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Cooler Crew Legend: the Green M&M

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me2

oh, we'll be back. hahahahaha

Fri, 03/14/2003 - 10:49 AM Permalink
me2

Looks like sexy legs and frog legs are in! ;)

palina-JOE!

Fri, 03/14/2003 - 10:49 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Total distance travelled: 1541.63 mile(s)
See a mapof this bug's travels.

Saturday, March 15, 2003
jonsom placed it in Swamp Thing by King Boreas

Wed, 03/19/2003 - 6:14 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Friday, March 21, 2003
towlebooth retrieved it from "Swamp Thing" by King Boreas:
No fair changing bugs! Thought it was one I haven't had.

Saturday, March 22, 2003
towlebooth placed it in "The Hidden Bald Eagle!" by CB-GPSERS
(Travelled 6.08 miles E)

Sunday, March 23, 2003
s4xton retrieved it from "The Hidden Bald Eagle!" by CB-GPSERS:
Nabbed this bug amongst beautiful scenery... Going to drop it in another ramsey park. -Aaron

Sunday, March 23, 2003
s4xton placed it in "McCullough Park (Shoreview)" by King Boreas
(Travelled 6.1 miles W)

Mon, 03/24/2003 - 1:54 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

a post:

Garrett and I decided to take an adventure and go due north from the Swamp Thing cache. Through the swamp. Very slow going, trying to avoid getting soaked. Here was the interesting part, though. When we got half way to the cache... in the middle of the swamp, emerged a strange man who was walking slowly without shoes on in the swamp. Yes, you heard me right. In a swamp, wearing socks. He started conversing with us, and he was very... um... gone. He lit a cigarette and started talking about, slowly, and sometimes broken "oh, that GPS thing, I found them all. And I don't even have a GPS. The one you're looking for is right here... but they took it." (even though we were still 250 meters away from the cache site) He later wandered off very slowly and layed down in the middle of the swamp. Very strange. Anyway, once we got near him, we quickly ducked into the trees and got to the main park area. Bizarre. Our feet got soaked from all the running about in the swamp. Anyway, when we got to the cache we left a travel bug and took the deck of cards... fun adventure!!!! (although I don't recommend going the route we took - follow the directions as to where to park above!)

E-Mail details:

There are more details from that story that I left out to a) make it
shorter and b) to make it safe for younger audiences or those easily
offended. (i.e. no direct drug references and vulgarity not included)

He was very certainly high, and we were guessing it was something
harder than weed - we weren't sure what, we had not seen a guy high
this specific way before. Perhaps it was a /lot/ of very good weed...
we don't generally partake in that sort of stuff so we couldn't tell.
His face was all blushed and his eyes were incredibly dilated. He moved with a very slow demeanor and was easily amused. He did have a bike and his shoes about 50 meters out of the swamp, and after we found the cache we did see him bike very slowly away. We ducked in the trees so he wouldn't see us, as he was previously insistent that he follow us to the cache. We both were amazed that he could ride the bike. And yes, he did lay down IN THE SWAMP... only for a minute or two, though.

Kinda freaked us out, but end for good laughs and a story in the end.
There was a point where he was talking so weird that we debated
intentionally going the wrong direction so we'd lose him earlier.

So yeah, feel free to post it if you'd like - send me a link to it if
you do, if that's possible. You can include the above tidbits if they
are appropriate.

Mon, 03/24/2003 - 1:57 PM Permalink
me2

Geeeesh, Thank you for taking ME out of the swamp....that guy was creeping me out...he started talking to me about his bike and that the sky was soooo beautiful. He tried to give me a 'hit' but since I didn't move he just placed it to my lips and then back to his, then we heard people in the swamp and he said 'shhhhh, pretty m&m, I'll be back soon' while putting his finger to his lips as he quietly put me back in the cache. Whew, Thank goodness you guys came along.

Tue, 03/25/2003 - 8:52 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

me2 has been kidnapped, whereabouts unknown. It is widely believed that due to the avatar-changing model @ PF, she may be re-appearing in a different form. Stay tuned ...

Tue, 05/20/2003 - 4:36 AM Permalink
me2

I couldn't find myself - whew! Someone moved me!

Tue, 06/03/2003 - 7:21 PM Permalink
me2

A NEW HUNT:

Find Me2!

Sat, 06/07/2003 - 3:13 PM Permalink
me2

what park was I taken from?

Sat, 06/07/2003 - 3:19 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

McCullough Park in Shoreview

I will be replacing it with a new bug, but I don't know if I should use M & M, Catwoman, American Flag, or ???

Ideas?

Sat, 06/07/2003 - 6:50 PM Permalink
me2

just hang on- the m&m will be back -
she is 'me' for the Winter Carnival hunt- she changed like a camelion throughout the year ;p

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 11:36 AM Permalink
ares


come on, baby. what happened to the rumors that you were gonna be something else during the hunt?

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 11:42 AM Permalink
me2

uh, I hae no CLUE what that means!

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 11:56 AM Permalink
me2

Once upon a time There lived a king. The King had a beautiful daughter, the Princess.

But the kingdom was a sad place. There was no laughter, and no joy. The problem was, that everything the Princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood, plastic...anthing she touched would melt!!

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his beautiful daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians.

One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The King was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt at her touch, would marry her and inherit the King's wealth.

Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first Prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. When the Princess touched it, it melted. The Prince went away sadly.

The second Prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt.

But, alas, once the Princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.

The third Prince approached. He told the Princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand...and it did not melt!!

The King was overjoyed! Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed!

And the third Prince married the Princess and the both lived happily ever after.

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 11:57 AM Permalink
me2

The question is?!?!?!?

What WAS the object in the Prince's pocket???

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 11:58 AM Permalink
me2

They were M&M's, of course.
THEY melt in your MOUTH, NOT in your HAND!!

(What were YOU thinking?)

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 12:00 PM Permalink
ares


well i for one was thinking that she was cured when she touched his pocket and it didn't melt.

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 12:03 PM Permalink
me2

she placed her hand IN his pocket!
and she wasnt expecting to play 'pool' I am sure ;p

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 12:32 PM Permalink
ares


yes but in placing her hand in his pocket, did she not touch the pocket itself?

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 12:36 PM Permalink
me2

you can dream what you want Ares - if you want her to touch the pocket than you can believe she touched the pocket. ;)

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 12:41 PM Permalink
ares


uh, honey, what exactly are you trying to imply by that statement? that i'm not really thinking she was touching the pocket? ;)

oh and, uh, joe.

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 12:42 PM Permalink
Clue Master

F the whole thing. Ares can have her touch his pocket and I'll have her venture off to wherever else she wants.

P.S. Nice unclaimed Joe there dude. ;-)

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 8:09 PM Permalink
ares


you were saying?

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 8:14 PM Permalink
Clue Master

You've got to have some magical powers to edit that post after 7 1/2 hours.

Mon, 06/16/2003 - 8:19 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

You've got to have some magical powers to edit that post after 7 1/2 hours.

most gods do, don't they?

Tue, 06/17/2003 - 2:01 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Sorry it took so long to put her in a cache but since we visited Minnesota we haven't cached much Once but anyway here she is in WI hope she enjoyed the trip. Once again sorry for the delay. Socko and Vincetti

Wed, 06/18/2003 - 2:16 AM Permalink
ares

she's back then, eh?

Wed, 06/18/2003 - 4:36 AM Permalink
me2

I was kidnapped by the Italian Mob duo, Socko and Vincetti!

They kept me in their pocket- I could peek from under my blindfold, you shoulda seen the way they were eyeing me - they wanted to lick me so badly.

I could hear a wrist watch next to me - It was engraved "J.Hoffa" !

They tried grilling me under the hot lights -They wanted to know where someone named 'Spike' was hiding out, but I kept my cool, I didn't melt!

They buried me in a metal cache in Wisconsin thinking no one would ever find me! But I never cracked! I kept my hard shell through the whole ordeal. I knew someone would come for me.

Wed, 06/18/2003 - 6:08 AM Permalink
ares

They tried grilling me under the hot lights -They wanted to know where someone named 'Spike' was hiding out, but I kept my cool, I didn't melt!


that's cuz they didn't try to eat you. for which i would have had to send vinny and guido after them ;)

Wed, 06/18/2003 - 6:10 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

it gets worse - vincetti is a 15 year old boy

Wed, 06/18/2003 - 6:59 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

my team consists of three people. Mel, my wife, Vincetti, my 15 year old stepson, and me. we did not steal any travel bugs. This subject gets a little sticky however. Vincetti has a condition called obsesive compulsive disorder, and manifests it by doing things a little differently than most people. I asked him several times if he had any of the travel bugs, and he didn't answer me. I finally had his mother pin him down and he admitted that he had three of them. His reply was, what's the big deal. I'm off all summer and can place them anytime I want. I had to lay down the law and tell him that the rules for travel bugs were that you reported them as soon as you collected them, and then you placed it as soon as possible. I think he understands now, and if not, I will keep a closer eye on him when we hunt in the future. Out entire team appologizes for the mishap.

Wed, 06/18/2003 - 7:02 AM Permalink
me2

oh my god! I thought I was only dreaming. -
I was really a boytoy?
I remember when I dated 15 year old boys!
on 2nd thought - I probly taught him a few things- ;)
no wonder he didn't want to give me up
his secret green love slave

Wed, 06/18/2003 - 7:08 AM Permalink
ares


it doesn't count if you were still in high school too, j. :)

Wed, 06/18/2003 - 7:18 AM Permalink
ares

dammit. i'm jealous. she always goes somewhere and doesn't take me with :(

Fri, 07/04/2003 - 11:07 AM Permalink
me2

Cool! While I was in Illinois did they take me to the Oprah Winfrey Show? I would like to think she had a show on travel bugs and I got to be a guest speaker :)

While in Michigan can someone take me past where Madonna grew up and then take me for a drive on the 8 Mile in a red corvette like Prince sang about? Thanks

Sat, 07/05/2003 - 7:58 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

Sat, 07/05/2003 - 10:49 PM Permalink
me2

oh pllllleaaaaaassseeee never take me to see Jerry!
unless it is a Tom and Jerry ;)

Sun, 07/06/2003 - 9:12 AM Permalink
me2

That is soooo cool
I got to visit a covered bridge and Jesse James house!
I just found out part of my missing family lives in Missouri---
my bug is soooo lucky to travel!

thanks Ian for letting me live through the eyes of a 'bug' :)

Sun, 08/24/2003 - 11:46 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Thu, 01/15/2004 - 4:06 AM Permalink
me2

that looks like I'm with Cluemaster....in Holland? ;)

I look soooooo happy :)

Thu, 01/15/2004 - 8:16 AM Permalink
Clue Master

It looks like you have a bit of lockjaw there baby. How'd that happen?

Thu, 01/15/2004 - 10:52 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

::snerk::

Thu, 01/15/2004 - 1:59 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Funny how your mouth and my nose are about the same size.

;-)

in the picture of us that is

Thu, 01/15/2004 - 11:14 PM Permalink
me2

;O DOH!

did you wanna play dolls with me CM?

Fri, 01/16/2004 - 8:44 AM Permalink
Clue Master

did you wanna play dolls with me CM?

Oh, for sure! But please let me call them action figures so no one gets any weird ideas.

Fri, 01/16/2004 - 9:37 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Fri, 01/16/2004 - 10:34 AM Permalink