Shoot the Breeze With the Cooler Crew - Peoplesforum Edition

Just got back from outside... Snowing, starting to get windy, and the cops are out harassing people, even without the paint on.

finally some white stuff! now if it will just stay!

woo hooo!!! snow!!

Even in this rather bitterly cold day, the sun came out and the snow went away. Seems there just isn't going to be snow cover for the hunt.

Long karazy week is behind now and we can enjoy a couple days before it all begins again.

And this Joe is just sitting here waiting to be had.

Gotcha!

They are going to have to push the Winter Carnival back a month if our winters don't stop not cooperating(triple negative).

Given the last few winters, I think it might of been better to have the hunt in April when it seems to dump on us. But who likes to dig in that wet, heavy snow? I guess it's fine where it is. :-(

march. definitely march. cuz what a way cooler birthday present it would be to find the thing.

What? My birthday isn't in March.

sucks to be you then :)

It does not suck to be me, I do not know what you referring to.

march. definitely march. cuz what a way cooler birthday present it would be to find the thing.

I agree! Maybe even on St. Patrick's Day!!!

Now there's an idea! The medallion could be shaped like a shamrock! And we could all have green hair and beer for two whole weeks!

Now you're talkin'!! I always thought there needed to be more than just one day of partying.

blech, beer. i don't care what color it is. blech.

Well gee....maybe our dear,dear friends, the Medallionators will sponsor their hunt those two weeks.....then we can all hang at Buggs bar on St. Patty's. Now wouldn't that be fun? LOL!

Ares, that comment was blasphemous!

beer.

blech.

beer

blech.

gimme a bottle of smirnoff ice mixed with a shot or 4 of raspberry schnapps and i'm set.

i'm with you ares! the only time I can drink beer is when I'm drunk! gimme a limon' and coke with a lime wedge!

Ya'll like girly drinks!LOL!

well since I'm a girly!

and since when is hard liquor girly anyway!

i like kami's too, scribe. in fact, i owe me2 one or 2 at mcg's.

uh oh, this could get interesting!

hahahaha. no way, ll. i've gotta drive home that nite still, and i don't particularly want her puking in my car either. :)

ya ya ya! excuses excuses! just hand the lady a barf bag!

nah. i'd make her hang her head out the window like a dog, except she'd get a frostbitten face.

j, when you read this, i dunno what got into me. i didn't mean a word of what i said.

Oh I forgot about all that! Thanks for reminding me! Me2 didn't you ruin one of Dal's purses?LOL!

dog house, party of one.

I love that story!

dog house? for who?

for the dog of course

Tips for Red Necks

IN GENERAL
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is
still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

DINING OUT
1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour
slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your
fingers covering the label.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a
taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his
manners are.

PERSONAL HYGIENE
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should
be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days.
However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they
tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of her
finger foods.

DATING (Outside the Family)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to
go out with you since I read that stuff on the fillin' station bathroom
wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will
say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer,
it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

THEATER ETIQUETTE
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately
after the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven
they can't hear you.

WEDDINGS
1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Unless you are the groom, kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds
may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a
cummerbund
and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special
occasion.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is
loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires
always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite
to ask her to bring back beer.
5. Do not give a blow job while traveling in a funeral procession.

I like your new pic scribe.....PUCKER UP!

Thanks,LL, I had to do my hair and make-up, thats why it took me so long!

Do not give a blow job while traveling in a funeral procession

AWWWWWW MAN!

Yeah, it's especially bad to give one to the corpse........who knew?

An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.
Each orderd a pint of beer . Then a fly landed in each one's
beer . The Englishman, turning slightly green, pushed his beer away and asked for another one .The Scott took the fly out ,
shrugged, and drank his beer . The Irisman pinched the fly
between his fingers and yelled " SPIT IT OUT! "SPIT IT OUT!"

LOL! well I'm off to the bar now that I don't have to worry about the teenager for a while! talk to yous' all later!

CU LL!

Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

Are you sure this doesn't work? I thought you could do anythingwith duct tape!

CU LL!

Whoa maaaan...narley! Did you see that?

Artemis: You can do anything with duct tape.....I think it's the pantyhose combination that spoils the chemical effectivesness of the hallowed tool.

lol! I did see that-sorta like a visible echo!

Yeah, it's especially bad to give one to the corpse........who knew?

personal experience?

Hey,hey,hey.....you know I don't share personal....um.....so anywho.....LOL!

how 'bout that hairbrush of yours? :)