Speaking of urban myths.... has anyone here ever actually gotten their tongue frozen to a metal pole?
Too funny- just last night I was dishing out icecream to my 6 yr old. I asked her if she would like to lick the scooper. She shakes her head no. Me looking at her puzzled asked 'what was wrong' and she said her toung hurt-so I asked 'why would your toung hurt'-she shrugs her sholders like she didn't know- so I looked at it and sure enough it had 2 cuts bleeding :(
She pointed to the scooper- sure enough--before I came along she had already licked the scooper-getting her tounge stuck and she didn't know what to do so she ripped it from her tounge---OUCH!
just like nicking yourself with your zipper in the men's room. there's a show louie anderson was doing where exactly that came up (no pun intended). he was arguing with a woman in the front row about women being tougher than men for dealing with things like childbirth, and i'll agree that women probably are tougher than men about that, of course men learn faster than women and to prove it he made this exchange with the audience. he asked the women how many of them had kids. most raised their hands. he asked how many had more than one. most of the ones that had raised their hands the first time raised them a second. then he asked the men how many had nicked themselves trying to leave the head too fast. all the male hands in the room went up. finally he asked how many of them had done it twice. :)
Nah.. I wouldnt post anyplace with "Jay" in my name... seeing as how thats not even my name. Infact... my name doesnt even start with a J... Violent J is just a "borrowed" name...
Anyway, has anyone heard these? Heard the story about Violent J. and Pamela Anderson? Hilarious shit. I can't figure out who the other guy was - Isha ? "Hulkamaniacs" with ICP ?
"It's rainin' diamonds, I'm drivin' a bomb-ass car, everything's O D (??)"
until
I
Can
Say
And thats the bottom line, cause VIOLENT J said so!!
Gimme a hell yeah, if ya thought that was fresh!
Oh HELL YEAH!
Ya damn right, I took post 316!
and there is nothing
and VIOLENT J MEANS..... NOTHING... that you can do about it, jabronie!!!
IF YA SMELLALALALALALALA.......WHAT THE VIOLENT ONE.......IS.... COOKIN!!!!
~ ~ s n i f f ~ ~
Is that.... pie I smell?
Hot apple pie?
Speaking of urban myths.... has anyone here ever actually gotten their tongue frozen to a metal pole?
Too funny- just last night I was dishing out icecream to my 6 yr old. I asked her if she would like to lick the scooper. She shakes her head no. Me looking at her puzzled asked 'what was wrong' and she said her toung hurt-so I asked 'why would your toung hurt'-she shrugs her sholders like she didn't know- so I looked at it and sure enough it had 2 cuts bleeding :(
She pointed to the scooper- sure enough--before I came along she had already licked the scooper-getting her tounge stuck and she didn't know what to do so she ripped it from her tounge---OUCH!
owwwwww.
Everyone has to do it once. I have never met anyone who didn't.
But how many have done it twice?
Ouch! Poor kid!
just like nicking yourself with your zipper in the men's room. there's a show louie anderson was doing where exactly that came up (no pun intended). he was arguing with a woman in the front row about women being tougher than men for dealing with things like childbirth, and i'll agree that women probably are tougher than men about that, of course men learn faster than women and to prove it he made this exchange with the audience. he asked the women how many of them had kids. most raised their hands. he asked how many had more than one. most of the ones that had raised their hands the first time raised them a second. then he asked the men how many had nicked themselves trying to leave the head too fast. all the male hands in the room went up. finally he asked how many of them had done it twice. :)
Well, the tounge supposedly is the fastest healing part of the body and the hardest to control.
no wonder you're never satisifed then ;)
It's the crushed red bugs ;)
Maybe thats the kids secret to great bowling...it's in the Faygo!
VJ: Do you play softball or post on a softball board? Just curious.
Nah... I havent played a game of softball since I was in junior high, for gym class.
Maybe thats the kids secret to great bowling...it's in the Faygo!
Haha... no.. if Faygo, was the secret behind good bowling, I would have found that out a long time ago.
Nah.. I wouldnt post anyplace with "Jay" in my name... seeing as how thats not even my name. Infact... my name doesnt even start with a J... Violent J is just a "borrowed" name...
you mean, Doink, like that Doink The Clown, dude, that used to be a wrestler?? If so, then Hell yeah, thats bad ass.
you can find Homies at the RC Dicks on Bernard St and Smith Ave!!
Anyway, has anyone heard these? Heard the story about Violent J. and Pamela Anderson? Hilarious shit. I can't figure out who the other guy was - Isha ? "Hulkamaniacs" with ICP ?
"It's rainin' diamonds, I'm drivin' a bomb-ass car, everything's O D (??)"
I thought of you guys for this ...
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese
hahahaha
I can't count the times I've heard that one from my 8 year old.
He still thinks it's funny.
::slams head on desk::
Yeah.. that VJ, and Pamela Anderson thing is the shit... AND that dude from Sugar Ray is afraid of Violent J, hahaha.
that VJ, and Pamela Anderson thing is the shit.
What VJ & Pamela shit?
PU!
She was gonna hook up with him... hahaha.. yeah..
Shiit... aint no one been up in this piece for a minute!!
**Kicks back with a bottle of Captain**
Dizzam, we're the only ones on the who's here list.
I musta scared everyone away... and I didnt even have to say BOO!
Twistes up a big fat one...
Pass that around, ninja.. dont bogart it..
Here you go ninja
::CM swoops in grabbing it and creating a 4" cherry::
::hands it off to VJ with an apology::
Coughhhh coughhh WOW
The sofas on fire! DUDES!
Let that sofa burn! May I toke with the circle?
Look for the token, some ninjas be smoking!