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Clue Master

Yeah, NS, WTF huh?

Thu, 02/06/2003 - 9:17 AM Permalink
Frosti

Lovely.

Thu, 02/06/2003 - 11:29 AM Permalink
me2

interesting way to go.
ever wonder how you will go?

Thu, 02/06/2003 - 12:39 PM Permalink
ares

occasionally. like when i'm about to get into a car accident or something :) but for the most part i really don't want to know.

Thu, 02/06/2003 - 12:47 PM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

ever wonder how you will go?

Not really. I always go the same way, standing up.

Thu, 02/06/2003 - 1:45 PM Permalink
me2

now see- us women see it differently AW--we go 'sitting down'.

now the interesting thing there is ---sometimes guys go sitting down and could see our perspective but usually dont...in the 'real world' women don't go standing up but practically always see the mans perspective.

Thu, 02/06/2003 - 2:12 PM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

...but practically always see the mans perspective.

hehe. That's funny.

Thu, 02/06/2003 - 3:36 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Or perhaps they do go standing up. How would us guys know? And how do you know that it isn't a big conspiracy, and all guys go sitting down and therefore know the womans perspective, but choose ignorance as a tool to defend against crabby women. The only option I see here is unisex public restrooms, otherwise women will never achieve equality.

Thu, 02/06/2003 - 3:59 PM Permalink
Scribe

Any social change to pick up chicks, huh, Timmers? You'll fit into Hamline just fine..........LOL!

Thu, 02/06/2003 - 5:48 PM Permalink
ares

oh yeah right, tim. that'll work real well at say a stadium trough.

Thu, 02/06/2003 - 7:18 PM Permalink
The Chemist

All I can ask is that Nathaniel Benjamin hurries up and appears his little head so that life can get under way.

Thu, 02/06/2003 - 10:31 PM Permalink
Marleyking

Hi, I'm a member of the newly formed "Puck Posse," and I'd just like to invite you and all members of the "Cooler Crew" to join in on our first mock hunt that started yesterday. I posted a message in the forum, but I'm not sure if I posted in the right spot, since I can't find it today. Anyways, I just thought I'd let you know, it'd be cool if you'd post something on your site letting coolerheads know about the hunt, but it's up to you.

This was a email from Kiltyj---Thanks Kiltyj

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:49 AM Permalink
ares

sick thought, yes, chem. but it does point out the problems with how inefficient a unisex restroom would be at such a place. i mean those troughs are meant for processing as many people as possible in as short a time as possible.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 7:04 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

I respect the trough.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 7:24 AM Permalink
ares

when i was but a wee lad, maybe 7 or 8, i learned an important lesson in trough etiquette in one of the restrooms at the metrodome. that being that you don't talk to anyone else in the men's room. of course at the same time, my uncle learned a very important lesson in humility.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 7:35 AM Permalink
ares

and since its here. joe!

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 7:41 AM Permalink
The Chemist

And that was?

Did you happen to face your uncle while you were talking to him?

The key point is that you can talk at the trough just make sure you are talking to the wall.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 7:51 AM Permalink
The Chemist

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 7:51 AM Permalink
ares

i was talking to the guy next to me, and it wasn't my uncle. something to the effect of "boy you had to go real bad, huh?"

i'm pretty sure that tag line's been there since this thread's inception. nice coincidence nonetheless.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 8:00 AM Permalink
THX 1138




So, what's your name?


Fri, 02/07/2003 - 8:32 AM Permalink
ares

i don't even want to know where you got that picture from.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 8:44 AM Permalink
The Chemist

I think he ran down to the local watering hole to get a quick pic.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 9:34 AM Permalink
Marleyking

LOL nice thx nice!!!

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 9:45 AM Permalink
THX 1138



i don't even want to know where you got that picture from.

Just did a Google image search on "urinal trough" and that's what popped up. It's from some raceway. It comes from www.urinal.net.

Pretty gross, huh?

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 10:30 AM Permalink
ares

that a web site named www.urinal.net exists is just plain disturbing.

and hey. didn't i say i didn't want to know where you found that image at? :)

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 11:19 AM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

It would be disturbing to look at a person's resume and see: "Webmaster- www.urinal.net" on it.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 11:34 AM Permalink
ares

who would you put down as your employer on that line item on your résumé? mr. clean?

doubles joe.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 11:40 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Personally, I find the site fascinating. I know that secretly you all do deep down too. Come on now, admit it. Don't be a urinalphobe now. http://www.urinal.net/

Check out the top 10 urinals. This one is from the NYC Marathon.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 11:46 AM Permalink
ares

they're ranked????

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 11:47 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I'll bet none of YOU have the word 'urinalphobe' in your spell check list. nanananana

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 11:50 AM Permalink
ares

ok, the site's concept isn't nearly as disturbing as this comment in it (in the piss & moan section which is an "interesting" name to say the least ;) ): Your site's fantastic, only comparable to the fascinating experience of entering to an unknown restroom and wondering "what kind of urinal will I find this time..."

people actually wonder that?

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 11:51 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

no way

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 11:53 AM Permalink
Clue Master

people actually wonder that?

I guess I don't exactly wonder about it, but think about it. I'll bet that all the guys in here can say where there are troughs or even with or without partitions around normal urinals

Boy, we touch on all subjects in here don't we?

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 11:57 AM Permalink
ares

geez. i mean here's the conversation snippet i had with me2 right after she posted the question about wondering how you'll go:

ares: interesting question you pose there
me2: i thought it would open the discussion
me2: :)
me2: intellectual or not

this wasn't exactly what you had in mind when you asked that question, was it j?

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:08 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

I like the full length urinals that go all the way down to the floor, you know what I am talking about? Those are the best.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:10 PM Permalink
ares

you do have to be careful with those, lest you pee on your feet.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:12 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Yeah, but it gives him a bigger target to hit.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:13 PM Permalink
Clue Master

OOOh yeah baby!! Good one. You can never miss plus it can handle a 'gentleman' such as myself. ;-)

::grabs crotch then embarrassingly realizes that there's not much there::

Ah, nevermind

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:14 PM Permalink
ares

well, cm, if i keep up drinking all this caffeinated pop, i'll be in the same boat as ya :)

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:17 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Oh please can we not go down this road?

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:19 PM Permalink
The Chemist

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:21 PM Permalink
ares

my brother, somewhere in the middle of wisconsin once upon a time, caused someone to enter the restroom at a gas station, and then run to the station across the street to use the one over there because of the aroma he left in it. i pity the poor girl who was stuck behind the counter that afternoon.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:23 PM Permalink
The Chemist

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:25 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Oh please can we not go down this road?

It looks like the road might of turned into a highway. Plus the hunt is over. What else is there to talk about? There's really not a whole lot going on in the world these days anyway is there? ;-)

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:25 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Except

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:26 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Joe!

LOL ares and chem

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:26 PM Permalink
ares

no problem, chem. of course, this is also the same brother of mine who was working on installing office furniture in the dain tower in dt mpls had this conversation with the foreman: brother: "why can't i go up to the 19th (or whatever floor it was that had the exec's on it) floor?" boss: "did you smell what you did to the 17th floor?"

he's also the same brother who while installing the chairs in the auditorium of the science museum discovered the best fart removal system ever invented. a vacuum cleaner hose. with the head unit placed 20 feet away, blowing in the direction of his other coworkers.

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:28 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Nice!

note to self, file for future reference

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:30 PM Permalink
me2

::grabs crotch then embarrassingly realizes that there's not much there::

hhhmmmm, maybe you have big hands? what is your shoe size again?
otherwise...I wish I could really comment further on this or help you out and give you my oppinion but we are both married to different people than eachother ;(

Fri, 02/07/2003 - 12:46 PM Permalink