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The Myths....The Legends.....The Clownz

Submitted by Wicked Nick on
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Hey. If Mr. News can have a discussion, us Wicked Clowns get one too, considering we've been around a helluva lot longer than his stanky ass anyhow!

Wicked Nick

That is, unless you decide to use Tables, Ladders, and Chairs.. then its all good... go ahead and fight.

Mon, 12/30/2002 - 11:23 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Come now, with the right fighters, you'd go for a bra and panties match I'm sure.

Tue, 12/31/2002 - 9:03 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Just don't let ares hang his on the chandelier!

Wed, 01/01/2003 - 8:27 AM Permalink
ares

hey. i heard that, ll!

Wed, 01/01/2003 - 9:44 AM Permalink
me2

Hey-let him hang them on the chandelier-then he'll be el-fresco! and it's getting cold out there! burrrrrr

Wed, 01/01/2003 - 1:09 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Now there's a scene that I definitely didn't need tossed into my head. Thanks a lot. Ewe :-{

Thu, 01/02/2003 - 1:14 AM Permalink
ares

mine either!

Thu, 01/02/2003 - 7:14 AM Permalink
Clue Master

;-)

Thu, 01/02/2003 - 9:00 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

We were at 2 of the concerts for that tour. The first at Roy Wilkins, and the second at The Rave in Milwaukee, where I was hit by a car after the show...

Thu, 01/02/2003 - 7:47 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Well that sucks. Unless it was the ICP hearse of course.

Thu, 01/02/2003 - 8:01 PM Permalink
me2

oh man! I have been hit by a car too- and we are both ok. well, I kinda am-broke a colar bone---how about you?

Thu, 01/02/2003 - 11:11 PM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

I bounced off the hood, landed back on my feet and walked another mile back to the hotel... I can't remember if I dropped any of the Faygo bottles I had.

Fri, 01/03/2003 - 8:19 PM Permalink
Frosti

You OK there, Shaggs?

Fri, 01/03/2003 - 11:17 PM Permalink
me2

What happened to the person that hit you? They just drive away?

Fri, 01/03/2003 - 11:22 PM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

They stopped, and were all freaked out. They asked if they could give us a ride, but I wanted to walk back with no jacket, in the cold, covered in diet rootbeer faygo instead.

Sat, 01/04/2003 - 2:03 AM Permalink
me2

Yah know? Have you told us this story before?- I am having a Deja vu experience

Sat, 01/04/2003 - 11:02 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

I wanted to walk back with no jacket, in the cold, covered in diet rootbeer faygo instead.

sounds like me on acid in 1971

Sat, 01/04/2003 - 10:03 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I like your avatar Ian. ;-)

Sat, 01/04/2003 - 10:09 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

That ticket stub is from the 2nd leg of the tour, cause its the same one that ive got from the Milwaukee show. Only it says a different venue name.

Sat, 01/04/2003 - 11:10 PM Permalink
Scribe

Ah! Bring in the clowns!! What up Ninjas?

Sun, 01/05/2003 - 2:33 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Sup dawg?

Sun, 01/05/2003 - 11:13 PM Permalink
Scribe

Jus hangin lookin for my hairbrush.

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 9:07 AM Permalink
me2

The clowns don't have it-they were NOT at Marthaler Park

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 10:56 AM Permalink
ares

do we know that for sure though? i mean, they coulda been there without makeup on.

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 11:08 AM Permalink
me2

yeah, there were senior citizens on the tennis courts! Maybe they try to stay young by posing as clowns! who would ever know they were so old?

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 11:10 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 12:25 PM Permalink
me2

you play tennis with old people? :)

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 12:50 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 2:03 PM Permalink
Scribe

I'm old people in training.

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 5:20 PM Permalink
me2

Me2, but without looking aged :)

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 8:36 PM Permalink
ares

you had something done with the wrinkles you're always complaining about?

:: ducks ::

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 8:38 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

I don't see no ducks!

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 8:41 PM Permalink
me2

now I see ducks!
That looks like Marthaler pond

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 9:16 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

there they are!

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 9:38 PM Permalink
me2

I don't see Ares under those ducks though - maybe he's floating dead in some other part of the pond-maybe in the frog pond---hehehehe

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 9:44 PM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

We'll have none of this filthy duck talk in the klown board.

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 9:47 PM Permalink
me2

scolding the m&m? :(
holds head down in shame ::sorry::

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 9:51 PM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

Sorry, it's just so hard to be nice when you're a wicked clown.

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 10:02 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Yeah! Now take your feet off the coffee table!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 1:20 AM Permalink
ares


:: puts muddy shoes on. kicks feet jup on coffee table ::

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 7:12 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian


:: puts muddy shoes on. kicks feet jup on coffee table ::

spilling Faygo all over the white carpet

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 7:32 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

:: Walks over in the corner and takes a giant gorilla sized dump ::

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 3:23 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Oh damn, someone get the Lysol

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 8:14 AM Permalink
ares

its gonna take something stronger than lysol for that. someone get a torch!

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 8:24 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

noooooooo! that's even worse! when we were camping, my dog took a shit right where we walk so I picked it up and threw it in the fire, trust me, you never want to smell burning shit!

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 8:51 AM Permalink
me2

Time to pull the carpet up!
you didn't want white carpet anyhow, right?
oh yeah, that is probly why you tried to turn it brown.

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 11:41 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

You mean it originally was white? Damn... the guy we bought the place from said it was "supposed" to look brown.

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 4:36 PM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

Hell naw bitch... You better be plannin using that shit you left in the corner as face paint, cuz it sure the fuck aint stayin over there, puttin the stank up in this piece fucker face.

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 10:53 PM Permalink