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Christ said: "Blessed is the womb that bore you and the breasts that nursed you." (Luke 11:27)
This means that relying on yourself and your parents rather than taking handouts is the true way to live. The only way we can stop people from taking handouts is by not giving them. Give them solid advice instead, like "Get a job" or "Cure yourself" or "If you're homeless, build a home" or "Go to an orphanage and eat you little brat." It's easy to do. And it will preserve America.
"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!"
"Ain't got no bootstraps, man. Just these sad shoes from St. Vincent's. If I pull on 'em, they'll tear."
"Whadya, stupid? It's just a figure of speech!"
"Does that mean you ain't gonna give me a quarter? Cuz if I had a little more change, I could buy me some of those Little Debbie fudge
cakes I like. They're real cheap."
"Get a job!"
"I had a job, a good job. Well, no, it wasn't a good job. Those
chemical fumes messed my mind. Now I get confused a lot."
"Fuck off, freak!"
"And you have a nice day, too, Brother Love."
"Now I get confused a lot"....Glad to see you haven't changed Dennis.