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What turns your crank



 

tim_the_hunter

spirited political debate with a good pal!
Tue, 09/06/2005 - 7:21 PM Permalink
me2

chipotle
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 9:52 AM Permalink
ares

seconded!
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 10:52 AM Permalink
ares

snuggling my wife.
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 10:52 AM Permalink
treasure chest

awwwwwww.... :grin:
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 10:54 AM Permalink
KITCH

...getting somebody to take the bait...HOOK LINE AND SINKER as well....
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 10:55 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Snuggling with ares wife
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 11:51 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Sorry ares, I couldn't resist.

:smile:
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 11:51 AM Permalink
ares

taken in good clean fun, jt!

tc would respond, but she's too busy hiding from scribe.
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 11:53 AM Permalink
THX 1138

For some reason, I thought that was funny as hell.

I literally laughed out loud.

I'm OK now.


We now return to our regularly scheduled nonsense...
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 11:56 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Snuggling with THX snuggling with ares wife all the while hiding from Scribe
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 12:22 PM Permalink
treasure chest

:sillygrin: need I say more....
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 1:44 PM Permalink
Scribe

snuggling my teddy bear.
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 2:41 PM Permalink
KITCH

..shhh....we didn't want everybody to know my nickname....
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 2:45 PM Permalink
me2

"One Flaw In Women"

By the time the Lord made woman,

He was into his sixth day of working overtime..

An angel appeared and said,

"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,

have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable

and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,

have a lap that can hold four children at one time,

have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart

-and she will do everything

with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements.

"Only two hands!? No way!

And that's just on the standard model?

That's too much work for one day.

Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested.

"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.

She already heals herself when she is sick

AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.

"But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed,

"but I have also made her tough.

You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied,

"Not only will she be able to think,

she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something,

and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.

"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.

I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak,"

the Lord corrected,

"that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,

her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,

her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed.

"You are a genius, Lord.

You thought of everything!

Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness,

love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about

a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss

can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you

to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love.

They have compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 3:30 PM Permalink
KITCH

boycotting "WHITE RAIN"
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 3:36 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Women
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 4:07 PM Permalink
Pay Me

Are you sure you posted in the right thread the CM?
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 4:10 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Oh, it's in both baby. Believe me. :wink:
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 4:12 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Thanks Kitch!
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 4:18 PM Permalink
me2

going to KMart and having it be cleaner than any KMart I have EVER been in in 30 years!!!!!

WOW!! I told the supervisor how impressed Sarah and I were.

I am a Target shopper. I like color coordination and organization. I don't like P.O.P. in the aisles.

however Walmart did have Ipods for 198.27

(almost $1.73 cheaper than Target :eyeroll: )

so I say to Sarah "check that out, we are walking out of Walmart with nothin" how cool is that? (me knowing I never get out of any store without forking out $50 for something) ...she says "we could walk out with an Ipod"! oooooh funny girl :chagrin: :eyeroll:
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 7:25 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

which Kmart was it?
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 8:33 PM Permalink
KITCH

just don't make me buy the stuff down the road...
Wed, 09/07/2005 - 9:47 PM Permalink
cocorosie

being sick on a nice rainy day sleeping for about 20 hours and just taking it easy! :smile:
Thu, 09/08/2005 - 11:48 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

percoset, morphine
Thu, 09/08/2005 - 7:03 PM Permalink
ares

vicodin.
Thu, 09/08/2005 - 7:10 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Beer :ooh:
Thu, 09/08/2005 - 10:18 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Crack! Whores!

Crack Whores!!

:confused: :eek:
Fri, 09/09/2005 - 12:00 AM Permalink
KITCH

dreams
Fri, 09/09/2005 - 4:55 AM Permalink
KC0GRN

getting my personal license plates for 18.50! :cool: of course it's my amateur radio callsign, but to me, it works like personal.

Yep, this year you'll know which park I'm in for the hunt.
Fri, 09/09/2005 - 9:06 AM Permalink
ares

damn. mine costs us 25 bucks. every year. of course, that goes into the u's scholarship fund.
Fri, 09/09/2005 - 9:22 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Little red stars
Fri, 09/09/2005 - 2:14 PM Permalink
KITCH

coolers that find stuff
Fri, 09/09/2005 - 7:36 PM Permalink
KITCH

Tooth Fairy coming to my house for the first time.
Fri, 09/09/2005 - 7:37 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Have fun with that daddy. A new duty for ya.

Being a dad
Sat, 09/10/2005 - 3:36 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Sat, 09/10/2005 - 7:08 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

friends
Sat, 09/10/2005 - 8:10 PM Permalink
OTiS

Friends
Sat, 09/10/2005 - 8:38 PM Permalink
mucluck

Hugs from friends
Sat, 09/10/2005 - 8:40 PM Permalink
OTiS

Flashy things on fine friends :wink:
Sat, 09/10/2005 - 8:42 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Sleepy time
Sun, 09/11/2005 - 6:31 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

touche
Sun, 09/11/2005 - 8:14 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

tushy
Sun, 09/11/2005 - 8:14 AM Permalink
KITCH

sleep

and I really wish I could
Sun, 09/11/2005 - 2:10 PM Permalink
KITCH

free dq from the girl i work with whos dad owns dq

seeing beckie with her bra in her hands
Sun, 09/11/2005 - 2:15 PM Permalink
KITCH

A Wide-out for the packers with a torn ACL
Sun, 09/11/2005 - 8:05 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

come on, that's not right.

the fact that the packers have run into some misfortune...

the fact that acl surgery has made leaps and bounds recently and said reciever will be able to walk someday
Sun, 09/11/2005 - 8:43 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

A san fransisco reciever that changed his name legally to OTiS earlier this week and then returned a kickoff 95 yards for a TD against the rams today!
Sun, 09/11/2005 - 9:20 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Yawn

Don't we have a sports thread around here somewhere?
Mon, 09/12/2005 - 4:08 AM Permalink