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2003 Pioneer Press Treasure Hunt - The Blair Witch Hunt

Submitted by THX 1138 on

Discuss the 2003 Pioneer Press Medallion Here.

Frosti

... and we're 3 weeks away from prime time.

The crew is crawling out of the woodwork!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 12:02 PM Permalink
me2

<peek> ;)

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 12:49 PM Permalink
Scribe

A guy walks into a bar with a salami under one arm and a poodle under the other.....

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 1:00 PM Permalink
Scribe

This one for all those PETA folks out there:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 1:01 PM Permalink
Scribe

Cuz he was dead.

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 1:01 PM Permalink
THX 1138





Why'd the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 1:12 PM Permalink
ares

what you reallywant then, med hunter, are the transcripts of some of the instant message sessions that go on behind the scenes when we're posting. but we seldom give those out ;)

beyond that, my stuff is yours for the taking. just remember though, if you steal my material, you've stolen twice ;)

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 1:19 PM Permalink
me2

wow - a couple of hours with no-one posting! did everyone go to another 'invitational' thread and leave me here? :(

hopefully I will be able to sneek down here tonight :)

bye for now

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 2:26 PM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

what's up with the pre-dig-gig?

Its goin down as usual, someone just needs to call McGoverns to let them know we're coming. I guess Green usually does it, but who knows what she's up to. I'd call myself, but I'm up N w/no long distance.

Any volunteers?

6-5-4 dice game joe!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 4:47 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

I might be wrong, but I think that the past few times, it was better to just show up. Does anyone knowif the room/table was reserved ?

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 5:39 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

I don't know that it was reserved. I don't know if we can reserve the room we were in. But it would probably do well for us to call just to see if we can reserve a space, or let them know we're coming

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 5:46 PM Permalink
ares

i don't.

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 6:54 PM Permalink
me2

?? where is everyone ??

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 7:48 PM Permalink
Terry

We just need to let them know we're coming. They haven't taken a reservation for the pre-dig gig for a couple of years as the crowd is just too big.

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 7:48 PM Permalink
me2

When is the pre-dig gig? Saturday night right? 7 pm to pptime -I heard someone say they are changing the clue release time to 11:30!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 7:51 PM Permalink
Terry

It's Saturday the 18th. 7 to closing should be good.

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 7:52 PM Permalink
me2

I'm working on my submission right now

hmmmmm, AW with whips in a park and he is working on his 'submission' ;)

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 7:53 PM Permalink
me2

Earlier today I asked for the assistance of Ares in writing this song.

Just pretend These boys are taking helium and are big fans of the Chipmunks :)

Ares, are you ready?...Ares?...AREEEEZ?

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 7:58 PM Permalink
ares

oh yes. yes dear!!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:00 PM Permalink
me2


Me2 & the Coolerheads

(all right Cooler Crew! Ready to read the clue? )
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's read it now!
Okay, TMK?
-Okay!
Okay, THX?
-Okay!
Okay,ARES? ARES? AREEEEEEEEZ?
-YES DEAR!!!

Treasure Hunting time is here
Just got the 1st clue from the Pioneer
We've got our shovels in our car
The pre-dig gig was at the bar
Want a clue thats fun to noodle
Me2, I want the kit & caboodle!
We could hardly stand the wait
To find the coin, it's our fate

(Okay Crew get ready)
That was scooberific, TMK.
-rooby rooby rooo.
Very 'ordinary', THX.
-Ahhh.
Ah, Ares, you wern't noodling, watch it.
Ah, Ares? Ares? AREEEEEEZ?
-YES DEAR.

Want a clue thats fun to noodle
Me2, I still want the kit & caboodle!
We could hardly stand the wait
To find the coin, it's our fate
We could hardly stand the wait
To find the coin, it's our fate

(Very good, coolerheads)
-Lets read the clue again! Yeah, lets read the clue again!
No, That's enough, lets not overanalyze it
-What do you mean overanalyze?
-We want to read the clue again!
Now wait a minute, coolerheads
-Why can't we read the clue again?
-[Cooler Crew chatter]
Ares, dig over there...THX, just a minute.
TMK will you dig over there? Crew...

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:02 PM Permalink
Terry

Very cute!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:03 PM Permalink
ares

it must have taken her the better part of an hour working back and forth with me to get the rhythm of that to match the original song. wish i could make this take an hour for her though ;)

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:05 PM Permalink
me2

oh my! What a big JOE you have :)

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:07 PM Permalink
Scribe

Yeah and he still hasen't answered why.....

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:08 PM Permalink
Scribe

666 ain't no joe! LOL!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:09 PM Permalink
me2

ok fine- I will look at it again, oh my oh my, yes this is the big
JOE

sorry you were right ;)

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:10 PM Permalink
Scribe

Don't tell me thats a joe!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:10 PM Permalink
me2

that was soooo JOE! ;)

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:12 PM Permalink
Scribe

NUH UH!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:13 PM Permalink
Scribe

Trying out some Darvocet. Tell me if I start getting goofy.

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:14 PM Permalink
me2

Joe hangs out here ALOT! hangs? get it? hahaha

reminds me of that part in the movie The Bachelor
when the hunk stripper chipmunk guy brings hotdogs out to the ladies on a tray

hahahahahaha

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:14 PM Permalink
me2

mmmmmmm, on a Tuesday night?

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:15 PM Permalink
Scribe

Wha? I don't get it. LOL!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:15 PM Permalink
ares

oh yes it is, scribe. that'd be mine and me2's special joe. we've kinda taken that one away from eags. and yes, we, uh, fight for it too. see, i told you you've missed a lot while you were gone.

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:15 PM Permalink
Scribe

Thems are false prophet joes!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:16 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

hey, I'll take somma dat der darvaset!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:16 PM Permalink
me2

you don't get it- reread 674

ok, Scribe -here....here is a boring little little joe

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:17 PM Permalink
me2

we thought about renaming them to Me2's or even AREEEEZ would be fun
I even tried Joesy's for a while but it always came back to Joe
Havn't you read the JOE thread yet? everyone has made up their own Joe's.

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:19 PM Permalink
Scribe

Yeah, I found it in the medicine cabinet from my wisdom teeth last year. I cracked my tailbone real good at a skating session last friday. Today was the first day I could sit and stand without dire pain. I haven't been on the ice until today and I have a test on friday so I decided to take darvocet on a test run to see if it would make me goofy or if i could skate on it on friday. I thought I was gonna die today going through those dances!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:20 PM Permalink
me2

oh, oh man OUCH!
I sooooo hope you feel better

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:20 PM Permalink
ares

false prophet joe's my arse. we've collected nearly all of them in the shoot the breeze thread since about post 1069 or so.

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:20 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

ouch! that's gotta hurt.

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:21 PM Permalink
Scribe


PHALSE PROPHETS! HERETICS!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:21 PM Permalink
Scribe

Yeah,it's worse than back labor...constantly! I thought seven staples in my skull was bad...but this takes the cake! I told my coach that I'm showin up for my test in hockey breezers and a helmet!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:23 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

and a pillow tied to your butt!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:29 PM Permalink
ares

oh, i so wanna see that. what time's your test, scribe? i may well make the drive over to the oval at lunch to watch :)

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:31 PM Permalink
me2

Funny thing about this forum-recall earlier today, I mentioned that it was 'dead' in here and I thought maybe everyone ditched me and went to a knew & better invitational thread?

me2 1/7/03 1:26pm

Well, on Fraiser tonight the same kinda thing happened...Fraiser and Niles got an 'invitation' to an 'exclusive' club.
While they were there they saw a 'gold' door that led to a better part of the club but was 'exclusive' only to those on 'the list'

ooooooooohhhh sounds familiar!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 8:32 PM Permalink