THX's Shed (The Pentagon): Stay the hell out! - That means YOU

::resumes installation of harvest gold shag carpet::

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No. :)

::Me2 walks in, looking around in amazement of the changes::

WOW!!!! I love what you've done with the place!!!

::hands THX a cyberhoe with a green bow on it as a shed warming gift:: :)

WOW!!!! I love what you've done with the place!!!

including the, um, aroma?

including the, um, aroma?

does your girlfriend know you like to live this way?

"Maybe. Ha ha ha. It did sound a little wet didn't it? Right at the end. Oooh! Let's have a smell. Alright. Ooh wafting, wafting. Ooh everyone likes their own brand don't they? This is magic! Alright. Analysis. Oh smells like carrots and throw-up. Oh that could gag a maggot. A smell like hot sick, ass and a dead carcass. Oh even Stink would say that stinks! You know when you go to an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you go 'What are they cooking?' That plus crap!"

does your girlfriend know you like to live this way?

uh huh.

you probly sit on her and subject her to your 'bad' habit!

no i just point and shoot.

unlike someone's daughter i know...

you have a daughter?

 i was talking about your daughter. who in doing that to me, i was told, indoctrinated me into "one of the guys".

well 'one of the guys'... I'm 'one of the girls' ;)

why don't you meet me out back of THX's shed in a minute ;)

in a minute i'll be done ;)

meet me inside and close the lace curtains please ;)

are those the new shed hinges squeekin'?

are those the new shed hinges squeekin'?

here. i got a little something that'll take care of that.

:: closing curtains ::

me!!

in a minute i'll be done ;)

yup, you were right-
now pick up all those tools you knocked over!

 i still won though.

THX-you may not want to go in there for a couple days.

::sees THX placing a
USED SHED FOR SALE
sign in his front yard::

::begins to wonder exactly why THX has a love shack on his property in the first place::

Sung byAres and the Cooler Chicks

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
a few blocks to the... Love Shack ! Love Shack yeah
I´m headin ´ down the St Clair Street, lookin ´ for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway , love getaway ,
I got me a car, it´s as big as a whale and we´re headin ´ on down
To the Love Shack
I got me a MUSTANG , it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby , Love Shack bay-bee.
Love baby , that´s where it´s at, Ooo love baby , that´s where it´s at
Sign says .. Woo... stay away fools , ´cause love rules at the Love Shack !
Well it´s set way back in the corner of THX's backyard,
Just a COOLER old shack and I gotta get back
Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on St. Clair
Glitter on the lace curtains
Glitter on the cyberhoe
The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby ! Love Shack , that´s where it´s at!
Huggin ´ and a kissin ´, dancin ´ and a lovin ´, wearin ´ next to nothing
Cause it´s hot as the Vulcans
The whole shack shimmies ! The whole shack shimmies when everybody ´s
Movin ´ around and around and around !
Everybody ´s movin ´, everybody ´s groovin ´ baby !
Folks linin ´ up outside just to get down
Everybody ´s movin ´, everybody ´s groovin ´ baby
Cooler little shack ! Cooler little shack !
Hop in my MUSTANG , it´s as big as a whale and it´s about to set sail !
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money .
Bang bang bang on the door baby ! Knock a little louder baby !
Bang bang bang on the door baby ! I can´t hear you
Your what?... HING ES, squeekin !
Love Shack , baby Love Shack !
Love baby , that´s where it´s at
Huggin ´ and a kissin ´, dancin ´ and a lovin ´ at the love shack

::gets DOWN::

::BANG, BANG, BANG on the door::

Baby!

<---------------- Comophobic

have you heard of the CCA THX?
Maybe they can start holding meetings in your shed/shack?

Hey THX, I love what you've done with the place. ;-)

But look how happy THX is in there--I bet he just loves it! :)

Oh That's good!

Now didn't we talk last night about having too much times on your hands? ;)

If this is the Pentagon Shack there should be a security metal detector at the door...Jakes got one ;)

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Thanks CM, that's the funniest.

;-)

me2's right, I need a damn job already

you did good CM - you got 2 dozen :)

I am sure there are flower petals on the threshhold and leading inside :)

you did good CM - you got 2 dozen :)

::Marks up several brownie points to CM's scorecard::

hehe you said score hehe

Way Funny THX. I just now noticed that you are using that pix as a header for this thread. Real nice. You frilly frack you. ;-) Ass flowers?

love the shed.

::sneaks in, put's a bottle of 100 proof southern comfort on the coffee table for THX::

Thought you might need a little comfort since they fru-frued your love shack :)

::Seeing that THX is in need of comfort, slips a pair of pink bunny slippers on his feet and gives him a nice cup of chamomile tea to go with his drink. Turns up the sound on the Michael Bolton CD on the sound system. Tiptoes out, leaving THX to enjoy it all. ::

I guess I'm gonna have to find something a little stronger!

::put's a bottle of bacardi 151 on the table::