The doors swing wide open and he stands in the doorway - a pale figure with stark white hair and a bowling bag. It's Dick, the Albino Bowler, and he's come to bowl. If you're lucky enough to be at one of the small town bowling alleys he chooses to visit, you're in for a treat. Soon everyone in the alley will be gathered around his lane to witness his extraordinary display of bowling virtuosity and his thick white sideburns.
I think Ares was with me a couple weeks ago- do you remember Ares? Maybe it wasnt you...saw a white car with duct tape holding the front bumper passengers corner side of it together.
yeah but then he'd be walking around with a desk on his forehead all day long, and he'd look like that guy in the vw commercial who's got a new car on his mind.
three-of-a-palina-joe! (thanks go out to me2 for pointing it out to me)
Do you think a "liberated" Iraqi culture will understand the function of a Ronald McDonald?
Think about it. If you had never heard of him, would you buy patties of processed, fried animal flesh bi-products from a over-excited guy in a bright yellow jumpsuit (one that looks suspiciously like a radiation suit) and jerry-curled orange hair?
If Ronald had a uni-brow they would become the shape of the 'golden arches' - never noticed that. The subliminal messages that people try to send, geeesh. Look deep into my breasts, you are getting hungry....hahahahaha.
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Just when I thought you couldn't get any weirder.
I wonder if jethro bowls???
I wondered if you would ever say anything about me, Bombedbrain.
Bombedbrain and Bombedmind.
Haven't heard either of those in a long time.
Thanks
jethro bodine 2/24/03 1:54pm
Then you must not have seen me defending you on the WOT thread. You're welcome.
Bomber, you have mail.
Thanks
I think Ares was with me a couple weeks ago- do you remember Ares? Maybe it wasnt you...saw a white car with duct tape holding the front bumper passengers corner side of it together.
i don't think it was me; i haven't been anywhere near you since the rehash.
hmmm, ok, I know it wasn't a dream cause your not in my dreams.
well good, now that we've got that straightened out...
:::bangs head on desk:::
thx? is that you? ;)
I know how you can stop your head from banging on your desk...duct tape your head to your desk.
yeah but then he'd be walking around with a desk on his forehead all day long, and he'd look like that guy in the vw commercial who's got a new car on his mind.
three-of-a-palina-joe! (thanks go out to me2 for pointing it out to me)
got a new car on his mind
I thought he had bombs on his mind
Tickle Me Elvis
That's just weird.
I like it
www.reemco.com
Do you think a "liberated" Iraqi culture will understand the function of a Ronald McDonald?
Think about it. If you had never heard of him, would you buy patties of processed, fried animal flesh bi-products from a over-excited guy in a bright yellow jumpsuit (one that looks suspiciously like a radiation suit) and jerry-curled orange hair?
If Ronald had a uni-brow they would become the shape of the 'golden arches' - never noticed that. The subliminal messages that people try to send, geeesh. Look deep into my breasts, you are getting hungry....hahahahaha.
hmmmmm. you're right. too funny. nice breasts ;)
hungry. yeah. that's it.
:::bangs thong on desk:::
Hey Bomber. Where's the love?
ya know, jt, when i first read that, i read it as "bangs schlong on desk"
ouch!
Hey Bomber
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"bangs schlong on desk"
And I thought Bomber was weird.
No one out wierds Mindbomb.
I will admit, I've met both ares and mindbomb in person, and mindbomb is much weirder.
But only on the surface.
Once you get through that hard exterior, he's just a cute fuzzy snuggly bunny inside.
See
I know my Mindbomb.
::wink wink::
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily the views of the Peoples Forum. This post is a congrats and a joke rolled into one. No animals were harmed in the making of this post. All celebrity voices are impersonated. Any images you may see are just an illusion. There is no such thing as death, we are all one consciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. We are nothing but an imagination of ourselves. Some people don't smoke enough weed, others smoke too much. You know which category you fit into. The walls aren't breathing, but the voices in your head are real. When you drop acid be sure your tray table is up, your seat belt is securely fastened, and your seat is in the full upright position. Be sure to enjoy the movie.
That post sounded just like Mindbomb.
Mindbomb?
Hello Mindbomb?
<peek>
Speaking of tinfoil hats.
Where are you, Mindbomb?
Mindbomb? Where are you, Mindbomb?
Why isn't Mindbomb in the Nursing Home yet?
Mindbomb is young.
He's got many years left of creating serial killers.
He's got many years left of creating serial killers.
So that's what the Tomato Gang meant.
No comment.
:-)
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Start a band!
Impress your friends!
Virginal Doppelganger!
Hey Big Shooter!
How's Mindbomb's summer going?
You traveling with the circus again this year?
Thanks for the link MB.
signed the Multi-Phallic Vampire
;-)
Rain Soaked Darkness of Hurt
Has Mindbomb always been this scary? YIKES!
Actually, Mindbomb has been acting pretty tame lately.
The meds have helped a lot!