUS 1:
Bang your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad
Band your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad

Well I'm remonstrated
Outdated I really want to be over-rated
I'm a finder and I'm a keeper
I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper
I got the boys to make the noise
Won't ever let up
Hope it annoys you
Join the pack
Fill the crack
Well now you're here
There's no way back

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 1:30 PM Permalink
KITCH

Hurts So Good
John Cougar Mellencamp
(John Cougar Mellencamp/G.M. Green)

When I was a young boy,
Said put away those young boy ways
Now that I'm gettin' older, so much older
I love all those young boy days.
With a girl like you,
With a girl like you,
Lord knows there are things we can do, baby,
Just me and you.
Come on and make it
CHORUS:
Hurt so good.
Come on baby, make it hurt so good.
Sometimes love don't feel like it should.
You make it hurt so good.
Don't have to be so exiting.
Just tryin' to give myself a little bit of fun, yeah.
You always look so invitin'
You ain't as green as you are young
Hey baby, its you.
Come on, girl, now, its you.
Sink your teeth right through my bones, baby.
Let's see what we can do.
Come on and make it
Chorus
I ain't talkin' no big deals
I ain't made no plans myself.
I ain't talkin' no high heels
Maybe we could walk around all day long,
walk around all day long.
Chorus twice
Hey, hey

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 1:34 PM Permalink
KITCH

Artist: Foreigner Lyrics
Song: Waiting For A Girl Like You Lyrics

So long, I've been looking too hard, I've been waiting too long
Sometimes I don't know what I will find, I only know it's a matter of time
When you love someone, when you love someone
It feels so right, so warm and true, I need to know if you feel it too

Maybe I'm wrong, won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong
This heart of mine has been hurt before, this time I wanna be sure

I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life
I've been waiting for a girl like you, your loving will survive
I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive
Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life

You're so good, when we make love it's understood
It's more than a touch or a word can say
Only in dreams could it be this way
When you love someone, yeah, really love someone

Now I know it's right, from the moment I wake up till deep in the night
There's nowhere on earth that I'd rather be than holding you tenderly

I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life
I've been waiting for a girl like you, your loving will survive
I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive
Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life

I've been waiting, waiting for you, ooh, I've been waiting
I've been waiting
(I've been waiting for a girl like you, I've been waiting)
Won't you come into my life?

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 1:35 PM Permalink
KITCH

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
Desert loving in your eyes all the way
If I listen to your lies would you say
I'm a man without conviction, I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction, you come and go, you come and go

CHORUS:
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red gold and green, red gold and green

Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet, I heard you say
That my love was an addiction, when we cling our love is strong
When you go you're gone forever, you string along, you string along

CHORUS

Every day is like survival
You're my lover, not my rival
Every day is like survival
You're my lover, not my rival

I'm a man without conviction, I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction, you come and go, you come and go

CHORUS

CHORUS

CHORUS

had to end it with a classic song that had the 80's all over it!!!!

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 1:38 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

Hey there, all you middle men
Throw away your fancy clothes
And while you're out there sittin' on a fence
So get off your ass and come down here
'Cause rock 'n' roll ain't no riddle man
To me it makes good, good sense

Heavy decibels are playing on my guitar
We got vibrations coming up from the floor
We're just listening to the rock that's giving too much noise
Are you deaf, you wanna hear some more

We're just talkin' about the future
Forget about the past
It'll always be with us
It's never gonna die, never gonna die

CHORUS:
Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution
Rock 'n' roll ain't gonna die
Rock 'n' roll ain't no pollution
Rock 'n' roll it will survive

I took a look inside your bedroom door
You looked so good lying on your bed
Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love
You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead

We're just talkin' about the future
Forget about the past
It'll always be with us
It's never gonna die, never gonna die

CHORUS

Rock 'n' roll is just rock 'n' roll

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 1:46 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass i'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
We're gonna make a big noise

So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me

Come on

Dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
So come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind

So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me

Get stoned

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Come on
Oooh

Gonna roll around
Gonna hit the ground
Take another swing
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on all the boys
Make a noise

Chorus
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me

Have a drink oooooooon me


[Edited by on Apr 10, 2005 at 01:58pm.]

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 1:49 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...


[Edited by on Apr 10, 2005 at 01:59pm.]

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 1:57 PM Permalink
me2

hahahahahahahahha OMG! I almost spit my chili out Kitch!
I just watched that movie the other night too -

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 2:01 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no sinch
When i wanna get her goin'
Then i whip out my big ten inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night i tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
Now whip out your big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

I'll cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she puts on my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go smokin'
And liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 2:09 PM Permalink
KITCH

I thought it would be a little bit "2 easy" if I posted any kenny logins song...

geez..

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 2:10 PM Permalink
Clue Master

 


This wrinkle in time, I can’t give it no credit
I thought about my space and I really got me down
(got me down)
Got me so down, I got me a headache
My heart is crammed in my cranium and it still knows how to pound

I was counting the rings
And I fell me into sleep
I peeked to see if you were way back when
I was counting the trees
Until a day when there was one
I’d hoped beneath, asleep is where that you had been

This wrinkle in time, I can’t give it no credit
I thought about my space and I really got me down
(got me down)
Got me so down, I got me a headache
My heart is crammed in my cranium and it still knows how to pound

Well, I found you
Maybe you can help me
And I can help you

This wrinkle in time, I can’t give it no credit
I thought about my space and I really got me down
(got me down)
Got me so down, I got me a headache
My heart is crammed in my cranium and it still knows how to pound
Got me so down, I got me a headache
My heart is crammed in my cranium and it still knows how to pound
This wrinkle in time, I can’t give it no credit
I thought about my space and I really got me down
(got me down)

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 6:54 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Thanks for the AC/DC Gramps

Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
Oh she steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six
You could say she's got it all

Never had a woman
Never had a woman like you
Doing all the things
Doing all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone

CHORUS:
You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
And you're a whole lotta woman

Oh honey you can do it
Do it to me all night long
Only one to turn
Only one to turn me on
All through the night time
And right around the clock
To my surprise
Rosie never stops

CHORUS:
You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
And you're a whole lotta woman


You're a whole lotta Rosie
You're a whole lotta woman-an-an-an, yeah yeah yeah
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta woman
Whole lotta woman

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 6:57 PM Permalink
ares

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety

dan, you never cease to impress! you haven't lived, however, until you witness someone singing that whilst playing an acoustic guitar drunk off his ass at an allison wonderland hottub party.

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 7:19 PM Permalink
mucluck

When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend
Fred was kind, with good intent
But just a little different

Oh, special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright intead
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit

We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
I liked math, and the spelling bee
Fred liked talking to a tree

Oh, special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit

I ran track, hung out in malls
Fred ran headfirst into walls
I had girls, and lots of clothes
Fred had names for all his toes

Oh, special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit

One day while talking to special Fred
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
That special Fred just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Fred is fine
Yeah he's a f---ing Einstein

Oh, Special Fred (and me)
Now we're not right in the head (you see)
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That bastard Fred made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit ... special

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 7:25 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Funny stuff mucluck. LOL

I actually like Breakfast Club quite a bit.  I guess I never thought too deep about such a shallow movie like that.  80's movies are a lot like 80's music.  Most of the popular ones are very topical and don't hold much substance. 

 


[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Apr 10, 2005 at 08:19pm.]

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 8:06 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Your post was fine RB. Why did ya delete it?

Maybe he's being passive aggressive?

Redbear Apr 10, 2005 07:52 pm

Me2, I just saw the breakfast club too! What a really pathetic, sad display - 5 people sitting around bitching about all of the people in their life - making up lies about them, too afraid to confront people out in the open, being passive agressive because they're cowards - they can't live out in the open, they hide behind secrecy and lies. I just couldn't imagine 5 people more pathetic, stupid, and horrible in the world.

THX, you're a movie buff - do you hate 80's movies as much as I do???

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 8:19 PM Permalink
Redbear

Nah, I'm not being passive agressive.  I just have a sense of humor that is degrading to others, bringing them down, so I thought I'd be a grown-up and take it down.  I'd appreciate it if you'd respect that and do the same, since you are the moderator of this and all.

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 8:29 PM Permalink
THX 1138

See, I don't always get to say what I want because I am the moderator.

Tell you what.

I don't want this job anymore anyway so....


[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Apr 10, 2005 at 08:35pm.]

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 8:33 PM Permalink
KITCH

Artist: The Grateful Dead Lyrics
Song: Uncle John's Band Lyrics
Well the first days are the hardest days,
Don't you worry any more, 'Cause when life looks like easy
Street, there is danger at your door.
Think this through with me, let me know your mind.
Woh - oh, what I want to know, is are you kind?

It's a buck dancer's choice my friend; better take my advice.
You know all the rules by now and the fire from ice.
Will you come with me, won't you come with me?
Woh - oh, what I want to know, will you come with me?

Goddamn, well I declare, have you seen the like?
Their walls are built of cannonballs, their motto is
Don't tread on me. Come hear Uncle John's Band playing
To the tide, come with me, or go alone.

It's the same story the crow told me;
It's the only one he knows.
Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Ain't no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Woh - oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?

I live in a silver mine and I call it Beggar's Tomb;
I got me a violin and I beg you call the tune
Anybody's choice, I can hear your voice.
Woh - oh, what I want to know, how does the song go?

Come hear the Uncle John's Band by the riverside
Got some things to talk about, here beside the risin' tide
Come hear Uncle John's Band playing to the tide,
Come on along, or go alone,
He's come to take his children home.
Woh - oh, what I want to know, how does the song go?

Come hear Uncle John's Band by the riverside,
Got some things to talk about here beside the risin' tide.
Come hear Uncle John's Band playing to the tide, come on
Along or go alone, he's come to take his children home.

give me god rights (cept the news and other shit you want)...I'll take it over then...like its going to matter after June 1st ...according to other threads..

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 8:35 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Redbear Apr 10, 2005 07:52 pm

Me2, I just saw the breakfast club too! What a really pathetic, sad display - 5 people sitting around bitching about all of the people in their life - making up lies about them, too afraid to confront people out in the open, being passive agressive because they're cowards - they can't live out in the open, they hide behind secrecy and lies. I just couldn't imagine 5 people more pathetic, stupid, and horrible in the world.

THX, you're a movie buff - do you hate 80's movies as much as I do???

That's not how Breakfast Club goes at all. Plus, how could you hate Emilio Estavez? That guy rocks.

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 9:12 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

Thanks for the AC/DC Gramps

My pleasure. Luckily, you didn't have to listen to me singing it!

you haven't lived, however, until you witness someone singing that whilst playing an acoustic guitar drunk off his ass at an allison wonderland hottub party.

LOL, it appears I missed something again.

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 9:17 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I've got three favorite cars
That get most of my job done.
Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
I've got and, but, and or,
They'll get you pretty far.

And
That's an additive, like this and that.
But
That's sort of the opposite,
not this but that.
And then there's or
O-R, when you have a choice like
This or that
And, but, and or,
Get you pretty far.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two boxcars and making them run right.
Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice,
Hey that's nice
Dirty but happy, digging and scratching,
Losing your shoe and a button or two
He's poor but honest, sad but true,
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two cars to one
When you say something like this - choice
Either now or later
Or no choice:
Neither now nor ever
Hey that's clever
Eat this or that
Grow thin or fat
Never mind, I wouldn't do that
I'm fat enough now!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like
Out of the frying pan and into the fire
He cut loose the sandbags,
but the balloon wouldn't go any higher
Let's go up to the mountains
Or down to the sea
You should always say "Thank you,"
Or at least say "Please."

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
in complex sentences like,
In the morning, when I am usually wide awake,
I love to take a walk through the gardens
and down by the lake, where I usually see a
duck and a drake, and I wonder as I walk by
what they would say if they could speak,
although I know that's an absurd thought.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up cars and making them function.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, watch that function.
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 9:20 PM Permalink
me2

I think someone was singing that at the party last night

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 9:21 PM Permalink
ares

LOL, it appears I missed something again.

yup. that was one fun party!

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 9:25 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

As I walk thru the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an omish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity.
At 4:30 in the morning I’m milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows. Fool!
And I’ve milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I’m a man of the land I’m in too discipline
Got bible in my hand and a beard on chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699.

We’ve been spendin’ most our lives livin’ in an omish paradise
I churn butter once or twice livin’ in an omish paradise
It’s hard working sacrifice livin’ in an omish paradise
We sell croops at discount price livin’ in an omish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don’t care in fact I wish him well
Because I’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in hell
But I ain’t never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An omish with a tool you know that’s unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black. Fool!
If you come to visit you’ll be bored to tears
We haven’t even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain’t really quaint, so please don’t point and stare
We’re just technologically impaired
There’s no phone, no lights, no motor cop, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it’s as primitive as can be.

We’ve been spendin most our lives livin’ in an omish paradise
We’re just plain and simple guys livin’ in an omish paradise
There’s no time for sin and vice livin’ in an omish paradise
We don’t fight we all play nice livin’ in an omish paradise

Hitchin’ up the buggy, churnin’ lots of butter
Raise the barn on Monday; soon I’ll raise another
Think you’re really righteous? Think you’re pure in heart?
When I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art
I’m the pious guy the little omelets wanna be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don’t be vain and don’t be whiny
Or else my brother or I might have to get medieval on your heiny
We’ve been spendin’ most our lives livin’ in an omish paradise
We’re all crazy midi knights livin’ in an omish paradise
There’s no cops or traffic lights livin’ in an omish paradise
But you probably think it bites livin’ in an omish paradise

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 9:26 PM Permalink
Redbear

Tim, of that you're right - Emelio Estevez really does save that movie.  And so does Judd what's his name.

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 9:29 PM Permalink
ares

coolio got all over weird al for that one too. gotta love it though.

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 9:29 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

Yeah, Weird Al's manager told him he got the O.K. to do it, but he didn't. Coolio was mad and Al appologized. Love that version though.

[Edited by on Apr 10, 2005 at 09:34pm.]

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 9:33 PM Permalink
Med2k

Emiliooooooooooooo!

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 9:36 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

And all the goyimsay I'm pretty fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho


Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniksand none of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to dies for - he really knows his shtick


So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Workin' like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer

Just grab your yarmulkaand
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

And all the goyimsay I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)

He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshuggaand he's hardly a schlemiel

But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!

People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He's such a macher'cause he worked his tuchisoff
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul

What's not to like? What's not to like?
On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulkaand
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always shlepon down for a wedding or a briss
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip
The parents pay the moyland he gets to keep the tip

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey


Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho


He's doin' well, I gotta kvell

The yentaslove him, even shicksasthink he's swell
Show up at his home, he says "Shalom"
And "Have some cake - you want some cake?"
Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklemptthat I could plotz

So grab your yarmulka

The one you got for Chanukah

Let's put on our yarmulkasand
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 9:41 PM Permalink
me2

Med2K-that movie ROCKS! hilarious!

Sun, 04/10/2005 - 11:29 PM Permalink
KITCH

Sitting on the bus
Looking through the window
And I close my eyes
I see the shade of your smiling face
Your smiling face
When you walk in through the door
Smiling face
Like I've never seen before

Standing in the rain
Nearly washed the day away
Then I think of you
I know the sight of your smiling face
Your smiling face
And it's always here with me
Smiling face
Well I wonder could it be

Chorus:
I still know
That I'm never gonna find you
But I do believe
That you're standing right behind
Will I ever get
The answer to my question
Life will go on, on

Lying on my bed
Staring at the ceiling
Then I close my eyes again
The only thing that's clear to me
Is your smiling face
Maybe I should wake again
Smiling face
Maybe I should let it end

Chorus

I'm really hoping for a good rain!! My drive is full of dust and dirt....I want it to wash away....

Mon, 04/11/2005 - 5:50 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Whiskey Drinkin' Woman
Nazareth
(Hair Of The Dog)

Close up the bar you know the gates of the brewery
She's out there every night
And she sure ain't drinkin' tea
I love that woman, she's the best one that I had
But she's got this habit now and it sure is gettin' bad

chorus:

That whiskey drinkin' woman
Is makin' a poor man out of me

She's got bottles in the kitchen
Even got them in my bed
Most times I see her now
She's three parts out of her head
Don't know where I went wrong
I sure try to treat her right
But it sure upsets me
Seein' her juiced up every night.

chorus:

lead:

Got to solve this problem
Won't you help me find the key
The way that things are going
I'll have to buy the distillery
She just stands there smilin'
With a whiskey in each hand
Got to think of something
Don't know how much I can stand

chorus:

Got to get myself together, start workin' something out
Maybe if I tried some booze, I'd know what it's about
I love that woman, she's the best one that I had
But she's got this problem now
And it sure is gettin' bad.

chorus:

lead:

Mon, 04/11/2005 - 7:30 AM Permalink
KITCH

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade

I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus' garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade.

We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting our head on the sea bed
In an octopus' garden near a cave

We would sing and dance around
because we know we can't be found
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade

We would shout and swim about
The coral that lies beneath the waves
(Lies beneath the ocean waves)
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Knowing they're happy and they're safe
(Happy and they're safe)

We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden with you.

Mon, 04/11/2005 - 9:14 AM Permalink
Frosti

I like that song!

Mon, 04/11/2005 - 9:34 AM Permalink
mucluck

Thanks Kitch...one of my favorite songs :)

Mon, 04/11/2005 - 12:52 PM Permalink
KITCH

http://www.harbour.sfu.ca/~hayward/van/van.html

...I've spent all morning this site...geez...

just about every little link has cool stuff...

like under
"Van Morrison Bibliography"
then
"ETC"
then
"Influences & cited works" (near the top)

really cool...

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 7:30 AM Permalink
me2

 


Monk & Neagle
  --
Dancing With The Angels

Memories surround me
But sadness has found me
I’d do anything for more time
Never before has someone meant more
And I can’t get you out of my mind
There is so much that I don’t understand
But I know

You’re dancing with the angels
Walking in new life
You’re dancing with the angels
Heaven fills your eyes

angels

You had love for your family
Love for all people
Love for the Father, and Son
Your heart will be heard
In you unspoken words
Through generations to come
There is so much that I don’t understand
But I know 

We’re only here for such a short time
So I’m gonna stand up
Shout out
And sing Hallelujah
One day I’ll see you again

You’re dancing with the angels
Walking in new life
You’re dancing with the angels
Heaven fills your eyes

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 4:03 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Talk about bawling my eyes out.  Shit!

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 5:25 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

At first I thought it was "Fly to the Angels" by Slaughter

Pictures of you--
oh, theyre still on my mind--
you had the smile--
that could light up the world--
now it rains--
it seems the sun never shines--
and I drive--
down--
this lonely lonely road--
oooo I got this feelin'--
girl I gotta let you go--

(Chorus)--
'cause now youve got to fly--
(fly high)--
fly to the angels--
heaven awaits your heart--
and flowers bloom in your name--
you've got to fly--
(fly high)--
fly to the angels--
all the stars in the night--
shine in your name--

though it hurts me--
way deep inside--
when I took a look--
and found that you're not there--
I tried to convince myself--
that the PAIN--
the PAIN is still not gone--
but still I drive--
down--
this lonely lonely road--
oo I got this feeling--
girl I gotta let you go--

(repeat chorus)

FLYYYY!!!--
(musical interlude)--
oo yeah--
(musical interlude)--
and still I drive --
down--
this lonely lonely road--
oo I got this feelin' --
oh--
I can't let you go--
BUT I KNOW that youve got to fly--
(fly high)--
fly to the angels--
heaven awaits your heart--
and flowers bloom in your name--
you've gotta fly--
(fly high)--
fly to the angels--
all the stars in the sky--
SHINE IN YOUR NAME YEAH--
OW!--
oo--oo--oo (repeat)--
I'm gonna miss you--
gonna miss you girl--
oo.

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 6:09 PM Permalink
me2

wow grandpaDZ I havn't heard that in a long time- thank you -

hug for Clue Master


[Edited by on Apr 12, 2005 at 06:35pm.]

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 6:35 PM Permalink
me2

I used to watch that video all the time! WOW! Thats when I had MTV 15 years ago :P

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 8:29 PM Permalink
me2

well 10 years ago -lets not get too old too quick

Tue, 04/12/2005 - 8:30 PM Permalink
me2






 





Days of Thunder


Wed, 04/13/2005 - 12:06 PM Permalink