but where were your fingers during peeing? ah, a place that had been in an enclosed damp dark area and perfect place for germs to hang out. YOUR PENIS in your underwear (unless you don't wear any)!
If you wash your hair everyday because it gets dirty/oily/sweaty then other hairy areas get dirty/oily/sweaty too! hense wash hands after every pee.
i'll have you know that urine is sterile unless the tract through which it passes is otherwise contaminated. in other words, you don't need to wash your hands if you don't piss on your fingers.
uuuum, why is it DISGUSTING? if you say there are no germs and you don't need to wash your hands-where is the disgust?
VISUAL AIDS: A GOOD EDUCATIONAL DEVICE I DIDN'T DO IT...
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.
His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pajamas,reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked,"What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?" "Yes" was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
A man and his wife are awakened at 3:00 in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring outside!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about 3 months ago when we broke down and those 2 guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does moans, gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
you guy's crack me up! :)
but where were your fingers during peeing?
ah, a place that had been in an enclosed damp dark area and perfect place for germs to hang out. YOUR PENIS in your underwear (unless you don't wear any)!
If you wash your hair everyday because it gets dirty/oily/sweaty then other hairy areas get dirty/oily/sweaty too! hense wash hands after every pee.
i don't recall ever saying that i don't wash everytime. i do, because quite frankly, its disgusting to not wash afterwards.
What if you use your pecker for eating? Do you have to wash your hands then? Or just shake them one time?
:-)
I don't know what I'm saying, I'm with LL, you guys crack me up
You can hit it, you can beat it, you can slam it on the wall, but til you put it in yer pants, that last drop wont fall.
its disgusting to not wash afterwards.
AND
i'll have you know that urine is sterile unless the tract through which it passes is otherwise contaminated. in other words, you don't need to wash your hands if you don't piss on your fingers.
uuuum, why is it DISGUSTING? if you say there are no germs and you don't need to wash your hands-where is the disgust?
Do tell ;p we will be your therapist man!
THIS IS SWEEET- imagine working for this company---or try to get your boss to incorporate this into your work space!
well, you're the one who said that that particular area of the body is a breeding ground for germs.
sweet workspace indeed!!!
They only get 10 square feet of work space and they're taking up 5 of it with fish tank?
good point but it look soothing- cept for looking through the tank and seeing computer monitors and your co-workers on the other side.
OMG, there's a whole 'nother world out there !
OR---- in here (my house)...
VISUAL AIDS: A GOOD EDUCATIONAL DEVICE
I DIDN'T DO IT...
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.
His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that
something serious had happened.
He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her
pajamas,reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked,"What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
"Yes" was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
oooooooo! I like that one! :)
YOU GOTTA LOVE THE WORLD OF A DRUNK !!!
A man and his wife are awakened at 3:00 in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring outside!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about 3 months ago when we broke down and those 2 guys helped us? I
think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does moans, gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
oh...another now I really have to go wash up....
I though the other thread was bad....