Shoot the Breeze With the Cooler Crew - Peoplesforum Edition

Me 2 I got up early and went to Target to pick up my photos, I dropped them off on Tuesday at 1:00pm and they wont be done till 5:00pm today? So I wont be able to pick them up till tomorrow.

and have you ever really thought of this?... how many people in the world actually die everyday?

"40,000 men and women everyday. 40,000 men and women everyday. Another 40,000 comin' in everyday. Don't fear the Reaper..."

The bankruptcy laws have changed in the past year. For the benefit of the banks.

Of course at that rate, just over a billion people would die over 70 years. So that might have been the rate in the 70's, but if we can assume around 4 billion people will die over the next 70 years, then the average rate over that time would be over 160,000 people a day.

WOW!
and I am NOT one of them at least yesterday! whew!

now how do you suppose they all fit into Heaven?

if they all fit on earth, why would they not fit in heaven?

all at the same time though?
they wernt all on Earth at the same time ;p

They'd be stacking up like cordwood, seeing as there's no exit.

Well actually they are still kind of all here, though many are underground now. There are some estimates (though not universally accepted) that due to the exponential growth of the population, there are actually more living people than dead people.

Hmmm. How far back are we going? Homo sapien? Homo erectus? I'm not sure I buy that there's more living than dead.

Are we talking about Heaven here? Its my understanding that not everyone goes on to Heaven. Some go to Hell. And can our mortal minds truly fathom the vastness and complexity of God's Heaven?

Well actually they are still kind of all here

I heard tonight I have a ghost in my house. but we knew that already :)

If you have one, you might have a few. They like to socialize.

In the afterlife, is Allison going to have a ghosts' singles club?

Probably, since I'll probably still be single when I die.

hahahaha- you two just make me feel better :) thanks for the laughs :)
its been a rough day -104 degrees, truck breaks down do to lack of oil, kids have to go to the bathroom and are kicking eachother and crying and my period is early! :(
now tell me how bad you got it!
;p Since I love you guys and you soooo love me :) ...
you all just needed to know that personal piece of information!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

truck breaks down do to lack of oil,

Oh no!

Me2 here is the painting that I'll be entering in the contest. I'm thinking of adding a color to the background maybe a washed out blue?

I think it might be female-related.

He's having his period?

He's gonna bleed to death if that's the case.

hahahaha -you guys are uplifting...but my day got WORSE...

Friday heading up to the lake I was feeling like I should let Mark drive the rest of the way but thought 'nah'...

had cruise control on most of the way up when this truck pulled out in front of me on the highway kicking dust up from the side road so I hit the break and the cruise goes off...we are like 1 mile from our Farm Island store turn off when Mark goes to turn the station on the radio and I got mad cause it was a good song (I always seam to put my foot on the gas when I get upset!) ...ofcourse I get pulled over!
as that happen a car with the State Farm logo pulls up in front of us (we have state farm insurance and thought this experience was right out of a commercial). Turns out the guy in the State Farm car was waved over by the trooper cause he was following me and went over the speed limit also! NOTE: it was 12:30 am on Friday night/Sat morn.

So guess what-he issues me a ticket 69 miles in a 55. (note the 69!!!!)

now we chalk it up to par for my day- turn onto highway 28 -only 7 miles to our destination... a SKUNKis in the middle of the road!!!!
I ended up driving over him without hitting the poor guy!

Do you think I should have let Mark drive the last 3 miles? geeeesh!

the weight I felt when I went to bed was terrible-I slept horrible thinking of what I sooo wanted to tell that trooper-but I dont think it would have made a difference to him. I just sat there in disbelief while he went to run our plates. I ended up having to get out of the truck for a picture (talk about feeling like a criminal) because my license was in my bag in the back of the truck and our dog was back there so the trooper wouldnt let me get my license. So they take a picture to show it was me if they need it. :(

AMAZING AMAZING DAY! Friday the 15th?

I guess I should just plain be glad I am still alive...PERIOD (no pun intended)

I realized the last time I have ever had a speeding ticket was about 15 years ago and I had had the sametype of day- worst day at work and period and felt the same way. That was on Lexington Parkway just past Front going North-clocked at 45 in a 30 (which I thought Parkways were 35 even though I was still slightly over) WOW.

So now we are another $115 in the hole---

Sounds like you should have stayed home this weekend Me2, it was so hot out that I thought I was going to burst in to flame.

I beat the heat by getting out on Lake Phalen for a few hours this afternoon. Great fun! I would estimate that the wind was blowing between 15-20 miles per hour, which is blowing pretty hard for small boats like the Sunfish I was sailing, which is just under 14' long. I managed to keep it upright all afternoon, but there were a few close calls. It's pretty thrilling to be hiked out so far and have the boat tilted so far over that if you look down you can see the daggerboard cutting through the water. Whee! So if you drove past Phalen this afternoon and saw a small boat looking perilously close to tipping over, that was me.

I spent the day out at the Ren Fest, wearing pretty much my full costume. I never did get that hot though.

a few thoughts here after a nice weekend of fishing once again :)
1.) I am very thankful that I see daylight everyday when I wake up. That ensures that my life has been extended by at least another 15 minutes.

2.) Considering we all are in "Heavens waiting room" just hanging around 'til we expire, remember that heaven is a vast expanse of pure bliss that had no limits or boundaries. ( I know I will never make it there )

3.) ME2 that sucks. I always take the back roads :) never, never 169.

Have a great day!!

1.) I am very thankful that I see daylight everyday when I wake up.

That'll change in October...

LANGLEY, Wash. — An amusement park operator was killed Saturday when his hair got caught on a roller coaster (search) car, pulling him up as high as 40 feet before he fell, back-first, onto a fence.
Doug McKay, 40, was spraying lubricant on the tracks of the Super Loop 2, a ride at the Island County Fair on Whidbey Island (search), when his long hair got caught on a car full of fairgoers, sheriff's spokeswoman Jan Smith said.
"It basically scalped him, and he fell and landed on the fence," Smith said.

McKay, co-owner of Paradise Amusements (search), based in Post Falls, Idaho, was pulled between 25 and 40 feet into the air.

Paradise Amusements had set up rides at the Island County Fair, located about 30 miles northwest of Seattle, for the past three years, Smith said.

Smith said grief counselors were on hand but that the fair continued after the incide

I saw this on the news last night!

wearing pretty much my full costume. I never did get that hot

would that have been your BIRTHDAY suit early ;)

I am grateful to make it through the weekend - isn't it amazing that when someone is having a wonderful peaceful day somewhere around Minnesota/the World someone is having the wrost day ever :( -As some of us are having our worst days to think someone just had thier best.

that poor guy---oh man OUCH!

I have noticed more leaves changing it must be the dry weather.

Hey ESD -your painting looks hot... & humid :)
she looks like she has worked hard that day and she is taking a moment reminiscing a fond memory.

or...

she also looks like there is someone standing above but in front of her ...he spoke gently and she recalled the voice...she is slowly lifting her head to reveal someone she hasnt seen in years. :)

I think she looks as if she just got done having sex with her husband's brother and is thinking about how the guilt, that was now thrust upon her, was not worth the lame sex that just transpired. A photo of her husband sits on the dresser to remind her of the many happy years they shared together.

Story end A: The husband comes home early and finds the two sitting on the bed in a room that had that distinct smell of sex and shoots both of them cold dead.

Story end B: The husband never finds out and because the wife realizes how special their marriage is, she makes the extra effort to keep him happy and they live long happy lives together.

Ok, if this is like an ink blot test, I'm getting nervous.

and they live long happy lives together.

Until the wife blows her own head off because she can't handle the guilt any longer and the brother blows himself away at her funeral for the same reason.
A mysterious man all dressed in black with a rabbit tattoo, is seen in the back row at both funerals. Hyumm?

The End ;-)

Wow I thought I had a wild imagination.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch. Screaming in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin in every way."

The doctor told him, "Your testicles are fine, but I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay by next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together, an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the hotel room she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them. She said, "You're the first, no one has ever touched these breasts." Next she takes off her panties and says, "You're the first, no one has ever touched me here."

Barely able to contain himself, he immediately drops his pants and

replies . . . . . . .

Look at this, it's still in the CRATE."

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Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the streets
of the little town of Waverly, Minnesota.

The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole's said, "Ole...what in
the world are you doing? Where are your clothes? You're naked!"

"Yah, I know," Ole said. "See, I vas over to dat 'playboy' Sven's
house for his birdday party. Dere vas about 28 of us. Der vas boys
and girls."

"Is that right," his policeman friend asked.

"Yah, yah. Anyvay, dat Sven, he says, 'Everybody get into da bedroom.'

So ve all go into da bedroom, vhere den he yells, 'Everybody git
naked!'"

"Vell, vee all got undressed.

Den he yells, 'Everybody go to town!'"

"Oh my!", exclaimed the policeman.

"Yah, yah. I guess I'm da first vun here."

ha!

Funny stuff MV

deep CM---very deep
and I am sure AW is analyzing us as we type ;p

Afternoon Ralph.

I am bored again at work but I will spare u people any random thoughts that may be drifting through my processor. Have a nice day!!

This is the painting that I entered in the 2002 competition. All right make up some stories about this one LOL.

Looks like he is a lost relative of the late James Dean :)
or James Deans ghost is inside him---you can see it in his eyes!