ya know, i was gonna kick back, nuke a bag of popcorn, and watch the show. right up until the m&m's came out. there's something inherently wrong with that. now i'm thinking i may have to shoot y'all for it.
Shaniqua don't live here no mo' [3x] (Is Shaniqua there?) Hell no
Shaniqua don't live here no mo' [3x] (Is Shaniqua there?) Hell no
I wonder who Shaniqua is. What she does and where she lives. If she a pothead with too many zits. A movie star with inflatable tits. Does she take the train, or drive in a car. Work in the office, or down at the bar. How the hell should I know she could be Albino for all I care. (Hello, Is Shaniqua there?) Yea she is, but she can't talk now. She's busy milking are purple cow. and talking to the easter bunny. (Man you think your funny) Shut up, beavis! I told you six times befo'. Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
see- only when it contains a man would I melt. In post 169 I was extra deadly because it was all women! I had to 'take her out' cause I don't get involved with 3-some's!- oh, unless they are all men :)
Hell yeah.. we were actually talkin bout comin down for the next clue.. that is if the thing isnt found someplace today. But we'll see how that goes when it comes time for it.
Hell yeah... you should buy yourself one of them Girly half shirts from ICP's website, that says "Juggalette" on it, and pimp that freshness with pride.
Who you talkin to like that? Cause I KNOW you aint talkin to me, shaniqua!
Who yo fatass think I'm talkin to Keisha?!
::winds purse up around wrist to use as a weapon::
Oh heeeeellllllllll naw bitch! Tell me you aint finna hit me! You come near me with yo skank ass and yo hooker purse, I will knock yo ass out.
::growls, showing gold teeth, and missing other teeth::
Deez boots were made fo walkin, and das just what dey finna do! Deez boots is gonna FUCK YO HOE ASS UP!!!
::Hides behind the couch::
GITCH YO ASS UP FROM BEHIND THAT COUCH BIATCH!!!
Go away! Leave me alone!
::Spits a big wad of foam out and growls like a wolf::
bitch DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!... Dont make me hafta call in my baby daddy Rollando to getch yo ass!!!
::Jumps out from behind the couch and throws a bag of all green M&M's at "Keisha's" head::
:: Falls down and flounders around like a fish for a while, and then slowly dies ::
WOOOOOO! I win!
throws a bag of all green M&M's
uh-oh! You may have won, but I don't know how long you'll live!!!
ya know, i was gonna kick back, nuke a bag of popcorn, and watch the show. right up until the m&m's came out. there's something inherently wrong with that. now i'm thinking i may have to shoot y'all for it.
::lays back down::
Don't shoot me... it was Shaniqua... and Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
(Is Shaniqua there?) Hell no
Shaniqua don't live here no mo' [3x]
(Is Shaniqua there?) Hell no
I wonder who Shaniqua is. What she does and where she lives.
If she a pothead with too many zits. A movie star with
inflatable tits. Does she take the train, or drive in a car.
Work in the office, or down at the bar. How the hell should I
know she could be Albino for all I care.
(Hello, Is Shaniqua there?)
Yea she is, but she can't talk now.
She's busy milking are purple cow. and talking to the easter bunny.
(Man you think your funny)
Shut up, beavis! I told you six times befo'. Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
I wonder who Shaniqua is - Thats what I was wondering!
Encore!
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with any woman that has a bag of green m&m's!
yeah, cuz they're a deadly weapon when the number 69 comes around...
actually that's when she melts in his mouth ;)
the rest of the time can be considered deadly
oh, so Shaniqua shoulda been throwing the M&M's during the whole fight, except for on post 169?
aaah, I see ---
see- only when it contains a man would I melt.
In post 169 I was extra deadly because it was all women!
I had to 'take her out' cause I don't get involved with 3-some's!- oh, unless they are all men :)
I had to 'take her out' cause I don't get involved with 3-some's!- oh, unless they are all men :)
uh if they're all men, you're involved then, how?
:: scratches head ::
sorry...get technical.
'unless the other two are men'
is that better?
Am I gonna have to 'take you out'?
Don't be messin' with the green m&m!
Am I gonna have to 'take you out'?
any time you'd like to.
**jumps around and waves hands**
TAKE ME OUT TOO!!!
I already have a gift for you guys- but I couldnt wait and I ate a couple :)
Damn really? Its not bananas is it?
naw. methinks you'll like it though.
hi.
Wud up Peanut?
clownz spotted at como!
thanks guys for showing up tonight.
Damn... we kept realizing right after we split from you guys both times, that we forgot to ask what the surprise was.
It waz way coooool to be part of the ICP wicked carnival tonight guyz!! You Jeckel Bro's should stop down more often.
Hell yeah.. we were actually talkin bout comin down for the next clue.. that is if the thing isnt found someplace today. But we'll see how that goes when it comes time for it.
well, j. that's ok. they were in me2's truck and not my car. and she's eaten most of them anyway :)
Hey guys, If you are at the PP tonight I will bring you something :)
I'll bring Joe!
We havent decided if were gonna be there yet tonight..... most likely we will... but nothings concrete yet.
Hey! I wanna thank my Klownz for being our body guards in the woods! You guys ROCK! :)
Well, then... The klowns would like to thank Scribe for being our number one ninjette.
Hell yeah... you should buy yourself one of them Girly half shirts from ICP's website, that says "Juggalette" on it, and pimp that freshness with pride.
I just jacked this fresh ass lamp from Ares and Me2's room....
puts it down in the corner, plugs it in, and turns it on.
Hell yeah. Now we can read the funny papers up in here, when it gets dark.
Cool....I'm a Ninjette...This is the bestest year ever!
Hello, Lampy!
Who? What?
The truck will travel from cache to cache. It's name will be:
Legends of the Cooler Crew: Wicked Clownz and the Monster Truck
OR
Legends of the Cooler Crew: Violent J./Shaggy 2 Dope and the Monster Truck