::Brings in several large ferns, a ficus tree and a philodendron, opens carriers and releases several cats, sweeps up the whoopass can debris while giving ares a dark look.::
::Brings in several large ferns, a ficus tree and a philodendron, opens carriers and releases several cats, sweeps up the whoopass can debris while giving ares a dark look.::
Oh Dear God, you're turning this into a sissy girly thread!
::Hangs pink frilly curtains, puts down a few tasteful throw rugs, installs a library of romance novels featuring sensitive male heroes who wouldn't have a can of whoopass in the house, let alone actually open one.::
::Happily waving goodbye to the grumpy guy, sets out a selection of herbal tea and cookies on beautiful lace doilies, puts up feet, leans back and contentedly listens to a Yanni CD.::
No, no, no. See, in this thread I say who gets to be a grouch and who doesn't.
And I ALWAYS chose to be a grouch in this thread. I'm that jackass old man that would never give you your ball back when it flew into his yard.
Got it, "Cookie"?!!!
If YOU would stop coming in here you wouldn't see us in here cause you wouldn't be in here to see us ;)
Listen up Doofus Bo Bo, If YOU and those like YOU, would stop coming in here, I wouldn't have anything to see. Don't blame me for your inability to control yourself!!!
in the meantime, we all come in here because there is something to see, namely thx's ranting about how there's nothing to see in here.
Here's the deal Dingelberry, I've yet to see one intelligent post in here, so YOU'RE WRONG. There is nothing to see in here.
THX yelling at everybody to leave and that there's nothing to see.
Who the hell let you in here, "Clueless-Master"?!!!!
Lace curtains provide the perfect transition between indoors and outdoors, softening outdoor lighting during the day and brightening the the dark windows at night. Lace can be "see through" or provide complete privacy through the use of shades or layering with other fabrics.
no way, joe!
::Noticing a flurry of posts over the past few weeks, figures there must be something to see now and settles in for an extended stay.::
Don't even make me open this.
Now get the hell out!
::Carries in comfy pillows, fluffs them up, arranges flowers, lights scented candles.::
::Finishes wiring home theater system, hangs family photos on walls, stocks fridge with tasty snacks.::
:: tosses thx's can of whoop-ass into the fire place. enjoys the ensuing explosion ::
::Finishes wiring home theater system, hangs family photos on walls, stocks fridge with tasty snacks.::
LOL!
You forgot the fern!
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Now get the hell out!
Yes, this means you!
You too, ares.
::Brings in several large ferns, a ficus tree and a philodendron, opens carriers and releases several cats, sweeps up the whoopass can debris while giving ares a dark look.::
:: tosses thx's can of whoop-ass into the fire place. enjoys the ensuing explosion ::
There's more where that one came from!
::Brings in several large ferns, a ficus tree and a philodendron, opens carriers and releases several cats, sweeps up the whoopass can debris while giving ares a dark look.::
Oh Dear God, you're turning this into a sissy girly thread!
What is your major malfunction?
Can't you people read?
::Hangs pink frilly curtains, puts down a few tasteful throw rugs, installs a library of romance novels featuring sensitive male heroes who wouldn't have a can of whoopass in the house, let alone actually open one.::
That's it, I'm outta here.
::Stomps through door, slamming it behind him::
::Happily waving goodbye to the grumpy guy, sets out a selection of herbal tea and cookies on beautiful lace doilies, puts up feet, leans back and contentedly listens to a Yanni CD.::
Lace doilies?
Yanni?
That's it, I'm kicking your ass!
:-)
Oh, stop being such a grouch and come over here and have a cookie. :)
THX I think you should read what the kitty is telling you
If YOU would stop coming in here you wouldn't see us in here cause you wouldn't be in here to see us ;)
in the meantime, we all come in here because there issomething to see, namely thx's ranting about how there's nothing to see in here.
THX yelling at everybody to leave and that there's nothing to see.
Joe
Oh, stop being such a grouch
No, no, no. See, in this thread I say who gets to be a grouch and who doesn't.
And I ALWAYS chose to be a grouch in this thread. I'm that jackass old man that would never give you your ball back when it flew into his yard.
Got it, "Cookie"?!!!
If YOU would stop coming in here you wouldn't see us in here cause you wouldn't be in here to see us ;)
Listen up Doofus Bo Bo, If YOU and those like YOU, would stop coming in here, I wouldn't have anything to see. Don't blame me for your inability to control yourself!!!
in the meantime, we all come in here because there is something to see, namely thx's ranting about how there's nothing to see in here.
Here's the deal Dingelberry, I've yet to see one intelligent post in here, so YOU'RE WRONG. There is nothing to see in here.
THX yelling at everybody to leave and that there's nothing to see.
Who the hell let you in here, "Clueless-Master"?!!!!
::tucks a pink flower in THX's buttonhole to cheer him up::
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
That means you too, ares!
Here, take this mat and leotard, we're going to start yoga classes tomorrow--all this stress can't be good for you!
:: watches with glee as the group turns its back to thx, and simultaneously drops its pants in a world record setting moon ::
Why must you people torture me?
Hey, nice ass, ares!
::pinch, pinch::
::tucks a pink flower in ares'...::
shudder
::strategically drapes a large lace doily instead::
Goodnight folks.
This was today's show time.
And now go home!
See you tomorrow
Same time
Same place
Take care
Catch ya later folks.
Oh, and get the hell outta here!
:: farts. watches the pink flower fly across the room and lodge into the wall as if a tornado struck a hay pile ::
::holding breath, sprays air freshener and exits quickly as the philodendron begins to wilt::
It doesn't look like anything is going on in here so I'm leaving!
But before I go I have to post a link to a story about our beloved moderator. ;-)
THX (aka Alfred Van Buren) Story
Get outta here, ya lazy goodfernothins, gat damn whippersnappers!
::Begins to tat a lovely lace runner for the credenza::
:: farts again, just because ::
OMG, we've got ares stinking up the place, and LL girling up the place.
Take that you dabnabbit old scrooge!
Whatcha gonna do now, uh, call the cyber cops?
I am the cybercop. Now get outta here!
booooooooooooooooo
hisssssssssssssssssss
Is that the best you've got?
Just like you to bring a knife to a gunfight.
bang!!!
:: watches thx fall to the ground with a gaping bullet wound in his chest ::
nice knife, huh? :)
Concealed carry.
You bastard!
::Opens all the doors and windows, letting the fresh breeze gently blow in through the pretty white ruffled curtains.::
LL, you're just too Foo Foo to be real.
:-)
::finishes a stunning arrangement of ass flowers, places it carefully on the coffee table::
Oh Man, those ass flowers are stinking up the place.
Now take yourself and your ass flowers outta here!
btw, have you seen my shed?
So when are you coming over to build mine?
::gives THX a hurt look::
Those aren't the ass flowers that are stinking!
::Adjusts a fan so that it is blowing downwind at ares::
No, but it looks GREAT!
And....hmmmmmm.....yes, I think a pair of lace curtains would be JUST the thing to give it that perfect finishing touch! :)
So when are you coming over to build mine?
Never!
I'd never take on a project like this again. It was too much work, and cost too much money.
Now get the hell out of here!
I think a pair of lace curtains would be JUST the thing to give it that perfect finishing touch!
Why do some women try to ruin everything for a guy?
Who's ever heard of lace curtains on a shed?
Now get the hell out of here!
What do you think of these, LL?
Lace curtains provide the perfect transition between indoors and outdoors, softening outdoor lighting during the day and brightening the the dark windows at night. Lace can be "see through" or provide complete privacy through the use of shades or layering with other fabrics.
Oh well, if you don't want to be fashion forward, then have it your way!
::hastily calls Ruffles & Bows to cancel the shed order::
Hey, those look exactlylike the ones I just hung in here!
::beams::