Bush Junior has shown himself to be an ace at ruling the global Empire
WASHINGTON ~ Many experts were concerned that George Bush Junior didn't have what it took to lead the Republicrat Empire when he became the Imperial President. But since the start of World War III and the collapse of the American dollar, Bush Junior has proven himself to be a whiz at economics and a geopolitical genius. According to top Republicrat strategists, Bush Junior's leadership abilities may rival those of FDR and Lincoln.
The Imperial President showed his true genius on September 11, 2001. Before that horrible day was over, Bush Junior determined that CIA operative/terrorist Osama bin Laden was behind the attacks. The Imperial President analyzed the terrorist's motives and determined that bin Laden hated freedom. He could clearly see that terrorists are evil and Republicrats are good. Bush Junior instinctively knew that bin Laden hated anything good.
Based on his conclusions, Bush Junior crafted a clever plan to crush all opponents to the Republicrat Empire and save America from financial ruin and terrorism. Republicrat historians believe that Bush Junior's War on Terror will inject new life into the crumbling Republicrat Empire.
To protect the Homeland, Bush Junior moved quickly to eliminate freedom in America. This shrewd move removed the object of the terrorists' hatred, thereby eliminating their sole motive for attacking America. Public relations experts for the Republicrat National Comitteewere impressed by Bush Junior's plan for Operation Collateral Damage in Afghanistan. The operation would demonstrate to terrorists that we weren't all good, allowing terrorists to more easily relate to America.
High level Republicrat economists immediately recognized the genius in declaring an open-ended war against evil. Special accountants applauded the Imperial President's decision to conduct the Operation Collateral Damage public relations campaign in Afghanistan. The operation would prevent terrorism and open up a pipeline route to India for Enron.
Future incursions planned to eliminate evil promise to provide great profit potential for the companies that really matter in America. Republicrat investors were so impressed by his handling of the new economy that they threw a rallyto salute the Imperial President. A leading member of the Merchants of Death Association recently expressed his support for the new devalued dollar, stating that exports of weapon systems should sky-rocket.
Fearsome American ex-boxer Randall "Tex" Cobb, in films from 1983, can usually be found playing born-to-raise-hell characters with names like Box, Wolf, Swede, or simply Big Harry Con. A godsend to comedy films, Cobb has menaced Chevy Chase in Fletch Lives (1985), Jim Varney in Ernest Goes to Jail (1990), Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1993), and Leslie Nielsen in Naked Gun 33 1/3 (1994). Perhaps Randall "Tex" Cobb's nastiest cinematic alter ego was Leonard Smalls, the "Lone Biker of the Apocalypse" in the Coen brothers' Raising Arizona (1987). ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Hello, Mindbomb.
I love you Bill Fold.
You're more of a man than I'll ever be.
I'm sorry I'm such a jerk, I just can't control myself around you.
You're the sexiest man I've ever met.
Come on "Repoman", why'd you delete your post?
Does the dog house have a chandelier in it?
Mindbomb! Get your butt back up on the porch!
Mindbomb's not here, man.
This is Ian?
Ian's not here man
Ians visiting lalaland
or Ianworld
take your pick
where's the love?
oh, and I am assuming he's 'feelin the love' there too :)
Maybe we should change the name of this thread to:
Ian, Where's The Love?
Come on Mindbomb, why don't you stop by and chat?
huh?
Holy Mindbomb sightings Batman!
I'm holy? Kewl.
huh?
Hello, Mindbomb.
Good to see you again.
I like your audio! Finally! Nice to see/hear you Mindbomb. Now who da hell R U? ;-)
Actually I'm just JT under a different pseud. I had to do something! What's a great topic thread if the namesake doesn't even show up?
Good one JT. ;-)
LOL! Good one!
EXPERTS FIND BUSH JUNIOR IS A GENIUS
Bush Junior has shown himself to be
an ace at ruling the global Empire
WASHINGTON ~ Many experts were concerned that George Bush Junior didn't have what it took to lead the Republicrat Empire when he became the Imperial President. But since the start of World War III and the collapse of the American dollar, Bush Junior has proven himself to be a whiz at economics and a geopolitical genius. According to top Republicrat strategists, Bush Junior's leadership abilities may rival those of FDR and Lincoln.
The Imperial President showed his true genius on September 11, 2001. Before that horrible day was over, Bush Junior determined that CIA operative/terrorist Osama bin Laden was behind the attacks. The Imperial President analyzed the terrorist's motives and determined that bin Laden hated freedom. He could clearly see that terrorists are evil and Republicrats are good. Bush Junior instinctively knew that bin Laden hated anything good.
Based on his conclusions, Bush Junior crafted a clever plan to crush all opponents to the Republicrat Empire and save America from financial ruin and terrorism. Republicrat historians believe that Bush Junior's War on Terror will inject new life into the crumbling Republicrat Empire.
To protect the Homeland, Bush Junior moved quickly to eliminate freedom in America. This shrewd move removed the object of the terrorists' hatred, thereby eliminating their sole motive for attacking America. Public relations experts for the Republicrat National Comitteewere impressed by Bush Junior's plan for Operation Collateral Damage in Afghanistan. The operation would demonstrate to terrorists that we weren't all good, allowing terrorists to more easily relate to America.
High level Republicrat economists immediately recognized the genius in declaring an open-ended war against evil. Special accountants applauded the Imperial President's decision to conduct the Operation Collateral Damage public relations campaign in Afghanistan. The operation would prevent terrorism and open up a pipeline route to India for Enron.
Future incursions planned to eliminate evil promise to provide great profit potential for the companies that really matter in America. Republicrat investors were so impressed by his handling of the new economy that they threw a rallyto salute the Imperial President. A leading member of the Merchants of Death Association recently expressed his support for the new devalued dollar, stating that exports of weapon systems should sky-rocket.
Nothing is as it seems. Don't believe the hype. Think outside of the box. Call your mother.
Read Hakim Beyand their world will never look the same to you again.
I dunno, but I shore do love this guy!
Randall "Tex" Cobb
Actor
Born: 1954
Fearsome American ex-boxer Randall "Tex" Cobb, in films from 1983, can usually be found playing born-to-raise-hell characters with names like Box, Wolf, Swede, or simply Big Harry Con. A godsend to comedy films, Cobb has menaced Chevy Chase in Fletch Lives (1985), Jim Varney in Ernest Goes to Jail (1990), Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1993), and Leslie Nielsen in Naked Gun 33 1/3 (1994). Perhaps Randall "Tex" Cobb's nastiest cinematic alter ego was Leonard Smalls, the "Lone Biker of the Apocalypse" in the Coen brothers' Raising Arizona (1987). ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide
Huh?
Good to see you Mindbomb.
Stop in more often.
looks like there are some false Mindbombs lurking around.
a Mindbomb with falsies?
Looks like the Mindbomb I know and love.
Gotsta love yourself before others :)
I'm confused.
That's the real Mindbomb.
Of course we are. I am he and you are me and we are all together. Goo goo cachoo.
see how they run ...
Hey Bomber
Who loves ya big guy?
Bwaaaaah!
He ain't real.....no lollipop!
wheres the lollipop? or mind'bomb'pop?
and interesting how Mindbomb and THX write in all purple...hmmmmm
You think I'm Mindbomb?
That's just crazy.
I haven't used AOL since 1994, and then only briefly.
So it's briefs NOT boxers?
Thong
::: runs away :::
get the hell out of my way, ian, you're not moving fast enough!
Shake that thang baby!
Come on blow my mindbomb!
::gyrates::
yes dear. don't we have a ways to go though before i can do that?
notice how Ares actually stuck around to see you 'shake it'?
hhmmmmmmm
ya had to go there didn't ya, j?
Hey ares, check this out!
::gyrates toward ares::
no thanks.
oh, Ares- you sooo love it!
go get your thong
(I know you've been dying to pull it out)
and dance with THX :)