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Knock, Knock, Knock

BLAM, BLAM, BLAM!

 

Luv2Fly

This is funny ! You need speakers for this to be funny. It's safe for work so don't worry. I laughed pretty good when I heard this.

Here ya' go.

http://w3geek.com/movies/pilots.htm

Thu, 09/18/2003 - 12:05 PM Permalink
Clue Master

funny. thanks

And you too, enjoy the rest of your flight L2F

Thu, 09/18/2003 - 12:08 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Thu, 09/18/2003 - 9:55 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Sort of related....

I ordered a catalog online a couple months ago. It was a Glock specialty item sort of thing.

Now I'm getting stuff from these funky ass Soldier of Fortune type companies.

The sons of bitches sold my name!

Now the fricking FBI is gonna have a profile on me just because I wanted a Glock T-Shirt.

Fri, 09/19/2003 - 5:29 AM Permalink
Torpedo-8

How much do ya think they got for your name?

Fri, 09/19/2003 - 5:46 AM Permalink
THX 1138



I dunno.

A nickle?

Fri, 09/19/2003 - 5:48 AM Permalink
Byron White

Now the fricking FBI is gonna have a profile on me just because I wanted a Glock T-Shirt.

And this bothers you?

Fri, 09/19/2003 - 8:21 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

They already had a huge file on JT ;)

Gun totin' lily white neighborhood livin, shed building maniac menace to society. Runs message board full of crazies, malcontents and a libetarian communist. File note, likes to bang head on desk, intell says this is some kind of code to the other people on the board, we are unable to determine what the meaning of the head slamming is. Further surveilence needed.

Log update.

Has Glock t-shirt. Reccomend he be moved into threat Alpha category.

Fri, 09/19/2003 - 8:31 AM Permalink
crabgrass

Now the fricking FBI is gonna have a profile on me just because I wanted a Glock T-Shirt.

welcome to life during wartime....and remember, it's ALWAYS wartime from now on.

Fri, 09/19/2003 - 8:38 AM Permalink
THX 1138



I know, Crabby.

We should fight the terrorists with love & hugs and cute fuzzy bunnies.

Fri, 09/19/2003 - 8:42 AM Permalink
Byron White

all I can say is that it would not bother me if the FBI had a file on me. for all I know they do.

Fri, 09/19/2003 - 8:51 AM Permalink
East Side Digger

Fri, 09/19/2003 - 1:20 PM Permalink
crabgrass

We should fight the terrorists with love & hugs and cute fuzzy bunnies.

this is the best you can come up with?

how about not creating them in the first place?

how many terrorists in your neighborhood?

why is that?

Fri, 09/19/2003 - 4:07 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Yeah, we created the terrorists.

What the f**k?

That's just nuts!

Sat, 09/20/2003 - 5:08 AM Permalink
East Side Digger

Sat, 09/20/2003 - 5:42 AM Permalink
crabgrass

Yeah, we created the terrorists.

That's just nuts!

yes...it's nuts what our CIA does around the world.

you think these people are pissed off for no reason?

Sat, 09/20/2003 - 1:16 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Nice.

Always blame someone else for your own actions.

I see "Freethinkers" don't believe in personal responsibility.

You know, Bin Laden had no problems with the US or the CIA when they were on his side against Russia in Afghanistan.

Sat, 09/20/2003 - 8:44 PM Permalink
crabgrass

Always blame someone else for your own actions.

my actions?

Bin Laden had no problems with the US or the CIA when they were on his side against Russia in Afghanistan.

so, he went from being on our side to our enemy for no fucking reason at all?

things have reasons you know.

Sat, 09/20/2003 - 9:02 PM Permalink
Torpedo-8

No JT, blame everyone else for everything.

Sun, 09/21/2003 - 5:14 PM Permalink
crabgrass

Bin Laden had no problems with the US or the CIA when they were on his side

we were paying him

Sun, 09/21/2003 - 5:30 PM Permalink
THX 1138



we were paying him

You're kidding, right? Bin Laden is filthy rich. Always has been.

Besides, he was just a soldier during the Afghan/Russian war.

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend", perhaps?

Sun, 09/21/2003 - 7:43 PM Permalink
crabgrass

You're kidding, right?

the Bin Laden / Bush connections are not hard to find. Do a little research.

next thing you will try to tell me that Bush and his administration had noting to do with Enron either.

Sun, 09/21/2003 - 8:19 PM Permalink
THX 1138



the Bin Laden / Bush connections are not hard to find. Do a little research.

How about you back up your claims?

next thing you will try to tell me that Bush and his administration had noting to do with Enron either.

Totally separate issue.

Mon, 09/22/2003 - 5:29 AM Permalink
crabgrass

How about you back up your claims?

how about you do a little research.

Mon, 09/22/2003 - 6:46 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Come on Crabby, no reputable news source is making such claims as you are.

The only connection is a former business partner.

Is that your smoking gun?

Pfffft!

Mon, 09/22/2003 - 7:28 AM Permalink
crabgrass

The only connection is a former business partner.

follow the money

Mon, 09/22/2003 - 7:43 AM Permalink
crabgrass

Bin Laden has been on CIA's payroll - suggested by no other but MSNBC. To quote them, Bin Laden's operation 'was nurtured by Pakistan’s state security services, the Inter-Services Intelligence agency, or ISI, the CIA’s primary conduit for conducting the covert war against Moscow’s occupation'.

Mon, 09/22/2003 - 7:53 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

crabgrass 9/21/03 8:19pm

The only problem with your assertion is that Bin Laden was a minor player in Afghanistan at the time. During the Soviet war he was essentially a glorified foot soldier. So yes we paid them to fight the Soviets but they weren't writing checks directly to him. Saying we paid him implies directly or intentionally and is a distortion of the truth. Yes we paid the Afghanies to fight the Soviets. We should have.

The funny part about some is that they bemoan how we used to help or encouraged some dictator. Then they whine if we actually do something about him. We helped Stalin in WW2 as well. You go with the current threat because unlike the monday morning quaterbacks you don't have the gift of highinsight. in 1980 there wasn't a person around who wouldn't have said the Russians weren't our biggest threat befcause they were.

Mon, 09/22/2003 - 8:35 AM Permalink
THX 1138



follow the money

There was no money. It was a failed business deal if I recall correctly. They lost money.

Bin Laden has been on CIA's payroll - suggested by no other but MSNBC. To quote them, Bin Laden's operation 'was nurtured by Pakistan’s state security services, the Inter-Services Intelligence agency, or ISI, the CIA’s primary conduit for conducting the covert war against Moscow’s occupation'.

You're grasping at straws here Crabby, and so is Michael Moran in that article. Why do you think no one other news source grabbed on to that hogwash?

Anyway, there were thousands of soldiers in Afghanistan "on our payroll" during the Afghan/Russia war.

You make it sound like we knew way back in the early 80's, that he was planning to crash planes into the WTC, yet we continued to support him.

Ppfffft!

Mon, 09/22/2003 - 9:51 AM Permalink
crabgrass

You make it sound like we knew way back in the early 80's, that he was planning to crash planes into the WTC, yet we continued to support him.

all I'm saying is that the bin Laden tribe has been doing business of one sort or another with the Bush tribe since at least that long ago....and they are playing Yojimo with it. I'm also saying that we don't know who all exactly had a role in it. And that when we investigated it, Bush appointed a man who is famous for advising another President to lie about commiting crimes. And that when this report did (headed by another person with shared business finally come out, it appeared to be covering something up.

Mon, 09/22/2003 - 6:19 PM Permalink
Clue Master

From a circulating E-mail:

Difference between Liberals, Conservatives, and Southerners

Question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges..

You are carrying a .45, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the gun have an appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer:

BANG!

Southerner's Answer :

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading).

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

Mon, 09/22/2003 - 10:52 PM Permalink
THX 1138


I've provided links to the stories.

You can figure out the rest.

Tue, 09/23/2003 - 5:52 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

uh huh.

Tue, 09/23/2003 - 8:20 AM Permalink
Byron White

JT wrote to fold : I've provided links to the stories.
You can figure out the rest.

Don't you think you might be expecting too much from fold?

Tue, 09/23/2003 - 9:15 AM Permalink
THX 1138
THX 1138


Dispelling the CIA-Bin Laden Myth

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,98115,00.html

Bin Laden himself has repeatedly denied that he received any American support. “Personally neither I nor my brothers saw any evidence of American help,” bin Laden told British journalist Robert Fisk (search) in 1993. In 1996, Mr. Fisk interviewed bin Laden again. The arch-terrorist was equally adamant: “We were never, at any time, friends of the Americans. We knew that the Americans supported the Jews in Palestine and that they are our enemies.”

Wed, 09/24/2003 - 7:33 AM Permalink
crabgrass

“Personally neither I nor my brothers saw any evidence of American help,”

I'll bet that James Bath would tell you the same thing.

Wed, 09/24/2003 - 11:31 PM Permalink
Allan Lang

, it was never intended to be a true "Fact-Based Documentary",

In that case, why didn't the scumbag decline accepting the Oscar?

Thu, 09/25/2003 - 7:48 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

'Bill - Fold' 9/25/03 5:49am

Bill,

It was billed as a documentary. He won an oscar in the documentary category, not mockumentary. It's riddled with deliberate half truths inuendo's and outright lies. I have no problem if it was marketed as a "mockumentary" or politcal satire piece or even comedy, but it wasn't. In short, Mikey Moore is full of shit :)

Thu, 09/25/2003 - 1:54 PM Permalink
crabgrass

or even comedy

you don't think documentaries can be comedies?

or that they have a viewpoint?

Thu, 09/25/2003 - 8:08 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

You mean lies! Lies! Lies!

Fri, 09/26/2003 - 3:40 AM Permalink
East Side Digger

Fri, 09/26/2003 - 4:56 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

crabgrass 9/25/03 8:08pm

you don't think documentaries can be comedies?

Sure. As long as the truth isn't obfuscated to make the joke.

or that they have a viewpoint?

They all do really. Again the point is he downright, mislead, misquoted and altered newsclips, times and dates and staged events to make his point.

Main Entry: 1doc·u·men·ta·ry Pronunciation: "dä-ky&-'men-t&-rE, -'men-trE
Function: adjective
Date: 1802
1 : being or consisting of documents : contained or certified in writing
<documentary evidence>
2 : of, relating to, or employing documentation in literature or art; broadly : FACTUAL, OBJECTIVE

  

Unfortunatly Mikey Moore forgot to look that up.

Fri, 09/26/2003 - 7:15 AM Permalink
crabgrass

Again the point is he downright, mislead, misquoted and altered newsclips, times and dates and staged events to make his point.

like how exactly?

make a documentary about it.

Fri, 09/26/2003 - 8:06 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

crabgrass 9/26/03 8:06am

like how exactly?

Take a look at any number of the links THX provided a few back.

make a documentary about it.

Well if I use Mikey Moore's standards, no problem.

Fri, 09/26/2003 - 8:09 AM Permalink
crabgrass

Take a look at any number of the links THX provided a few back.

I'm asking you.

Well if I use Mikey Moore's standards, no problem.

you are gonna have to do more than tell the audience to see someone else's documentary.

Fri, 09/26/2003 - 8:30 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Take a look at any number of the links THX provided a few back.

I'm asking you.

I've read them among others and that's why I pointed them out. If you don't like my answer, tough.

Two can play at your game, where's your proof he's not lying ?

you are gonna have to do more than tell the audience to see someone else's documentary.

Tell you what, when you start answering direct questons you'll get the samne. I have neither the time nor the inclination to make sure that questions asked meet your satisfaction. If you want to debate on how I answer, fine let's do so. It's not up to you to decide how I respond.

Fri, 09/26/2003 - 8:39 AM Permalink