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Cats or Dogs?

Submitted by THX 1138 on


The Voting Booth is Closed

As you can tell, this poll is VERY scientific in nature. Margin of error is a mere +/- 0.05%


Final Tally: 
Dog = 12 (Way to go, Quentin) 
Cat = 400,026 
Pig = 1 
Pet Rock = 1 
Firebelly Newt = 1 
Wombat = 4 (Includes other marsupials) 
Gerbil = 1 
Snakes= 1 
 

------------Honorable Mentions------------

 

Peacock = 0 (Though the peababies are damn cute).

 

Snow Leopards = 0 (Honorable mention)

 

Slow Lorises - Chunking Express loves em!

 

Fast Lorises - LUV2FLY will have nothing to do with those "Slow" Lorises.

 

Turtle = The turtle died

 

Stud Horse = 1 (just for having the word "stud" in his name)

 

L. Lionne


<retches again>

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 12:31 PM Permalink
ares

sorry.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 12:42 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

Back on the voting, exactly WHO was it who voted for all those marsupials?

And aren't marsupials really just a sub-species of cat?

Certainly seems so to me!

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 12:45 PM Permalink
ares

hmm. a kangaroo and a koala bear related to a cat. hmm.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 12:48 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Post of the day:
And aren't marsupials really just a sub-species of cat?

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 12:58 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

What is that painting you are using as your avatar? Looks sort of 14th century-ish....

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:03 PM Permalink
THX 1138



I can't tell you much other than it's from the original movie THX 1138 (The Lucas college version).

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:13 PM Permalink
THX 1138



LOL!

I look nothing like Robert Duval.

I look nothing like this picture either.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:15 PM Permalink
THX 1138



I'll see if I can find one at one of my old web sites.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:17 PM Permalink
ares

i've seen him in real life, l. he doesn't look like either.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:18 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

I usually post a new pic every time I change my hair style, usually every couple of months! ;)

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:18 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

And who do YOU look like, hmmm?

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:19 PM Permalink
ares

well, if you ask thx, he'll tell you that i don't really exist. that i'm just this computer-generated thing that haunts message boards.

i've been told though that i look like my dad.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:20 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Ares looks just like me.

I've never met Ares Dad but, I don't look anything like my Dad.

I look like the milk man.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:21 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

Pictures, I need PICTURES!!!!!!

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:22 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

This is what I looked like about 2 1/2 months ago, when I suddenly got blonde highlights. As of today, it's completely different.

What can I say, everyone needs a hobby! ;)

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:23 PM Permalink
ares

well, notwithstanding the fact that i tend to avoid the camera, there is an occasional picture of me out there on my web site. you've got to go looking for it though (hint: i'm hidden in amongst a collection of peanuts statues)

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:25 PM Permalink
ares

bon chance. hmm. that one might be in the snoopies, which i don't have posted, and not the charlie browns.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:27 PM Permalink
THX 1138



LL, I sent you a message.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:32 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

P.S. Titania Three has invited us all over to the Hot Springs in the Sylvan Grotto. I think I need to go over there and soak out some of the frustration of trying to look closely at 100 pics of Charlie Brown to find ares, LOL! :)

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:38 PM Permalink
ares

i don't even know which one it is. but you should probably know that my face is obstructed by the camera in the reflection off the window. other than that, if you can find my cousin's site from there, he's got a pic of me leaning up against my car.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 1:40 PM Permalink
wilyone

I think each of those jpegs is worth -2 votes.

Total of -6.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:34 PM Permalink
THX 1138



LOL!

I'm sure we could find some more poodle pics to tip the scale.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:37 PM Permalink
ares

poor, poor kitties.

any of you guys ever have a look at mycathatesyou.com ?

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:39 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

Those cats shaved THEMSELVES rather than submit to being dyed PINK and having their hair cut into pom poms!!!!

Cats have DIGNITY and SELF-RESPECT!!!!

Another three votes for CATS!!!!

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:41 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Weird, Ares

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:41 PM Permalink
wilyone

Those cats shaved THEMSELVES

...right...I'd like to see YOUshave without benefit of an opposable thumb...

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:43 PM Permalink
ares

all i can say upon further inspection, given wily's comment, is damn. imagine the hairball those things hacked up when they were done.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:45 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

wilyone 5/22/02 7:43pm

OK, maybe they used Nair. Cats are smart enough to get around the lack of opposable thumbs as well!

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:46 PM Permalink
wilyone

OK, maybe they used Nair

Cats are smart enough to get around the lack of opposable thumbs as well!

Ever tried to open packaging without opposable thumbs? I doubt the results would be quite so precise.

Would you like to try again?

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:49 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Ever tried to open packaging without opposable thumbs?

Have you?

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:50 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

wilyone 5/22/02 7:49pm

Sure. They chewed holes in the Nair bottle and then rolled around violently in the resulting puddle, thus ensuring that every last hair was removed.

True, this also caused their tongues to rot and their teeth to fall out, but better that than the horror that befell that poor poodle!

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:52 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

Huh? Can you?

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:54 PM Permalink
wilyone

They chewed holes in the Nair bottle and then rolled around violently in the resulting puddle

And this caustic, toxic substance caused no other deleterious effects beyond simple hair loss?

care to explain why that poodle, a member of one of the supposedly most intelligent of all dog breeds, just stood there and TOOK that?

1. Six pounds of liver treats
2. Loyalty

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:55 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Nite' folks.

Nite' Sam

:-)

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:56 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

wilyone 5/22/02 7:55pm

Read my post again about the other effects!

And the REAL reasons were:

1. Complete lack of self respect

2. Abject stupidity

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 7:59 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

:)

I have to thank you again for this forum, it is one of my favorite places!

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 8:02 PM Permalink
ares

nite ralph.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 8:04 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

In the meantime, I'm going to go to bed, where my two adorable cats will cuddle me and most decidedly will NOT be dyed pink or looking like a deranged cheerleader with pompoms run amok.

Goodnight, all!
:)

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 8:06 PM Permalink
ares

aw. what the hay.

Wed, 05/22/2002 - 8:07 PM Permalink