I just got an e-mail that sells a pill to enlarge a mans penis-it gave a warning that most women don't like larger than 9 inches. So they shouldn't take the pill when they begin to get bigger than that-
observation: That crystal penis looks larger than that.
and question: what is the average size anyhow? guys?
:: goes into bathroom. digs out measuring tape. realises how embarassing the whole situation is. picks arbitrary length. decides to forget about it since she wouldn't believe it anyway ::
Any measurements by a guy are skewed anyway. You know how big we think 3 inches really is when it comes to that? I guess in order to get an accurate measurement you'll need to do it yourself gals. :-p
Thank you David! for just a straight forward answer - now is that the length::a-hem-cough cough:: when you are reading a Playboy or not reading a Playboy?
It actually varies. Some guys will get substantially larger, others stay about the same size and just get harder. And by the way, I wasn't saying *mine* was 5 inches. That's just the average.
and the reason for the average length of 5-6 inches is that its 5-6 inches in to the cervix, assuring that on average, sperm gets deposited in the proper location
don't you think you should ask annika that?
oh, come on! we all know it's frosti's!
OK, you got me. You can borrow it when Annika's done...
::: and they all ran away :::
I just got an e-mail that sells a pill to enlarge a mans penis-it gave a warning that most women don't like larger than 9 inches. So they shouldn't take the pill when they begin to get bigger than that-
observation: That crystal penis looks larger than that.
and question: what is the average size anyhow? guys?
you want us to measure up for you?
Measure away! ;)
do we trust you to tell us the truth of your measurements?
::curious to see what you THINK you measure up to::
wouldn't you just like to know? ;)
OUCH!
you want us to measure up for you?
your the one who offered!
now if we offered our breast size wouldnt your ::uh-hem:: ears perk up? ;)
well if that's how you want to be, why dontcha just measure for yourself ;)
they might ;)
you offered the information so I wouldn't have to go near any evil wrinkly snakes. my hero :)
:: goes into bathroom. digs out measuring tape. realises how embarassing the whole situation is. picks arbitrary length. decides to forget about it since she wouldn't believe it anyway ::
It only took you 3 minutes in the bathroom- hmmmmmmm.
well you did want an actual measurement.
actual? and not your fantasy measurement?
I know there is a difference but I didnt think you did.
baby, with my fantasy measurement i'd be able to get ya from here ;)
I heard somewhere the average is around 5 inches I believe.
Any measurements by a guy are skewed anyway. You know how big we think 3 inches really is when it comes to that? I guess in order to get an accurate measurement you'll need to do it yourself gals. :-p
Thank you David! for just a straight forward answer -
now is that the length::a-hem-cough cough:: when you are reading a Playboy or not reading a Playboy?
It actually varies. Some guys will get substantially larger, others stay about the same size and just get harder. And by the way, I wasn't saying *mine* was 5 inches. That's just the average.
And by the way, I wasn't saying *mine* was 5 inches. That's just the average.
Just had to clear that up huh allison ;)
Wouldn't want any rumors getting started...
and the reason for the average length of 5-6 inches is that its 5-6 inches in to the cervix, assuring that on average, sperm gets deposited in the proper location
::information overload::
blame me2. she made me post it.
TMI
well she did. i tried to explain it to her last nite, and she told me i had to post it.
Whipped! ;)
not nearly as whipped as she thinks she's got me though ;)
not nearly as whipped as she thinks she's got me though ;)
Much more than you realize.
Damn! Where's dal when ya need her!
i dunno. i haven't talked to her since during aw's hunt.
well Ares was telling me all this at a 2 year olds birthday party- so I told him to post it so I could read it and respond in an ADULT setting! ;)
...respond in an ADULT setting
This is an adult setting? Damn!
::picks up propeller cap and leaves after slamming the door and stomping feet::
stop whining CM or no ice cream for you tonight!
Can I hab sub pahleeze? Wud if I eet ma hole wellfa buga faust?
Ok, but only if you come over and mow my grass first! :)
I hear the ice cream man right now on Robie St!
but funny-he is playing "rock a bye baby"
Hey
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
what is anyone doing posting in this thread
it's hurting my head to think of COMO!
yes-we are- we post in too many threads is all!
hey Randy, I thought of you the other day---no reason ---just thought :)
see you in a couple months
comocomocomocomocomocomocomocomocomocomocomocomocomocomocomo////
the coin will be there from no on : > (
::to the theme of Name That Tune::