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this was the song played when we walked back up the aisle at the end of our wedding

That was our song for our wedding in Hawaii too. Weird me2.

are you serious CM? and you got married in Hawaii? WOW
you don't look Hawaiian - I know we have a lot in common but that just amazes me

- I walked down the aisle to the original THEME FROM THE 1st JURASSIC PARK movie then for the lighting of the unity candles (in the bird bath) to Michael W. Smith

Straight To The Heart

When i'm down when my soul's in need of rest
Come your words of comfort and of hope
I see your face always smiling back at me
A stream of light shining straight to the heart
Child of god, child of light
There'll be no more lonely nights
Cause you have brightened up my life

There's a road that leads me to this place
A path of love running straight to the heart

and then Return to Innocence

then Neil Diamonds -Will You Marry Me

& Shania Twains- From This Moment

were right after that when we were toasting on the deck

Out at the bonfire -Our first dance was to Maria Carey-

All I've Ever Wanted\09

If you only know
What I feel for you
If you only lived for me
The way I live for you
I'd be in heaven
My dreams would come true

'Cause all I've ever wanted
Is you
And you alone
And I love you so
More than you could ever know
All I've ever wanted
Is you

If you were my own
To caress and hold
I would shower you with love
And drown within your soul
Because I live and breathe for you
And I really need you to know

and our last dance was to Aerosmith Armaggedon

I Don't Want To Miss A Thing\09

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure
I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
I'd still miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
Lying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
And I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever
I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do

Chorus:
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}

{woof, woof, woof, woof}

Verse:
When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
And everybody havin' a ball {Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo}
I tell the fellas "...start the name callin'..." {Yippie Yi Yo}
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Chorus:
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}

Rap 1:
I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger

Instrumental Chorus:
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}

Verse:
I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}

You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Her bone runs out now

Chorus:
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}

Chant:
Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

Rap # 2:

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
that Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they do...ah-ooooo(howl)

Chorus (5 X's ):
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}

Title:\09Rubber Biscuit
Bow bow bow...
(um, do that again)
Bow bow bow...
Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? a wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish you had some meat...
Bow bow bow...
Ummm... the other day i had a ricochet biscuit. a ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. if it don't bounce back... you go hungry!

Bow bow bow...
Umm, umm, umm... the other day i had a cool water sandwich and a sunday-go-to-meetin' bun...
Bow bow bow...
Hee hee hee hee... what da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit?
Bow bow bow...

I
<heart> that song.

That's a drag
School's out for Christmas
School's out till the hunt
I'm bored to pieces
Well we got no class
And we got no principals
And we got no intelligence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes

Well we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag
[CHORUS]
No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's
Dirty looks
Out for one month
Out till the hunt
We might not come
Back at all
School's out for Christmas
School's out forever
School's out with fever
School's out completely
School's out till the hunt

oooh nice ESD!

But my licks was so hot
I made the teacher wanna dance
And that's why
Listen to this
Every day when i get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And i get my sticks and go out to the shed
And i pound on that drum like it was the boss's head
Because
I can bang that drum
Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?
I can do this all day

Can't seem to get my mind off of you
Back here at home there's nothin' to do
Now that I'm away
I wish I'd stayed
Tomorrow's a day of mine
that you won't be in

When you looked at me I should've run
But I thought it was just for fun
I see I was wrong
And I'm not so strong
I should've known all along
that time would tell

A week without you
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet

Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone

A week without you
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet

CHORUS

But, I'm going on vacation!

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis
In each and every one of you out there.

Let me tell you.
Wellllllll...

Elvis is everywhere,
Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody,
Elvis is still the King.

Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody.

Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheesburgers.
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvis is in your mom!
He's in everybody.

He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Elvis in them too.

Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them.
Everybody except one person that is,
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis,
The Anti-Elvis!
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in him,
lemme tell ya.

Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.

And Elvis is in Joan Rivers
but he's trying to get out, man! He's trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!

Elvis is everywhere,
Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody,
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?
Let me tell you!

Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!

Yeah, man you see guys walking down the street
pushing shopping carts,
and you think they're talking to Allah,
they're talking to themselves.
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
ELVIS! ELVIS!

You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle?
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.

Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is!
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.
They look like Elvis.
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.

Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness

Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.

Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's Inside of you and me.

That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Elvis inside of you.

Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Elvis, heal me!"
"Save me, Elvis!"
"Make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light."

That's right!
You've got that Elvis inside of you
and he's talkin to you.
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!

Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either.

Everybody!
Yeah, we're rockin' now!
Elvis is with us.
He's with us and he's speaking to us.

He says "Peoples!"
"Peoples!"
"Everybody!"
"Everybody got to sing!"

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me.

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me.

Elvis!

Sitting on a park bench --
Eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Sun streaking cold --
An old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
The only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
As he bends to pick a dog-end --
He goes down to the bog
And warms his feet.

Feeling alone --
The army's up the rode
Salvation à la mode and
A cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend --
Don't start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze --
When the ice that
Clings on to your beard is
Screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
With deep-sea-diver sounds,
And the flowers bloom like
Madness in the spring.

Dread, natty dread now, (natty dread)
Dreadlock congo bongo i. (natty dread)
Natty dreadlock in a babylon: (natty dread)
A dreadlock congo bongo i. (natty dread)
Eh! children get your culture (natty dreadlock)
And don't stay there and gesture, a-ah, (natty dreadlock)
Or the battle will be hotter (natty dreadlock)
And you won't get no supper. (natty dreadlock)

Natty dread, natty dread, now; (natty dread)
A dreadlock congo bongo i. (natty dread)
Natty dreadlock in a babylon - (natty dread)
Roots natty, roots natty! (natty dread)

Then i walk up the first street, (natty dreadlock)
And then i walk up the second street to see. (natty dreadlock)
Then i trod on through third street, (natty dreadlock)
And then i talk to some dread on fourth street. (natty dreadlock)
Natty dreadlock in a fifth street, (natty dreadlock)
And then i skip one fence to sixth street. (natty dreadlock)

Well its fourty below
and I ain't got a truck
but I don't give a fuck
cause I'm off to the Rodeo
and its alamano left and alamano right
come on you fucking dummy get your right step right
get off the stage you goddamn goof you know...

You piss me off
You fucking jerk
You get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny
with his pecker in his hand
he's a one ball man
and he's off to the Rodeo

and its alamano left and alamano right
come on you fucking dummy get your right step right
get off the stage you goddamn goof you know...

You piss me off
You fucking jerk
You get on my nerves

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

haha!

(you just weren't there)
She told me don't bother to call again
Unless i cut off all my hair
I get so tired of sneakin' around
Just to get to your back door
I crawled past the garbage
And your mama jumped out screamin'
Dont come back no more!
I cant take it
My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to burn your dad
I get real mean when it makes me mad
(repeat last three verses)

I didn't write it, that's how the song starts.

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

Two by two and side by side
Love's gonna find you yes it is
You just can't hide
You'll hear it call
Your heart will fall
Then love will fly
It's gonna soar
I don't care for any casanova thing
All I can say is
Love stinks

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

I've been through diamonds
I've been through minks
I've been through it all
Love stinks

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

I actually have that 45rpm of that J-Giles Band tune.

Then love will fly It's gonna soar

I always thought it said "Then love will fry, It's gone, that's all"

Who's interpretation is more on target? ;-)

Chorus:
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My angel is tha centrefold (angel is the centrefold)
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
(Angel is the centrefold)

Slip me a note under the desk loud and speaking about her dress
I was shy she turned away before she caught my eye
I was shakin?in my shoes whenever she flashed those baby blues
Something had a hold on me when angel passe close by
Those soft jersey sweaters too magical to touch
To see her in that langerie is really just too much

Chorus

Na na na na na na....

It’s OK I understand this ain’t no never never land
I hope that whn this issue’s gone I see you when your clothes are on
Take your car yes we will We’ll take your car and drive
Take it to a hotel room and take ‘em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped Angels from my mind are stripped
Oh no I can’t hide it Oh yes I guess I gotta buy it

Chorus

Na na na na na na....

I always thought it said "Then love will fry, It's gone, that's all"

Who's interpretation is more on target? ;-)

Yo.. i got em from a website..

I'm sure you're correct, I'm just asking who's interpretation is more on cue is all.

Love Stinks!

Yes... it sure does... heh.

Anywho.... Centerfold?? one of the greatest songs ever.

::blushes uncontrollably::

I have that 45 too ;-}

I want a decent record player...

Ever been to Half Price Books?? ninja... they got tons of stuff I want.

I was always partial to:

Shopping Center crazy
I need some fast relief
The boss says, "Boy, you're lazy"
But I'm just bored beyond belief
Laid off since last summer
Man, this really takes the cake
This town is like a prison
And I just got to make my break
They say "Be cautious, little mister"
They shove it down your throat
I'm 'bout to choke - choke
I'm nauseous - my transistor's 'bout the
only antidote to keep my temperature
from runnin' wild
Let me hear that radio!
Chorus
There's a rage in the cage
There's a rage in the cage
Sweet Diana to the rescue
Hot potato to my aid
She's the girl with the swirl
Like air-conditioned lemonade
But the lady's on the hot-plate
Daddy's threatened to disown
Handcuffed tight in a chain of events
I guess I'm out here on my own
It don't take a PhD
To know I'm goin' nowhere fast
I've got to move - I'm on the move
It don't take much to see
This town is livin' in the past
They all just seem to wanna tie me down
Let me hear that radio!
Chorus
I wanna rock it
I've got to rock it
I've gotta get me on that rocket ship to outa here
This town is wearin' ear plugs
I'm of age and loose to juice
But they say Stop! Stop!
There's a fire in the furnace
Breakin' out and breakin' loose
You know I'm just about to lose my mind
They don't want me paralyzed
They just want me neutralized
Chorus

I gotta get this outta my head.....(maybe a post here will help)

They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique
and swinging hot spot
Don't it always seem to go
but you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They paved paradise

They took all the trees
And put them in a tree museum
And they charged all the people
25 bucks just to see 'em
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They paved paradise
put up a parking lot

And put up a parking lot

I'm going to follow your lead, Kitch. Someone mentioned "little boxes" in a different thread earlier today, and this has been running through my head ever since.

Little Boxes

Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of ticky-tacky
Little boxes, little boxes, little boxes, all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all make out of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses all go to the university
And they all get put in boxes, little boxes all the same.
And there's doctors and there's lawyers and business executives
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same.

And they all play on the golf course and drink their martini dry
And they all have pretty children, and the children go to school.
And the children go to summer camp and then to the university
And they all get put in boxes and they all come out the same.

And the boys go into business and marry and raise a family
And they all get put in boxes, little boxes all the same.
There's a green one, and a pink one, and a green one and a yellow one
And they're all make out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same.

Pete Seeger

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall.

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice
When she was just small.

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know.

When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head."

The Caucus Race

Forward, backward, inward, outward
Come and join the chase!
Nothing could be dryer
Than a jolly caucus race.

Backward, forward, outward, inward
Bottom to the top,
Never a beginning, there can never be a stop
To skipping, hopping, tripping
Fancy free and gay
I started it tomorrow and will finish yesterday.

Round and round and round we go
And dance for evermore
Once we were behind, but now we find we are

Forward, backward, inward, outward,
Come and join the chase!
Nothing could be dryer than a jolly caucus race.

Alice In Wonderland Soundtrack Lyrics

I'm Late

I'm late, I'm late for a very important date.
No time to say hello, goodbye, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late
And when I wave, I lose the time I save
My fuzzy ears and whiskers took me too much time to shave.

I run and then I hop, hop, hop. I wish that I could fly
There's danger if I dare to stop and here's the reason why.

I'm over due, I'm in a rabbit stew
Can't even say good bye, hello, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things
But you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Damn ninja.. I was just listening to that song on a CD that I have.

Verse One
Ooooh, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Verse Two
Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch.
And then on Sundays, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bitch. *

Verse Three
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest bitch in whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's mom's a bitch,
Yes she is a dirty bitch.

(slower)
Kyle's mom is a biiiiiiiiiiitch!
CHA!

http://www.musicplasma.com/

sorry this is a site ..that I can't see ..(at work)..but I wanna try it at home...I was told its really cool....

Very cool!!

That site kicks ass Kitch!!!