If you think someone else might find it useless then feel free to discuss it here.
KITCH
along the same lines.....
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse? What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"? What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
12th eh? I got my federal taxes back yesterday, so I'm all set to order a rino 130, hopefully have it the same time you get yours. Sounds good by me, I'll have a few more caches under my belt by then, can show ya the ropes.
33 David was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
He's bald.
34 There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
35 The more there is the less you see.
Darkness or fog.
36 The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States had the same mother and the same father, but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
Sorry guys... i'm having some issues at work tonight. Someone here decided that shift changes were needed so i'm trying to figure out how I'm going to keep working and take care of family needs.
Yeah this sucks...... You bust your butt doing something the best you can and you stick get the stick in the butt.
Riddle...... Does anyone have a network level, communications job for OTS? LOL... I have a pretty resume and a nice background in Special operations communications as well as a network analyst for Comcast :)...
You know OTS, that's what they told us too... That none of the hard work made a difference when it came to operations and numbers. So, where's the incentive? Fortunately, for my current company, they got someone who doesn't give a shit about the past and will do their best regardless. But it does sit in the pit of your stomach that there isn't the human element to it. That's why I Always acknowledge my workers on how much their effort is appreciated. I don't give empty praise but where it's needed and deserved. In case the VP's decide to change their objectives, they at least know that they counted for something.
hopping off manager box
P.S. - Your boys have been F-ing with my connection all night
37. Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!
38. Mom, Dad, and 2 kids have come to a river, and they find a boat. It is small and can only carry one adult or 2 kids at a time. Both kids are good rowers, but how can the whole family reach the other side of the river?
39. Why can't you take a picture of a Indian woman with hair curlers?
40. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
41. Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?
along the same lines.....
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?
What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
Looks like I'm in trouble now....
I'm guessing #1 is a banana split or some dessert
#2 - teamwork, truck, link, talk, network, remark, yack, doublespeak, doubletalk
2)talk
#2 Shake hands
This is an answer to the first group of riddles, not Kitch's.
#3(Kitch) Firetruck
nice! I looked all through the F's and couldn't find a thing. I never thought of two words in one.
CM. It was you that gave my brain a nudge toward the truck with your answer to #2. Just had to figure out what kind of truck.
Firetruck is right!!!
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
An almond joy?
An almond joy? YEP
4 would be grit
GRIT IS RIGHT!!! nice job...
Gosh.... You leave the house for a little while and the kids start watching the naughty channels lol.
OTS - It's just where one's mind is! Hehehehehe
had to do something to keep me busy...geez...
Where's the next set?
Working on it.. sorry.... one min.
34 There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
35 The more there is the less you see.
What is it?
36 The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States had the same mother and the same father, but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
Ok... there you go :)
33- He's bald
34- window
35- fog
36- They were the same person
#33 He put his coat over his head?
#34 A window?
#35 Fog?
You guys are addicted :)
Sure are. And I saw Kids answer to the fourth one so I know that one too! lol
couple more history questions if ya want em (sorry I didn't post any last evening)
What is the state song of Minnesota?
Where was the last Indian battle fought in the US?
hey KC0GRN. I get my bonus on teh 12th... so after I get my GPS... you wanna go out with me and show me whats up?
12th eh? I got my federal taxes back yesterday, so I'm all set to order a rino 130, hopefully have it the same time you get yours. Sounds good by me, I'll have a few more caches under my belt by then, can show ya the ropes.
What is the state song of Minnesota?
Hail Minnesota
Where was the last Indian battle fought in the US?
The Sioux Uprising?
#33 - he was bald
#34 - windows
#35 - fog
#36 - they were the same person - Grover Cleveland
State song: Minnesota Hail To Thee?
Little Big Horn?
Edit: Just remembered this is supposed to be Minnesota History.
33 David was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
He's bald.
34 There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
35 The more there is the less you see.
Darkness or fog.
36 The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States had the same mother and the same father, but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
"They" were the same man.
Answer: Shake hands -----what the heck...a dog has hands???
what a dumb riddle!!!
What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
I need to start my own thread...but I just can't help myself from posting this one...I remembered it yesterday...
Shake hands O.K. i get the dog part now...but I still don't get the sitting down part....geez i'm braindead today.
Coconut
see you getting good at these Oldtimer...
Sorry guys... i'm having some issues at work tonight. Someone here decided that shift changes were needed so i'm trying to figure out how I'm going to keep working and take care of family needs.
bummer deal OTS, hope things work out okay for ya.
Yeah this sucks...... You bust your butt doing something the best you can and you stick get the stick in the butt.
Riddle...... Does anyone have a network level, communications job for OTS? LOL... I have a pretty resume and a nice background in Special operations communications as well as a network analyst for Comcast :)...
You know OTS, that's what they told us too... That none of the hard work made a difference when it came to operations and numbers. So, where's the incentive?
Fortunately, for my current company, they got someone who doesn't give a shit about the past and will do their best regardless. But it does sit in the pit of your stomach that there isn't the human element to it. That's why I Always acknowledge my workers on how much their effort is appreciated. I don't give empty praise but where it's needed and deserved. In case the VP's decide to change their objectives, they at least know that they counted for something.
hopping off manager box
P.S. - Your boys have been F-ing with my connection all night
CM are you in IGH or near by?
Ok sorry these were so late.
37. Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!
38. Mom, Dad, and 2 kids have come to a river, and they find a boat. It is small and can only carry one adult or 2 kids at a time. Both kids are good rowers, but how can the whole family reach the other side of the river?
39. Why can't you take a picture of a Indian woman with hair curlers?
40. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
41. Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?
#37 - I need to think about this some more.
#38 - The kids take one parent and then row back and get the other parent across the river.
#39 - ?
#40 - Seems to me the answer to this is a volcano in a Central or South American country - Ecuador?
#41 - 5 (but I bet there is a trick somewhere in that question)
#37 I would say 3 but the "Think carefully" makes me think it's a trick question :)
Hey, I got all of em right last night!
I'll have to come back later and see how I can do today.
#41-6
#40 Even when Mt. Everest wasn't discovered, it was still the tallest. Just because it wasn't discovered doesn't mean it didn't exist
#37-6
#38-swim or walk across