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Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Red Bull Energy Drink Inventor.
(Mr. Red Bull Energy Drink Inventor)
Without you we would fall asleep on our shovels after a long night of doing nothing more then walking around a park drinking Schnapps.
(Glucuronolactone!)
After a 6 pack, the clues seem all so clear and easy. Must be the Calcium Pantothenate.
(Vitalizing Mind and Body)
When its cold outside and I'm shaking....I just blame it on my caffine and taurine. I just hope my heart keeps racing.
(You give me wings!)
So crack open an ice cold bud light mr. master of a caffeine high, because as far as we're concerned, we can do without sleep for 12 days.
(Mr. Red Bull Energy Drink Inventor)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Bartender at Buggs Bar.
(Mr. Bartender at Buggs Bar)
We wouldn't want to have your job for 12 days out of the year. Being the home of the Medallionators must make your ears bleed.
(At least they tip for your pain!)
Sure there's danger year around- vinyl chairs, pulltabs stuck in your fingernail, glass in your ice...and a backed up toilet?
(But Jake will tell you stories!)
Your keen instincts tell you to stick to activities of cleaning out ashtrays vs. talking to Jake and Donny. And if that doesn't work, you can get stick a knife in your ear.
(Did you know donny was finder?!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, keeper of the bar-rag, because we all know, when the going gets tough, the tough get stay at buggs until clue 12.
(Mr. Bartender at Buggs Bar)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Treasure Hunters Guide Map Guy.
(Mr. Treasure Hunters Guide Map Guy)
Tthrough the magic of your pencils and expensive computer software, you give us somebody to blame for not finding it.
(Leaving out the good spots)
They said the crosby map was a waste....but without you we wouldn't have known about the Octagonal flower garden.
(You had it all planned out)
While lesser men would waste time with details, you had visions of selling books in the parking lot
(Considering renting out shovels)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. I got an B in 3rd grade Art Class, because you and I know that a day in the park isn't complete without a selling at least 2 books.
(Mr. Treasure Hunters Guide Map Guy)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you Mr. Camo Crew Medallion Hunter.
(Mr. Camo Crew Medallion hunter)
Your amazing skills of deception can trick another hunter into thinking you are a tree out for a walk or a shrub having a cup of coffee.
(Shrub having coffee)
Tirelessly, you perfect your artistry, of clearing snow in an open field, with sense of knowledge of being in the right spot, all in spectacular shades of green.
(Green, green, and green)
Thanks to you we know we are in the wrong park when you are digging in the park because you are just another spotter.
(Spotter and bouncer in one)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light Mr. Camo Crew Medallion Hunter because when it comes to blending in, you really stand out.
(Mr. Keeper of the Large Hoes)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Father of Skiing 1908-1988.
(Mr. Father of Skiing)
When conventional wisdom said their must be an pappy of the wood on the feet, you dared to dream.
(Dared to dream)
But you inspired to go down in history as the Father.....and create a name for yourself.
(Who are you again?)
You made skiing your baby, and people cheered
(Oh!)
But you were satisfied. you said, "Wait, i think I don't wanna be the grandfather."
(Nice to be humble)
Aand so skiing was born. So crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Name On a Cliff, because without you skiing would have never been world famous in Battle Creek Park.
(Thank you thank you thank you!)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Peppermint Schnapps Guy.
(Mr. Peppermint Schnapps Guy!)
Without you, how would we ever talk to the stranger standing in line behind us? You give us the courage to make new friends.
(Its the booze!)
You ask us to "take a pull" and ask us to take a "big gulp" off of your chalice.
(Master of the pick up lines!)
Only you could come 5 minutes before the door opens and weasel your way into the front of the line.
(Post it note line holder!)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light, oh keeper of the flask. You try very hard, to make us very very warm.
(I love you man!)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. I'm Running Outta Vacation Days Guy.
(Mr. I'm Running Outta Vacation Days Guy)
You are afraid of calling in sick because you don't want to get in trouble. So you hunt all night and sleep at work instead.
(Is it nap time yet?)
You sit at your computer all day long just re-googling an easy clue all day long.
(Its not an anagram.........windowlicker)
If it weren't for you mr.I'm running outta vacation days guy, the parks would be boring in the middle of the night.
(Better off to stay at the bar)
So crack open an ice cold bud light for Mr. I'm Running Outta Vacation Days Guy, because the more you work, the greater your chance you can find an good anagram that is worthless anyways.
(You got extra letters left over)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Annoying Flashy Headlamp Guys.
(Mr. Annoying Flashy Headlamp Guys)
More than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your blinkys says "hey guys, look at me".
(Its not intimidating)
Even if the temperature is roasting hot 90 degrees you'd keep covered like a Ninja in a sauna.
(your scarves are all slimy inside)
You get out of a mini-van like cheesy bank robbers and stand in line by yourselves without saying a word to anybody.
(Even Jake doesn't bite)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light for the Mr. we are too ugly to show our faces, then crack open another for them since they won't even show their face for a sip.
(Have one for them)

Mud Light presents: Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Jelly Donut Medallion Stuffer.
(Mr. Jelly Donut Medallion Stuffer)
Many a night you pondered the question "How can i get some jelly and a medallion shoved into a plain powdered donut's blowhole?"
(In the blowhole!)
Inspiration, and perspiration, led you to invent the answer: The jelly squirter will create enough lubricant.
(Super squirter!)
Late at night, all night, you worked your squirter so that we could wake up satisfied and enjoy our breakfast jelly with a medallion inside treat.
(Work Work Work Work Work your squirter!)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light Mr. Jelly Doughnut Medallion Stuffer, nobody else takes it to the hole quite the way you do.
(Mr. Jelly Doughnut Medallion Stuffer!)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)
 

Today we salute you, Mr. Lobby Security Guy.
(Mr. Lobby Security Guy)
For weeks upon weeks you have trouble staying awake. But for 12 days you inspire us to greatness.
(Thanks for letting us in)
Just because you don't have a gun we still respect you. You don't kick us out of the building after getting a paper.
(Do you know the clue writer?)
While you act like you couldn't care less about our treasure hunt, I know deep down inside...... you don't
(It's just a medallion)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light, oh tzar of the lobby and continue to keep that lobby safe other 353 days of the year.
(Enjoy your naps)