A mild-mannered man named Bob was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
Bob stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
Bob was on the beach one day and a pretty girl came by and Bob asked her to sit with him. He said he never sat with a girl before. She sat with him and then left. The next day Bob was on the beach and the girl was there again. Bob asked her if he could have a kiss. He said he never had a kiss before. She said ok and kissed him and left. The next day Bob was back on the beach and the girl came by and Bob asked if he could have a feel. He said he never felt a girl before. She said sure! She rubbed up on him and he got a nice feel and then she left. The next day Bob was back on the beach and the girl came by again. Bob really wanted more and thought this girl really liked him and maybe he could go all the way. So he asked her if he could be F**%ed. She asked him if he was sure he wanted that. He said yes, He really wanted to be F&%#ed. She said alright!
She picked him up and threw him in the lake and left.
Why not? :)
Seems to me that if four fingers + opposable thumb = good, five fingers + opposable thumb = better.
Plus, cats with extra toes are way cool.
Nevermind, it must be like that chainsaw thing. You wouldn't understand. ;)
You wouldn't understand.
Where have I heard that before?
Time for me to head home.
Later Gators.
Hehehe.....same here.
Later, gators! :)
If this is the place for Bob jokes, I've got a million of 'em, having had 4 boyfriends named Bob.
tell away, c.c.
Bring em on Cantara, this thread needs some life or I'll have to send it to the "Old Thread Nursing Home".
That is great!
Thanks ATH.
I can't believe you found that.
Bobabing Bobabang
Bobzooka JOE!
Bobbushka (pronounced Bobooshka)
See K-Bob tv on public access for Non-Stop Rock. = )
I don't believe they have one in St. Paul.....
No wonder why you have them all clueless, JT! ; )
Oh man! we forgot about BOB!
Good thing he doesn't need food or water :(
I didn't forget about Bob.
I see Bob nearly every day.
Well I think...
Bob needs....
a smile on his face :)
there, much better.
next time you see Bob, you will know why he is smiling :)
I like to smile ...
Great Button Ian! Gotta get me some of those!
Ian? Is your middle name Bob?
and by treasure hunting standards AW says that would be taking '2 steps' Bob=smile=Ian
too many steps -sorry!
take your pick
Hey, there's not enough room round here for another posse, and I dont want any rumbles goin down...
Cool pics Crabby! I just might change the pic on the header if that's cool with you?
have all the slack you like
A mild-mannered man named Bob was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
Bob stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The f**king funeral director," said his wife
Silent Bob ?
I couldn't hear him?
can you hear him now?
Palina-BobbyJOE!
Bob!
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Bob was on the beach one day and a pretty girl came by and Bob asked her to sit with him. He said he never sat with a girl before. She sat with him and then left. The next day Bob was on the beach and the girl was there again. Bob asked her if he could have a kiss. He said he never had a kiss before. She said ok and kissed him and left. The next day Bob was back on the beach and the girl came by and Bob asked if he could have a feel. He said he never felt a girl before. She said sure! She rubbed up on him and he got a nice feel and then she left. The next day Bob was back on the beach and the girl came by again. Bob really wanted more and thought this girl really liked him and maybe he could go all the way. So he asked her if he could be F**%ed. She asked him if he was sure he wanted that. He said yes, He really wanted to be F&%#ed. She said alright!
She picked him up and threw him in the lake and left.
Shiska-Bob?
we were thinking about grilling these this week.