"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."
The first one is Terminator. I don't know the rest.
Now I remember the Breakfast Club one but, not the other two.
Chili Palmer: "Look at me.....look at me.... I'm the one telling you the way it is."
Mission Impossible II
Ethan Hunt:
<After receiving word of his mission and a lecture about informing his superiors of his wherabouts the next time he takes a vacation.>
"If I told you where I was, it wouldn't be a vacation."
59: austin powers, 60: spaceballs.
and i believe the quote is "ahh, i see your schwartz is longer than mine" as an aside: what self-respecting guy would say such a thing????
I think he actually says "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
you're right, frosti.
Damn straight.
Back to school
"Communism was just a red herring"
"Give my love to the princesses"
"The Chinaman is not the issue"
"I want my two dollars"
"by Friday night, they'll all be dyyyyiiinnngggg to play"
"Communism was just a red herring"
This ones driving me nuts. I just can't remember where I've heard this.
"I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is LIGHT beer?"
"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."
I recognize a few:
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Better Off Dead
Mallrats
I was back a few posts with
"Give my love to the Princesses" and "I want my two dollars."
"Gee Ricky, sorry your mom blew up."
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries."
"gove my live to the princesses" was definitely bill & ted's excellent adventure.
which one was biff, bud?
"Now run away, or I shall taunt you a second time."
"Just say no to marriage!"
"Don't ask me about my mother. She's dead to me!"
"Now run away, or I shall taunt you a second time."
RUN AWAY!
"Communism was just a red herring"
Tim Curry to the group well explaining whodunit in Clue
"Give my love to the princesses"
Ted Theodore Logan to himself in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
"The Chinaman is not the issue"
Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) to the Dude and Donny in The Big Lebowski
"I want my two dollars"
The paperboy to John Cusack's character in Better off dead
"by Friday night, they'll all be dyyyyiiinnngggg to play"
Leon to Candi and Sunshine in the movie Midnight Madness
"Tim Curry to the group well explaining whodunit in Clue"
Dang it, I knew I knew it!
"Communism was just a red herring"
Tim Curry to the group well explaining whodunit in Clue
"Give my love to the princesses"
Ted Theodore Logan to himself in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
"The Chinaman is not the issue"
Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) to the Dude and Donny in The Big Lebowski
"I want my two dollars"
The paperboy to John Cusack's character in Better off dead
"by Friday night, they'll all be dyyyyiiinnngggg to play"
Leon to Candi and Sunshine in the movie Midnight Madness
"Yeah, why don't you just go home and brush that tooth!"
Biology Teacher: "Alright, Lightman. Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex." David: "Um, your wife?"
Sloop? Sorry, I forgot.....he ain't famous....
Hardyhardyharharharharhar! ; )
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Bingo!
Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
Would you like to play a game?
Would you like to play a game?
the correct answer is: war games.
It's also the answer to:
"Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex."
Yee gads, it's been a long time since I've seen that movie.
The boss :"Frank, stop fu**ing Bob's wife, he doesn't like it"
Frank replies: "Yea, well I'm fu**ing your wife too"
The boss: "really ? Lucky bastard ! At least someone is, how is she ? "
Nope James Woods as the boss and Clint Eastwood as Frank
That one sounds like True Crime, but I don't think Clint was Frank, though.
I know that movie.
thought you'd like that...