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What about Bob?

Submitted by THX 1138 on

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool..... 
Bob!

Titania Three

Wed, 09/04/2002 - 4:05 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Think I'll go call my buddy Greg. Screw Bob i'm not calling him anymore, he thinks he's all cool with all his what about Bob websites. It's gone to his head.

Wed, 09/04/2002 - 4:06 PM Permalink
Titania Three
Artemis The Huntress

A girl named Bob

is that like a boy named Sue?

Hmm. I have an Uncle Bob married to my Aunt Sue, Sue's brother is my Uncle Joe, and his son is cousin Joe. I once had an Uncle Bill, and there was a kid I worked with in daycare named Alejandro. No Sallys, but Bob and Sue have a daughter called Ally.

Wed, 09/04/2002 - 4:30 PM Permalink
THX 1138



That's quite confusing.

I knew I should have left this thread strictly for Bob.

:-)

Wed, 09/04/2002 - 4:33 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Lets not forget you can even play baseball at the Bob.

Bank One Ballpark.

Wed, 09/04/2002 - 5:41 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Bob Gibson. Bob Feller. Bob Uecker. Bobby Bonds. Bob Grich. Bobby Thompson. Bob Boone.

Wed, 09/04/2002 - 5:44 PM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

Aight, y'all straight lost my ass after number 50. Bob this and bob that, what the bobbin bobba? Is this like a mock hunt? Find the "real" bob? Like where's waldo or some sh*t?

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 1:25 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Aight, y'all straight lost my ass after number 50. Bob this and bob that, what the bobbin bobba? Is this like a mock hunt? Find the "real" bob? Like where's waldo or some sh*t?

Shaggy, I'm effin' laughing out loud at work, and getting strange looks.

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 3:08 AM Permalink
ares

what ian said. except i'm the only one in the office right now so i'm not getting strange looks for it.

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 5:24 AM Permalink
me2

when I posted yesterday I was thinking of posting a ton of bob's but didn't have time and undevided attention to the thread so only thought of BOBbie Brady -looks like luv2fly got the idea too and took off! AWSOME! I didn't see but did anyone think of that guy who got IT cut off-- John Wayne BOBetthahahaha

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:16 AM Permalink
me2

anyone say Bob Ubanks?

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:23 AM Permalink
me2

Isnt there a movie...What About BOB?

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:23 AM Permalink
Titania Three

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:23 AM Permalink
me2

There was a hurricane named BOB in 1991

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:25 AM Permalink
ares

don't forget lance's favorite band the bobs.

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:25 AM Permalink
me2

Dr. StrangeBOB

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:27 AM Permalink
ares

ok now that's just pushing it, j-bob.

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:28 AM Permalink
me2

It's Bob, James Bob

hahahhaha

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:28 AM Permalink
me2

Ares found me out--I am a..::loud background noise, lips moving but noone knows what she is saying::

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:31 AM Permalink
Titania Three

James Bob!!!!

LOL!!!!!

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:33 AM Permalink
ares

what can i say? i'm a spy-bob.

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:33 AM Permalink
Titania Three

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:33 AM Permalink
Titania Three

You used my joke in the header!

COOL!!!!!

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:35 AM Permalink
ares

my answer to that joke woulda been "someone who's gonna be a real pain to get out of the pool". but that's just my lifeguarding experience showing itself.

and shaken. definitely shaken.

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:36 AM Permalink
Titania Three

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
SHAKE YOUR BOOTY BABY!!!

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:40 AM Permalink
ares

oh j-bob, please tell me you're not gonna disappoint me today and make me wait, and maybe miss it like you did the other day.

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:41 AM Permalink
THX 1138


PalinaBOB!

?

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:42 AM Permalink
Titania Three

What's f ?

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:43 AM Permalink
ares

no no no. you got a palinabob. joe's in the other thread.

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:43 AM Permalink
me2

Shake, shake, shake ROBERTa, shake your BOBBYline
Shake, shake, shake ROBERTa, shake it all the time
Work, work, work ROBERTa, work your BOBBYline
Work, work, work ROBERTa, work it all the time

My girl's name is ROBERTa

I tell you friends I adore her
When she dances oh, brother bob

She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather (hurricane BOB 1991)

Jump in the line rock your bobby in time (Okay! I believe you)
Jump in the line rock your bobby in time (Okay! I believe you)
Jump in the line rock your bobby in time (Okay! I believe you)
Jump in the line rock your bobby in time (Oh!)

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:45 AM Permalink
THX 1138



What's f ?

It's just something I typed to snap up the PalinaBOB.

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:45 AM Permalink
Titania Three

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:45 AM Permalink
Titania Three

(oh, and BOB)

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:47 AM Permalink
ares

i have no idea how to even start to think about responding to that, j. thx, i think titania need the explanation of the concept of the joe. i've done it for others, its your turn now :)

Thu, 09/05/2002 - 10:51 AM Permalink