see what happens when I don't come around for a while? Shed goes to pot! noone hangs out here anymore :( well, I'm back...invitations are in the mail lets get this party started...
but we can have Queens... ::sneaks in a disco balls::
a castle (shed) has to have a Queen!
Friday night and the lights are low Looking out for the place to go Where they play the right music, getting in the swing You come in to look for a King Anybody could be that guy Night is young and the music's high With a bit of rock music, everything is fine You're in the mood for a dance And when you get the chance...
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
You're a teaser (THX), you turn 'em on Leave them burning and then you're gone Looking out for another, anyone will do You're in the mood for a dance And when you get the chance...
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
::sneaks over and places Christmas lights around the eaves and windows of the shed, replaces that space hat with a santa hat on that goofy man in the window and a wreath goes on the door::
You know, I wouldn't have to stand here doing this if you people would just give to the cause. See, then I could just take my bell and go away. Think about it! Small price to pay, no?
::Drops collection bucket in the bomb containment unit foresightedly placed behind me for just this contingency, listens with resignation as the bucket and all the money collected so far is blown to smithereens.::
see what happens when I don't come around for a while?
Shed goes to pot!
noone hangs out here anymore :(
well, I'm back...invitations are in the mail
lets get this party started...
"she's a brick - house"
oh yeah...
she's mighty mighty, lettin' it all hang out
Get the hell out!!!
Dat boye just don't got no funk
we want the funk, give us the funk!
we want the funk, give us the funk!
This ain't no party!
This ain't no disco!
This ain't no fooling around.
No time for dancing!
Or lovey dovey!
I ain't got time for that now!
Get the hell out!!!
- NO DOVES and NO Dolphins allowed -
but we can have Queens...
::sneaks in a disco balls::
a castle (shed) has to have a Queen!
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a King
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
You're a teaser (THX), you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
I think THX wants us out so he can dance around in his underwear under the new disco ball ;)
And if THX starts dancing around in his underwear, I really will get the hell out!
me2 12/3/03 10:52am
ABBA?
WTF?
Now THAT was uncalled for.
You don't come into a GUYS shed, singing ABBA!
btw: I always post in my underwear.
Just ask Scribe.
Now get the hell out!
Hey where did my friend Fernando go? Apparently scared off by that damn landlord I suppose
At least you're not dancing, thank heavens for that!
Admit it, I'm just too much man for ya.
::convulses with laughter, decides you just gotta love a guy with a sense of humor, settles in for an extended stay::
:)
::sneaks over and places Christmas lights around the eaves and windows of the shed, replaces that space hat with a santa hat on that goofy man in the window and a wreath goes on the door::
::convulses with laughter,
Hey, how rude can you be? That booty shaking wasn't meant to be funny!
decides you just gotta love a guy with a sense of humor, settles in for an extended stay::
How is it, that everything always backfires on me in my own shed?
It's time to get Homererotic!
groan
We need to get into the holiday spirit here.
::gets a Salvation Army bucket and a bell and stands by the door of the shed ringing the hell out of it::
gets a Salvation Army bucket and a bell and stands by the door of the shed ringing the hell out of it::
Oh god! does it never end! I hate those things!!
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
Grabs bell and throws it as far as he can
::shrugs and pulls out backup bell::
You know, I wouldn't have to stand here doing this if you people would just give to the cause. See, then I could just take my bell and go away. Think about it! Small price to pay, no?
</extortionist>
I gave at K-mart, I gave at Target, I gave at Best Buy, but everywhere I go, the bastards keep ringing the bells!!!
We're following you. :)
Aaaaaaahhhhh!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
:: Grabs bell from LL, throws it on the ground, runs over it with my van, drops a bomb in the money slot, runs like hell!::
yaaaay!
Christmas Shed
::Drops collection bucket in the bomb containment unit foresightedly placed behind me for just this contingency, listens with resignation as the bucket and all the money collected so far is blown to smithereens.::
Darn it, now I'll have to start all over again.
::Takes out replacement bell and bucket.::
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
P.S. Very nice, Digger!
Thank you ESD.
Now get the hell out!
Looks good ESD. Burrrrr.