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Stupid stuff that only semi relates to anything

Submitted by THX 1138 on

You read the title.

me2

soooo, lately I rarely have messages on my answering machine because if I am not online my 13 year old is, which ties up the telephone line and no one can get through! ... I just happen to get a message yesterday, surprised, I hit PLAY...

(I guess the beginning of the message got cut off -which makes this even funnier-keep in mind...this was one recording talking to another recording-hahaha...)

the recording started off saying: "call 266 "BLOW" for further information"


::m&m actually shakes her head really fast to knock her hearing back into focus:: 

then it goes on to say there is an emergency snow plow in effect and it repeats the phone number---sure enough, instead of just repeating the actual numbers in the phone number or even saying "266 B-L-O-W" -he says the word "blow"!!!!

I couldn't believe it! hahahahaha

 

 


[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Feb 21, 2005 at 08:21am.]

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 9:18 AM Permalink
me2

warning! Mixing fukitol and liquor could enhance the power of everything on THX's list.

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 9:19 AM Permalink
Pay Me

Is fukitol safe while driving and working......

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 9:21 AM Permalink
me2

ok, Mark and I went to a late lunch yesterday at the Rainforest Cafe at the MOA. (it isnt as good as it was when it first opened- higher prices and they dont use as much water when it rains during their rainstorms. we waited 50 minutes to get our food- among other troubles while waiting that just added to the terrible lunch date).Anyhow ... they sat us right next to a fish tank (which at first we thought cool)-then we figured out we were right on the busiest path in the restaurant for wait staff -I was just waiting in anticipation for one to hit my elbow and shove the fork into my face as they raced by me!

MY POINT of this post... you know the piece of paper the hostess has to seat people sometimes? the one that tells them what table to take them to? well she places it on the table and leaves us....
OUR TABLE #?...yup, sure enough!!! Table
69!

hahaha-


[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Feb 21, 2005 at 08:29am.]

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 9:27 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Wow, what are the chances of that happening! Cool!

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 9:29 AM Permalink
Randahl


Scribe's favorite movie is THX 1138.

OMG YOU ARE A PORN STAR!!! ROCK ON BRO~!

 

minneapolis area code JOE!


[Edited by on Feb 21, 2005 at 08:35am.]

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 9:32 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

all righty then....

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 9:54 AM Permalink
leelabell

Me2, didn't the recording say P-L-O-W? That's what my recording said.

 

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 10:13 AM Permalink
Clue Mistress

goodness...I wonder what was on her mind if it did say P and not B -hahahaha

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 10:24 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I think mine said PLOW also...

Get yer mind out of the gutter me2!

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 2:25 PM Permalink
FrozenButtox

The city of Mpls. gives everyone a phone call announcing plowing?  I can't believe people are on the news complaining about no notification.  If deep snow and a phone call isn't enough, what is?


Alcohol warning:consuming alcohol may lead you to believe that you'll save gas by having larger rear tires on vehicle because (it feels like) you're going downhill.

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 2:25 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey


The city of Mpls. gives everyone a phone call announcing plowing?


Not sure. St paul does though.

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 2:50 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

just call mr plow...doh!

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 4:07 PM Permalink
Oriongirl79

checkout my thread for the poker pics!

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 4:25 PM Permalink
KT

Dang! I must be spoiled living WAY out here in the 'burbs. Richfield had the streets, and the alleys plowed by 10 am yesterday, they hardly ever tow, or tag. They strew fresh rose petals on the streets every day, too.

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 5:17 PM Permalink
Scribe

Yeah, but they have that wierd ordinance that you have to paint your house aqua or salmon...doesn't it clash with the rose petals?

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 6:53 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

everything out here on the eastern shores of white bear lake was cleaned up quick too but we dont get the rose petals i guess you pay extra for that in richfield now my fingers are tired from typing a long post over at the saints board gotta rest before i go edit my freedom

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 7:20 PM Permalink
Big G

call mr. plow, that's my name, that name again is mr. plow

I love that Simpsons.

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 7:22 PM Permalink
Frosti

That name again is Mr. Plow...

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 9:18 PM Permalink
FrozenButtox

hehe

samich JOE!

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 9:35 PM Permalink
KITCH

I had a really good samich today..

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 9:38 PM Permalink
FrozenButtox

Did it look like this?


Mon, 02/21/2005 - 9:45 PM Permalink
FrozenButtox

I'll be okay.  I'll be okay.  I'll be okay...

Mon, 02/21/2005 - 9:54 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

I had a really good samich today..

What's the definition of "had" ??

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 12:19 AM Permalink
Clue Master

What's the definition of "had" ??

I want a samich like Kitch.  I'm dedicating all my samich Joe's to my bruda from now on!

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 12:36 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Like....

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 12:37 AM Permalink
Clue Master

This samich Joe!!


[Edited by on Feb 21, 2005 at 11:38pm.]

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 12:37 AM Permalink
me2

I was there-It was a GOOD sammich
you know me...I love to be in the middle of things ;)
(not really, but that had to be said)

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 4:30 AM Permalink
KT

M-O-O-N, that spells insomnia.

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 5:28 AM Permalink
Frosti

No no KT, you've got your Stephen King books all mixed up again.

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 6:28 AM Permalink
KT

Dang! That happens all the time.

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 8:19 AM Permalink
FrozenButtox

HELP! Does anyone know how to transfer a page off Publisher onto word?  Can I snapshot the page somehow?  Copying and pasting isn't working...

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 8:33 AM Permalink
leelabell

I'm confused - are sammich Joes and palina Joes the same thing?

FB, why isn't cutting and pasting working? What if you select all and paste special?

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 8:40 AM Permalink
OTiS

nice outside

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 8:51 AM Permalink
KT

When I confuse Stephen King and Rudyard Kipling all should run away.
Or Aesop and the poetry of Jim Morrison.

I can't help you with your 'puter problem. I still have a hard time finding all the letters.

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 8:59 AM Permalink
FrozenButtox

Thanks anyway Leela.  Nothins workin today.  Don't know why.  I'm just recreating it now instead of copying. 

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 9:00 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

where does the line form???

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 9:37 AM Permalink
KT

errrrr? Line? Huh? Brain death

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 10:42 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

im just tryin to find where the line will be others are trying to figure out where they are and i have to take a picture of my green baseball

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 10:53 AM Permalink
me2

line is in AWs mock hunt thread- but you gotta bring some Caribou

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 11:04 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

dont think thats the right line....the line im looking for also smells of italian sausages..just to confuse you even more ...and in this line you would find pabst or leinies before you would find caribou


[Edited by on Feb 22, 2005 at 10:31am.]

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 11:11 AM Permalink
KT

ahhh- the saints queue! Sorry, can't help you.

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 1:05 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

have been told many times i am beyond help

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 1:19 PM Permalink
me2

oh, by all means bring beer to the AW line
not a problem,
It's about time to order pizza anyhow

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 1:45 PM Permalink
Terry

FB - in the Publisher document, select all, then find the puzzle locking thingy at the bottom, click on that to lock the whole thing together.

Now copy and then paste into the new document.

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 4:34 PM Permalink
FrozenButtox

Thanks TV.  For some reason, today that way wasn't working.  I ended up just recreating the piece in word.  How the heck are you anyway? 

[Edited by on Feb 22, 2005 at 03:37pm.]

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 4:35 PM Permalink
FrozenButtox

I better get this samich JOE, I'm a little hungry...

Tue, 02/22/2005 - 4:36 PM Permalink