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Smoke, Smoke, Smoke that cigarette

Submitted by THX 1138 on

Puff, Puff, Puff yourself to death.

THX 1138



Oh, I'm still doing that but it comes and goes.

Mon, 09/16/2002 - 12:37 PM Permalink
Frosti

How's Scribe doing?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 5:11 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Scribe's not doing as well as me, which really surprises me. She's got much more will power than I.

She's doing ok but, she continues to cheat. She hasn't been doing the patch because it makes her sick. She's on Zyban but it doesn't seem to help.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 5:30 AM Permalink
Frosti

How long has she been on Zyban? I think you're supposed to start taking it a week or two before you quit.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 6:06 AM Permalink
THX 1138



You're correct. She's been taking it for about a month.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 6:25 AM Permalink
Frosti

Oh. Well, RunningChick was the same way. She'd have one at a party, or bum one here and there, but after not smoking regularly for a while, she got so she couldn't even finish the ones she was sneaking. Hopefully Scribe will be the same...

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 7:38 AM Permalink
THX 1138



I hope so too. It's hard for me to quit if she doesn't.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 9:29 AM Permalink
Frosti

Tell me about it.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 10:39 AM Permalink
me2

Nice job! How many patches are you wearing?

First thing I thought of too was the News Radio episode with Bill...that is the ultimate funniest episode! We crack up every single time-we could watch that part over and over and over and over...where he lifts his shirt and he has dozens of them all over.hahahahahhhaahhaaha

THX & Scribe: Your doing AWSOME! Come ON, YOU CAN DO IT! Be like the energizer bunny ...keep going...and going...and going :)... ah shucks now I am not thinking smoking anymore...always goes back to sex...geesh!

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 10:49 AM Permalink
ares

come on. you can think about smoking and sex at the same time. i mean, monica did.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 10:56 AM Permalink
me2

Isn't every mans fantasy 2, er, ah, yeah...and a cigarette afterwards? or is it a cigarette in hand while watching? oh, sorry..unless you are Ares -then it's a diet coke :)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:00 AM Permalink
Frosti

Speaking of the patch and sex, did you see that they now have a birth control patch? Just like nicoderm, but it gives the chemicals from the pill instead.
http://www.orthoevra.com/

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:00 AM Permalink
ares

Isn't every mans fantasy 2, er, ah, yeah...

yes

...and a cigarette afterwards? or is it a cigarette in hand while watching?

not here. if i'm watching, you can be sure there's a camera involved too.

oh, sorry..unless you are Ares -then it's a diet coke :)

that's more like it.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:05 AM Permalink
me2

Ares needs a diet coke patch --he can pretend and tell everyone he got a tatoo :)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:05 AM Permalink
ares

do they even make such a thing?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:07 AM Permalink
me2

Puff puff your way to the 69!
GO!

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:07 AM Permalink
me2

a cyber smoke?

gotta light?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:08 AM Permalink
ares

i dunno, baby. lemme check. yup. looks like it ;)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:08 AM Permalink
ares

yes, yes, and before i forget, yes.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:08 AM Permalink
me2

looks like the smoke that came out of my tire Friday!

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:09 AM Permalink
ares

was it white smoke? or black?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:10 AM Permalink
me2

It sure didn't smell like a cigarette

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:11 AM Permalink
ares

i'd worry if it did.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:11 AM Permalink
me2

You know? I think we are getting into a funk...I thought that was boring. But at least we could come in here and breath some fresh air :) We need some "SMOKIN" (like in The Mask)-we're outa here!

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:42 AM Permalink
ares

i know. it just wasn't as good this time. of course i don't think my mind was in it as much as it was in the work that's being dumped on me. ergo, i'll take the blame for your lack of satisfaction.

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 11:53 AM Permalink
me2

i don't think my mind was in it

that should say "i don't think my minds were in it"

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 3:40 PM Permalink
ares

no. the singular mind is the correct one. the other one is always in it. ;)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 3:52 PM Permalink
me2

in what?

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 3:55 PM Permalink
ares

uh, um, yeah, that. ;)

Tue, 09/17/2002 - 3:56 PM Permalink
me2

This will drive some men to smoke.....

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
         SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
         SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
         SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
         SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
         SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
         SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
         SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
         SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

And my personal favorite.....
         DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
         SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
         SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

Fri, 04/11/2003 - 10:34 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Way funna

Fri, 04/11/2003 - 11:38 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I see they start off opposite of what they have you start off with, but I still want to see if it's possible.

Mon, 04/04/2005 - 10:33 PM Permalink
THX 1138

You can get all three cups down, but not all three up.

Tue, 04/05/2005 - 5:18 AM Permalink
KITCH

good job guys!!!

Tue, 04/05/2005 - 6:27 AM Permalink
KC0GRN

guess someone wrote that flash file just to force people to listen to that song.... no other real reason.

Tue, 04/05/2005 - 2:06 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Smokin Joe

Tue, 04/05/2005 - 3:31 PM Permalink