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2003 Pioneer Press Treasure Hunt - The Blair Witch Hunt

Submitted by THX 1138 on

Discuss the 2003 Pioneer Press Medallion Here.

Allison Wonderland

I totally agree on the Ann Bilanski thing. Quite possibly the worst clue ever. If you of all people didn't get it, I don't know how anyone was supposed to, and I have yet to hear of even one person claiming they got it. Jake was trying to tell me my clues were harder than this year's PP clues but someone got the right answer to everyone of my clues last year within an hour of it coming out (even if they wandered onto other wrong answers later on). A clue that no one gets is bad cluewriting I think.

Wed, 03/05/2003 - 1:35 PM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

mcentyre

Mag and Tire? I like it Ares!

Ugh no, please not that Ann! Marley and I were just talking about the possibility of it being at como, and how much endless shit Frozen would get if its there :-O

Wed, 03/05/2003 - 11:07 PM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

Oops I meant Mag Ann Tire...

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 12:47 AM Permalink
me2

Funny as i began to read Ares first line of 'ann tire co' I read it as a play on words at that second and then you all talked about it- PERFECT ;) we are all thinking the same- I like it!

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 9:46 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

but
on
the
"B" side:



Soon to be a geocache near YOU !

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 6:31 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

OH! That's funny!

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 6:39 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Way Good! LOL

I know what DL I'm looking for tonight.

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 6:54 PM Permalink
Terry

OMG!!!! That's a riot!!!!

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 7:02 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

I Won't Go Huntin' With You Jake - Jimmy Dean

Oh, it's springtime in the mountains
And I'm full of mountain dew
Can't even read my catalog
Like I used to do
I'm a-settin' in that little shed
That's right back of the house
Here's comes old Jake with all the hounds
But he's gonna hear me shout.

CHORUS:

Oh, I won't go huntin' with you, Jake
But I'll go chasin' women
So put them hounds back in the pens
And quit your silly grinin'
Well, the moon is bright, and I'm half tight
My life is just be- ginin'
I won't go huntin' with you, Jake
But I'll go chasin' women.

Let's go down to the meetin' house
And wait till they start home
Them gals that live on Possum Creek
We'll always leave alone
We'll run them down the corn rows
Them sassy little misses
We'll scare them pretty gals to death
We'll stop and throw 'em kisses.

CHORUS:

Now, go wash your face and comb your hair
'Cause it's durn near time to start
But let me tell you 'fore you go
There's one that's got my heart
Don't chase that gal with the yaller hair
And wears a dress of green
For that little gal belongs to me
I know she's past sixteen.

CHORUS:

Now I was headed for the general store
When a silly thing I seen
They make 'em in the city
It's called a magazine
I turned to page thirty-two
And look at what I found
Them gals wear clothes that we ain't seen
Beneath them gingham gowns.

CHORUS:

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 7:23 PM Permalink
Terry

That makes it even better!!!!!

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 7:32 PM Permalink
ares


definitely.

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 7:41 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Thanks,

saved me the search !

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 7:59 PM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

hilarious!

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 8:38 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Thanks Ian and TMK. I live for that kind of stuff.

Don't chase that gal with the yaller hair And wears a dress of green For that little gal belongs to me I know she's past sixteen.

Sounds like areas talking about me2 ;-)

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 8:48 PM Permalink
ares


first of all, its not a dress of green she wears, its a hard candy shell of green.

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 8:57 PM Permalink
Clue Master

You're right. Plus, she isn't 16 yet either is she?

Chock up another point for CM

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 9:01 PM Permalink
ares


actually, she and i were talking about just that today. it sucks. i've got 2 weeks and 2 hours left to give her crap about being 7 years older than me. then its back to 6 until december. that must make me about 8 or 9 or so ;)

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 9:04 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Well it will be nice to see that you can wear the big boy pull ups after the 21st then. ;-)

Thu, 03/06/2003 - 9:26 PM Permalink
Marleyking

Frozenbuttux is a her!

Kiltyj is a he!
Redbear--he
oldtimmer--she

March 3 years ago 73 degrees! wow!

Fri, 03/07/2003 - 9:11 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Same with 1987. What's with the 7th and warm days?

Fri, 03/07/2003 - 9:43 AM Permalink
me2

That is one of those priceless finds in the life of the Cooler :)
thanks for the laugh TMK and Ian

oh, and the smile CM ;)

Fri, 03/07/2003 - 11:41 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

OK, this is the best I could do.

Go to
<http://listen.com/> and download Rhapsody/Audiogalaxy Free Trial. My time is up, but I got to hear 30 seconds of Jimmy Dean.

When you have it installed, and you're logged on, select:

  • Country
  • Nashville Country
  • Artist alphabetically
  • D
  • Jimmy Dean
  • Greatest Hits

    You can immediately listen to it. If it is a song that can be downloaded, somebody should get it. I have a bid on eBay for the CD, but it's got 6 days to go.

    Have fun

  • Sat, 03/08/2003 - 9:02 PM Permalink
    ThoseMedallingKids

    Ian, I have it downloaded.

    Sat, 03/08/2003 - 9:22 PM Permalink
    King Boreas aka Ian

    great-Thanks

    Sun, 03/09/2003 - 1:04 AM Permalink
    me2

    Did someone say 'Jimmy Dean'?
    Isn't he a sausage?

    Sun, 03/09/2003 - 4:18 PM Permalink
    Clue Master

    Wouldn't you like to know?

    Sun, 03/09/2003 - 8:21 PM Permalink
    me2

    He's too 'hick' for me with a name like Jimmy Dean!
    I picture his lazy ass sitting on a sofa with his plaid shirt & torn blue jeans - drinkin' beer belly! telling me to get him the remote control- his mama yellin' from the kitchen (beginning with a low to high pitch tone)... 'Jimmy Dean? Jimmy Dean, you get your sorry ass in this here kitchen and take out the trash!'
    (He is too dumb to think he could throw her trashy skanky ass out the the back door)

    NO THANK YOU! Already know what kind of sausage that there man got!

    Sun, 03/09/2003 - 9:18 PM Permalink
    Allison Wonderland

    Actually he's both something of a renowned artist and a successful business man. You could do worse.

    Would you prefer he go by....

    James Dean?

    Mon, 03/10/2003 - 5:11 AM Permalink
    Allison Wonderland

    Darn, now I'm getting hungry.

    Mon, 03/10/2003 - 5:25 AM Permalink
    me2

    you need a home cooked meal AW--how about some Rabbit? ;)
    I bet Jimmy Deans mom could cook you up some.

    and calling him James is a different life story.

    My daughter was born on September 30
    James Dean died on September 30

    Mon, 03/10/2003 - 10:42 AM Permalink
    unomas

    two be is thye,atlt i see
    u my bro u see how u be
    with the soul a ground
    under the skin
    the pack on ur back o,oh
    it :s waiting for u oya it feels so good to feel the ryme
    got the v.c.r it fels good woya to feel my rym
    woya u,and me we feel so ryme,dont fuck around my dog

    wy fuckup see ya at the coin bron yourm thebest
    bro ever 4 ever the sun
    bob shine for evre

    Sat, 03/15/2003 - 12:24 AM Permalink
    unomas

    Sat, 03/15/2003 - 12:28 AM Permalink
    unomas

    Sat, 03/15/2003 - 12:30 AM Permalink
    unomas

    Sat, 03/15/2003 - 12:37 AM Permalink
    Clue Master

    Who dat?

    Sat, 03/15/2003 - 12:56 AM Permalink
    Artemis The Huntress

    Thats Marleys brother.

    What's up S.? Sounds like a little sublime with some extras. You gonna partake in the mock hunt?

    Sat, 03/15/2003 - 3:40 AM Permalink
    Marleyking

    WOW Looks like somebody got into my stash!hehe

    What up bro! Havent heard from you since the pp's hunt!

    PEACE!

    Sat, 03/15/2003 - 6:32 AM Permalink
    me2

    goodness

    Hi S!!

    Tue, 03/18/2003 - 1:33 PM Permalink
    Marleyking

    It has been confirmed Scot was a little drunk! hehe

    Slam um down bro!

    Fri, 03/21/2003 - 2:17 AM Permalink
    Liquor Lady

    A LITTLE!

    Fri, 03/21/2003 - 6:55 AM Permalink
    me2

    Slam um down?
    how about the typical ::slams head on desk::

    Fri, 03/21/2003 - 9:40 AM Permalink
    Marleyking

    Yeah just a little I could just about make it out and the fact he was able to turn the putter on and post---well makes it a little--hehe

    Yeah he probally did that too!

    Sun, 03/30/2003 - 6:59 AM Permalink
    Randahl

    hello

    Tue, 06/17/2003 - 6:02 PM Permalink
    Frosti

    RANDY!!!!!

    Tue, 06/17/2003 - 6:37 PM Permalink
    Liquor Lady

    Look out randy! he's got a dildo!

    Tue, 06/17/2003 - 6:39 PM Permalink
    Frosti

    It's not mine, it's Annika's.

    Tue, 06/17/2003 - 6:41 PM Permalink
    Liquor Lady

    uh huh! sure it is!

    Tue, 06/17/2003 - 6:41 PM Permalink
    Liquor Lady

    hey! can I borrow that? ;)

    Tue, 06/17/2003 - 6:42 PM Permalink