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THX 1138



And they're not in jail.

Wed, 09/25/2002 - 6:35 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

LOL, yea that always helps a guy catch a few more passes if he's not in jail.

Thu, 09/26/2002 - 2:35 PM Permalink
Byron White

LOL, yea that always helps a guy catch a few more passes if he's not in jail.

I guess that depends on what kinda passes you are talking about!

Thu, 09/26/2002 - 2:49 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

I guess that depends on what kinda passes you are talking about!

good thing he's fast :)

Thu, 09/26/2002 - 3:15 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

"I bend over to pick up the soap when I want to bend over to pick up the soap"

Thu, 09/26/2002 - 5:02 PM Permalink
Wolvie

My take on Moss being arrested. I think both parties were at fault. The traffic agent went over the line. Sounds to me like someone was power tripping. Moss also went over the line by not listening to what he was told.

If you ask me, this is Moss' last chance. He screws up again like this again, trade or cut him. The only thing stopping me from saying that now is since the beginning of the season it sounds as if he is trying to change. Maybe this will help or this is the tip of the iceberg. Only time will tell.

Thu, 09/26/2002 - 5:29 PM Permalink
Byron White

The Vikes? Stick a fork in them they are DONE!!!!

Mon, 09/30/2002 - 2:10 PM Permalink
emperor j. ones

oh yea,,,,,,,,

;';';'snIcker';;'

Mon, 09/30/2002 - 9:22 PM Permalink
emperor j. ones

First place Green Bay that is......

ahhhhhh,

it's lonely at the top/////

trains comin' !

chooooooooooooCHOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!

Mon, 09/30/2002 - 9:24 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Emporer,

Yes the Pack is looking better than any team in the NFC North, ...........That isn't saying much. they will be first round play off fodder. We'll be lucky to win 5 games. But if I were a fan of the Pack I wouldn't be making plans to go route on your team in Jan. they'll be home with the Vikes.

Tue, 10/01/2002 - 9:38 AM Permalink
emperor j. ones

yea, keep 'em all.....

what a "score at will offense"

;';';chUCKle;'';

Tue, 10/01/2002 - 8:47 PM Permalink
emperor j. ones

he's been missing since NOTRE DAME pounded Maryland...

sure is empty in here.....((((helllloooo))))

Wolf Man , Packers making a FB out of your OU linebacker....

GO PACK GO!

Tue, 10/01/2002 - 8:53 PM Permalink
Wolvie

:::peaks in, shakes his head, then hangs it in shame:::

=(

Thu, 10/03/2002 - 1:41 PM Permalink
emperor j. ones

I just love these pictures you guys are putting up......da plane ! da plane!

and Atari !

and Wolvie, i don't know what that mess is you have......

How about them PACKERS Wolfman?

4-1 & at the top...

queens 0-4 ';';'YAWN';';'

heehee...

Tue, 10/08/2002 - 9:52 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

That's all you got ?

Wed, 10/09/2002 - 10:43 AM Permalink
Wolvie

L2F,

He needs a step ladder to bring it taller. To bad his daddy is using it.

Wed, 10/09/2002 - 2:18 PM Permalink
Maverick

About fucken time, man! = )

Mon, 10/14/2002 - 8:59 PM Permalink
Maverick

They played hard and with emotion. It was nice to see them win another game. That's been a scarce occurance this year.

Sun, 10/27/2002 - 5:24 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Way to kick Green Bay's ass Vikes!!! Nice job.

Sun, 11/17/2002 - 2:42 PM Permalink
THX 1138



I don't get it. The Vikes have sucked all year, then they go and beat probably the best team in the nation.

I just don't get it.

Sun, 11/17/2002 - 3:21 PM Permalink
ares

thx, when i pick teams each week, i never pick against tampa bay or green bay at home. why? because the only teams that ever win at those 2 stadia are tampa bay and green bay respectively. likewise (except for this time when i had to circle green bay to win), i never pick against the vikes in the packers/vikes home game, because the only team that ever wins that game is the vikes. thats just how it is.

Sun, 11/17/2002 - 7:00 PM Permalink
THE REPOMAN

When is the funeral?

R.I.P.

Sat, 12/21/2002 - 9:55 PM Permalink
ares

obviously not yet.

Sat, 12/21/2002 - 9:58 PM Permalink
emperor j. ones

R.I.P. quEEns.........

GO PACK GO !

Sat, 12/21/2002 - 10:34 PM Permalink
Wolvie

From what I have seen over the last few games, the Vikings have something to build on for next year. They have beat two good teams the last two games. I guess it just took longer for the Vikings to gel together then I thought. Hovan has been coming on strong. Biekert is a great addition. In the off season I would like to see them address CB. Get one more great D lineman and one more great O linemen. Vikings should be set to go at least 8-8 next year. Bennett, Moss and Culpepper are a great core of people to build around.

Sun, 12/22/2002 - 12:48 AM Permalink
me2

I will still stand behind our team :)

NOTE: learned from the Minnesota Science Museum last month that the real true Vikings never wore horns on their heads...now every time I see the Viking helmets of our football team I want them to change it.
Maybe to a big fat rat that likes to eat Wisconsin cheese!

Sat, 01/04/2003 - 11:29 AM Permalink
Wolvie

NOTE: learned from the Minnesota Science Museum last month that the real true Vikings never wore horns on their heads...now every time I see the Viking helmets of our football team I want them to change it.

I have always been in favor of putting the Viking head on the helmets instead of the horns.

Sat, 01/04/2003 - 2:14 PM Permalink
Wolvie

From the Viking Update. I love this one!

Those of us at VU (choke) would like to send our condolences (chortle) to the fans of the Green Bay Packers (snicker), who lost their first home playoff game in franchise history last night (ha-ha) to the Atlanta Falcons. Congratulations on a good season and enjoy watching the rest of the playoffs on TV like everyone else.

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 11:15 PM Permalink
Clue Master

It couldn't of happened to a better bunch of morons. My sincere condolences. YUP!

I feel like I missed the Superbowl. Damn that would of been nice seeing the look on that jackass Farve's face. I would of liked to hear what that commentating bed buddy of his had to say even more. What the hell is that dumbshit going to talk about now? That's the best news that I've herd in a while. Except we'll need to think of another drinking game other than the the one where Madden mentions Farve's name.
Next we could maybe get a coach that knows when to hold 'em and knows when to fold 'em.

Mon, 01/06/2003 - 11:40 PM Permalink
me2

Well, didnt you hear? Favre says he was thinking of retiring if the Packers would have gone to the Superbowl...now we have to put up with him for another year!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 2:05 PM Permalink
Wolvie

now we have to put up with him for another year!

Great! Because he loves throwing int's! =)

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Tue, 01/07/2003 - 11:13 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Farve sucks. God I hate that guy

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 2:24 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Bumpa, ba,....da, da,da,da go pack go........

You know what the difference between the vikes and the pack's season this year ?

3hours and 18 minutes.

Well o.k there's that whole record thingy but it didn't do much in the end.

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 10:38 AM Permalink
me2

who's record? how many times our quarterback got sacked or how many interceptions caused by Favre? Both teams did not do well this season. Ours did well in the end as Packs did well in the beginning. Maybe they should mix the teams together.

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 11:31 AM Permalink
Wolvie

Maybe they should mix the teams together.

SACRILEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 11:45 AM Permalink
me2

I was sooooooo just kidding!

actually I saw this commercial where the little girl leaves Santa Claus cheese and she get a ton of toys...do you think if we tell Santa about this place called GREENBAY - he may reward us with a Superbowl for next Christmas?

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 11:50 AM Permalink
Wolvie

We can always try! =)

Wed, 01/08/2003 - 12:31 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Well the Johhnie Cochrans of the world might as well screw up football too. I woner if I can sue the NFL for not allowing me to be a lineman because I'm not a big fat guy. It's discriminitory I tell ya. Next the NBA for not letting me play point guard because I'm not 6'7". It's height discrimintation damnit !

Thu, 01/09/2003 - 10:15 AM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

I'm a white man. I can't jump. I think that's unfair. I should be in the NBA.

Thu, 01/09/2003 - 10:17 AM Permalink
Wolvie

I think they can build the stadiums without tax payer money. Look at New England ( I think that is where it was done). The owner of the Pats built his own stadium. The public no longer has sympothy for the owners. Even the threat of relocating the team will not work. All around the U.S.A. the public is saying no to public financing of stadiums.

Thu, 01/09/2003 - 10:37 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Gotta go with Oakland. Although I'd like Tampa to win. But Oakland just seems to be the better team. I actually picked them to go to the 'big one' with the Giants before the beginning of the season. I was pretty close anyway and can't change now I guess.

Go Oakland Joe!

Wed, 01/22/2003 - 1:17 AM Permalink
Byron White

The Bucs' defense should shut down Oakland.

Wed, 01/22/2003 - 8:33 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

"There are two teams that wanna win, and that's not gonna happen cuz only one team can win, and that's very unfortunate."

I do miss Denny Green once and a while for good quotes.

I think Oakland is going to win. I can't stand Sapp or Keyshawn, their mouths will be even bigger if they win. Although I do like Brad. Their defense is vulnerable to hard smash mouth running games and Oakland has a pretty good one. tampa's quick but not as powerful. And if they get behind they are going to be in trouble. I like Brad but he's as durable as a tire with 10 patches on a dirt road. Gannon deserves it I think and Oakland I think is more talented, but it's the supebowl so anything can happen.

Wed, 01/22/2003 - 10:02 AM Permalink
Wolvie

There has been a lot of talk in the sport sections of a lot of papers and TV. Talking about the NFL's overtime. Talk has it that the NFL might look at changing OT. I for one like the way it is now. Any thoughts on this? If you are for changing it, how would you?

To start this off....

Should the NFL change its overtime format?

Fri, 01/24/2003 - 10:33 AM Permalink
machias








the most witless "arctic blast" comment, bar none ...



"The longer we wait, the harder it gets,"said Alan Marxhausen, undersheriff for Mille Lacs County.



"undersheriff?" how about a demotion to jr. asst. undersheriff for being such a t-o-o-l
TOOL?!?

Sat, 02/08/2003 - 8:20 AM Permalink