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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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Luv2Fly

African. I mean is it possible that it could even carry a coconut ?

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 1:33 PM Permalink
Frosti

It's all about wingspans.

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 1:36 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Thanks for clearing that up :)

Have a good weekend.

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 1:38 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

What just happened there?

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 9:09 PM Permalink
ares

the thread went to the birds.

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 9:23 PM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

Do you believe in magic
in a young girls heart

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 9:49 PM Permalink
Frosti

Ooh, oooh, it's magic, you know-ow-ow

Mon, 05/06/2002 - 5:16 AM Permalink
ares

and just in the name of our cause, here's a nice little re-post i came across (courtesy of aw):

In a dark winter snowfall,
Cold frost in my hair
Warm smell of hot coffee,
Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance,
I saw a shimmering light
I dropped my shovel and put down my Guide
So I could track through the white.

There she sat on a snow mound;
With her laptop and cell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'

Then she brought up the website
And she showed me the way
There were voices there in every post,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Coolerfornia
Such a lovely place
In this Medallion Race
Plenty of room at the Hotel Coolerfornia
Only once a year,
You can find it here

Their minds are Medallion-twisted,
Tracking all the clues’ trends (ugh)
There’s a lot of crazy, crazy folks,
And they’re all friends.

How they noodle the clues,
Thinking they’re set.
But the mistakes they made last year,
They tend to forget

So I emalied the Sysop,
'Please don’t make me whine’
He said,'We haven't had a monitor here
Since nineteen ninety nine'

And still those voices are calling from far away,
Keep you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Coolerfornia
Such a lovely place
In this Medallion race
They huntin' it up at the Hotel Coolerfornia
What a nice surprise,
If they find the prize.

Buttons on the dresser,
Leftover boxes of fried rice
And she said 'We are all just prisoners here,
Of our own device'

And on the Cooler boards,
They’ve gathered, now they’re stuck
They noodle it with their crazy thoughts,
But they just can't find the puck.

Last thing I remember, I was
Reaching for the drawer
I had to find the map back
To the place I dug before

'Relax,'said the huntress,
In spotters you will believe.
You can logout any time you like,
but you can never leave

Mon, 05/06/2002 - 6:10 AM Permalink
Clue Master

treasure,

Tue, 05/07/2002 - 7:48 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

But never relax at all

With our backs to the wall.

Wed, 05/08/2002 - 1:57 PM Permalink
Frosti

Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it

Wed, 05/08/2002 - 2:38 PM Permalink
THX 1138



When you want to suck to it

Wed, 05/08/2002 - 5:47 PM Permalink
The Chemist

Mon, 05/13/2002 - 1:08 PM Permalink
THX 1138




Well I lay my head on the railway track waitin' on the Double E
But the train don't run by here no more, poor poor pitiful me

CHORUS
Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful me
Oh these boys won't let me be, Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Well I met a man down in Hollywood, now I ain't namin' names
He really worked me over good, just like Jesse James
Yes he really worked me over good, he was a credit to his gender
Put me through some changes Lord, sorta like a Wareing blender

CHORUS
Well, I met a boy in the Vieux Carreux, down in Yokohoma
He picked me up and he threw me down,
He said, please don't hurt me mama

CHORUS
THEN...

Oh poor poor me, oh poor pitiful me

Oh poor poor me, oh poor pitiful me
Oh poor poor me, oh poor pitiful me
Oh poor poor me, oh poor pitiful me

Thu, 05/16/2002 - 7:29 PM Permalink
Frosti

I am a man of Constant Sorrow.

Fri, 05/17/2002 - 5:07 AM Permalink
THX 1138



That's a great CD, Frosti.

Fri, 05/17/2002 - 6:39 AM Permalink
Frosti

Yup. I'm going to the concert in July at the Xcel too.

Fri, 05/17/2002 - 6:47 AM Permalink
me2

Everyone has picked some great tunes! Now I see why I like you :)

Fri, 05/24/2002 - 7:03 PM Permalink
ares

almost there!

Fri, 05/24/2002 - 7:04 PM Permalink
ares

me

:: getting a room now ::

Fri, 05/24/2002 - 7:04 PM Permalink
me2

I got it last time...so you can have it this time :)

But my tune for this event is...

Fri, 05/24/2002 - 7:04 PM Permalink
me2

There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys that you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes
I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where my ends
I want your sex
I want your love
I want your.....sex
It's playing on my mind
It's dancing on my soul
It's taken so much time
So why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
Oh, I'd really love to know
When you tell me you're gonna regret it
Then I tell you that I love you but you still say NO!
I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Out in the cold
I can't take much more girl I'm losing control
I want your sex
I want your love
I want your.....sex
It's natural
It's chemical
(let's do it)
It's logical Habitual
(can we do it?)
It's sensual
But most of all.....
Sex is something that we should do
Sex is something for me and you
Sex is natural - sex is good
Not everybody does it But everybody should
Sex is natural - sex is fun
Sex is best when it's....
one on one
one on one
I'm not your father
I'm not your brother
Talk to your sister
I am a lover
C-c-c-c-come on
What's your defintion of dirty baby
What do you consider pornography
Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me
What's your defintion of dirty baby
What do you call pornography
Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me
Sex with me
Sex with me
Have sex with me
C-c-c-c-come on.

Fri, 05/24/2002 - 7:05 PM Permalink
me2

Summer of 1987

Fri, 05/24/2002 - 7:07 PM Permalink
THX 1138



WHAM?

BLAM BLAM BLAM!

Fri, 05/24/2002 - 7:07 PM Permalink
ares

is that supposed to be one of those things like "i'm looking over...a four leaf clover....that i overlooked...before....before....before"?

Fri, 05/24/2002 - 7:10 PM Permalink
me2

Goodevening THX! George Michael-it just fit the moment, and since this is a musical thread...

Fri, 05/24/2002 - 7:17 PM Permalink
me2

Oh well then....how about this one? ...it fits well too :)

I got my first real six string
Bought it at the five and dime
Played it til my fingers bled
Was the summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far
But when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive-in
And that's when I met you - ya

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of '69

Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever - forever, no...

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I play that old six string
I think about ya'n wonder what went wrong

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Back in the summer of '69

Fri, 05/24/2002 - 7:29 PM Permalink
me2

That was actually the summer of 85' ;)

Fri, 05/24/2002 - 7:31 PM Permalink
THX 1138



It fits perfectly.

I never cared much for Bryan Adams either.

:-)

Fri, 05/24/2002 - 7:42 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Do you all remember how much they used to play Def Leopord ?
Gawd I used to cringe evrery time I heard pour some sugar on me. In fact I still cringe.

BTW what the hell kind of a name is Def Leopard anyway ? Why not hearing impared cheetah ?

Tue, 05/28/2002 - 3:51 PM Permalink
ares

its actually def leppard, and they're on 104.1 occasionally.

Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
yeah

Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss a innocent sugar me,
yeah

Hey!

Hey!

C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
(Ooh, in the name of love)
Pour some sugar on me
(C'mon fire me up)
Pour your sugar on me
(Oh, I can't get enough)

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up
I loosen up

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah
yeah!

Give a lil' more

Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
(Ooh, in the name of love)
Pour some sugar on me
(C'mon fire me up)
Pour your sugar on me
(Oh, I can't get enough)

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet
yeah

You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
'Cos I'm hot, hot, so hot, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet
Do you take sugar - one lump or two?

Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
(Ooh, in the name of love)
Pour some sugar on me
(C'mon fire me up)
Pour your sugar on me
(Oh, I can't get enough)
Pour some sugar on me
(Oh, in the name of love)
Pour some sugar on me
(Get it, come get it)
Pour your sugar on me
(Ooh)
Pour some sugar on me
(Yeah! Sugar me!)

Tue, 05/28/2002 - 4:05 PM Permalink
Frosti


But this album kicked ass. Hysteriaruined that band.

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 5:32 AM Permalink
THX 1138



I will admit that I bought that album. I must have been in 9th grade. I didn't know any better.

:-)

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 6:39 AM Permalink
ares

i've got the vault disc. the best work. all in one convenient format. :)

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 6:43 AM Permalink
ares

i've heard about them. supposed to be good stuff.

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 7:07 AM Permalink
Frosti

I saw them on SNL the other night. They looked OK.

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 7:18 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Flicking through on Saturday, I happened to see them on SNL as well. "What a bunch of dirtballs" is what I thought when I saw them.

:-)

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 7:21 AM Permalink
Frosti

What a bunch of dirtballs

You say that like it's bad. :)

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 7:54 AM Permalink
THX 1138



LOL!

I thought it was bad.

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 7:57 AM Permalink
me2

Hey, Neil Diamond made a cameo appearance on SNL Saturday before last...I was actually asleep and heard someone singing his song, I woke up and it was Will Farrell and Neil! (Will Farrells last show) :(

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 7:59 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Frosti, Thought I'd tell ya that Scribe signs up for classes today.

What ever happened to "Frostillicus"?

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 7:59 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Neil Diamond ROCKS!

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 7:59 AM Permalink
me2

Baby loves me
Yes, yes she does
Ah, the girl's outta sight, yeah
Says she loves me
Yes, yes she does
Gonna show me tonight, yeah

She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me
She got the way to move me
She got the way to groove me

Tell your mamma, girl, I can't stay long
We got things we gotta catch up on
Mmmm, you know
You know what I'm sayin'
Can't stand still while the music is playin'

Y'ain't got no right
No, no you don't
Ah, to be so exciting
Won't need bright lights
No, no we won't
Gonna make our own lighting

She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me
She got the way to move me
She got the way to groove me

No, we won't tell a soul where we gone to
Girl, we do whatever we want to
Ah, I love the way that you do me
Cherry, babe, you really get to me

She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me
She got the way to move me
She got the way to groove me

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 8:02 AM Permalink
me2

Thats my favorite 'oldie' from him. Along with (ofcourse) the song from my tagline :)

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 8:02 AM Permalink
THX 1138



That's the exact song that popped into my head when I read his name.

Don't tell anyone but, I actually bought Scribe "Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits".

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 8:04 AM Permalink
me2

L.A.'s fine, the sun shines most the time
And the feeling is 'lay back'
Palm trees grow, and rents are low
But you know I keep thinkin' about
Making my way back

Well I'm New York City born and raised
But nowadays, I'm lost between two shores
L.A.'s fine, but it ain't home
New York's home, but it ain't mine no more

"I am," I said
To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair
"I am," I cried
"I am," said I
And I am lost, and I can't even say why
Leavin' me lonely still

Did you ever read about a frog who dreamed of bein' a king
And then became one
Well except for the names and a few other changes
I you talk about me, the story's the same one

But I got an emptiness deep inside
And I've tried, but it won't let me go
And I'm not a man who likes to swear
But I never cared for the sound of being alone

"I am," I said
To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair
"I am," I cried
"I am," said I
And I am lost, and I can't even say why
Leavin' me lonely still

Wed, 05/29/2002 - 8:07 AM Permalink