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I know, it's not really beer related. But what the hell.


 
 

2005 Final Standings

Yellow Jersey: Lance ARMSTRONG - Discovery

Green Jersey: Thor HUSHOVD - Credit Agricole

Polka-dot Jersey: Mickael RASMUSSEN - Rabobank

White Jersey: Yaroslav POPOVYCH - Discovery


Overall Team: TEAM T-MOBILE

Sparky

Hunh.  so that's what berry floor is.  Nice looking stuff!  I thought maybe it was a platform for Blackberry wireless sets or something.  Heh.

Tue, 07/06/2004 - 10:55 AM Permalink
Frosti

True.  But still, if it didn't have to happen.  Oh well.  Things should smooth out now, after the madness of the first few days.

Tue, 07/06/2004 - 10:55 AM Permalink
Sparky

I hope not.  It's getting fun already, and they haven't even hit the mountains yet!

Tue, 07/06/2004 - 10:56 AM Permalink
Frosti

Can't wait for cable TV.  I haven't been able to watch daily coverage for 6 years!

Tue, 07/06/2004 - 10:57 AM Permalink
Frosti

Team time trials today.  Should be interesting and uneventful at the same time.

Wed, 07/07/2004 - 6:21 AM Permalink
Sparky

Posties crushed everybody again, took first by 1:07 over Phonak in second - but due to the new rules (which I'm just going to go on the record as saying I think are some of the most insanely stupid regulations ever concocted), there will only be a 20 second gap between USPS and Phonak, and 40 seconds between USPS and T-mobile (third). 

Wed, 07/07/2004 - 8:18 AM Permalink
Sparky

Stage 4 - July 7: Cambrai - Arras TTT, 65.4 km



Res
ults

1 US Postal                                      1.12.03 1 Phonak                                            1.07 2 Illes Balears                                     1.15 3 T-Mobile                                          1.19 4 CSC                                               1.45 5 Rabobank                                          1.53 6 Liberty Seguros                                   2.25 7 Euskaltel - Euskadi                               2.35 8 Saeco                                              9 Alessio - Bianchi                                 2.57 10 Quickstep-Davitamon                              3.29         

  General classification after stage 4  1 Lance Armstrong (USA) US Postal-Berry Floor 14.54.53 2 George Hincapie (USA) US Postal-Berry Floor 0.10 3 Floyd Landis US Postal-Berry Floor 0.16 4 Jose Azevedo (Por) US Postal-Berry Floor 0.22 5 Jose Luis Rubiera (Spa) US Postal-Berry Floor 0.24 6 Jose Enrique Gutierrez (Spa) Phonak 0.27 7 Viatchselva Ekimov (Rus) US Postal-Berry Floor 0.30 8 Tyler Hamilton (USA) Phonak 0.36 9 Santos Gonzalez (Spa) Phonak 0.37 10 Bert Grabsch (Ger) Phonak

Wed, 07/07/2004 - 8:55 AM Permalink
Frosti

Nice!

Wed, 07/07/2004 - 10:06 AM Permalink
Frosti

Due to a peleton too lazy to chase down a 5-man day-long breakaway, Lance is out of the yellow jersey and I'm out a 6-pack of beer.  Mellow Johnny, indeed.  Hmph.

Thu, 07/08/2004 - 10:19 AM Permalink
Sparky

Ahem.  I toldja.  :)

Thu, 07/08/2004 - 5:16 PM Permalink
Frosti

Yes, you did.

Fri, 07/09/2004 - 12:42 PM Permalink
vivid dadas?

OK, I'm back, it's Friday night late, and I haven't checked in in whaat happened today, but let me say this, I rode some cobblestones in Georgetown this week. How, in the fucking fuck, to race on them on a skittery, sprung, and scary racing bike?

Fri, 07/09/2004 - 9:34 PM Permalink
Sparky

Very carefully, and even then quite a few of the pros bit it.  Not very happy about it either, some of them weren't.

Sat, 07/10/2004 - 9:54 AM Permalink
Sparky

Nothing terribly exciting today - Main GC riders stayed where they were.  Lost another couple of guys to crashes/injuries.  Green jersey changed hands.

Sat, 07/10/2004 - 9:55 AM Permalink
Frosti

This morning's stage is looking equally dull. 

Sun, 07/11/2004 - 7:08 AM Permalink
vivid dadas?

Not gonna watch it until this evening.

Sun, 07/11/2004 - 7:27 AM Permalink
Frosti

I'm not gonna watch it at all until the cable company gets their act together and hooks me up!

Sun, 07/11/2004 - 7:28 AM Permalink
Frosti

From OLNtv.com's live coverage:

16 H 28 - Will Someone Attack? (Please)


Sun, 07/11/2004 - 7:38 AM Permalink
Frosti

The top five in stage eight are:
1. Thor Hushovd (C.A)
2. Kim Kirchen (FAS) at st
3. Erik Zabel (TMO) at st
4. Robbie McEwen (LOT) at st
5. Andreas Kloden (TMO) at st

Sun, 07/11/2004 - 8:14 AM Permalink
Frosti

The Top 10 Overall After Stage Eight


After 1,449.1km of racing the top of the general classification is as follows:
1. Thomas Voeckler (France) BLB 33h03'36" (43.831km/h)
2. Stuart O'Grady (Australia) COF at 3'01"
3. Sandy Casar (France) FDJ at 4'06"
4. Magnus Backstedt (Sweden) ALB at 6'27"
5. Jakob Piil (Denmark) CSC at 7'09"
6. Lance Armstrong (US) USP at 9'35"
7. George Hincapie (US) USP at 9'45"
8. Jose Azevedo (Portugal) USP at 9'57"
9. Jose Gutierrez (Spain) PHO at 10'02"
10. Erik Zabel (Germany) TMO 10'06"

Sun, 07/11/2004 - 8:44 AM Permalink
Sparky

<yawn>

Bring on the mountains!

Sun, 07/11/2004 - 12:32 PM Permalink
Frosti

Rest day tommorow, speaking of yawning.  That's one day I'm glad I don't have cable, because I would just sit and watch highlights that I've already seen.

Sun, 07/11/2004 - 12:47 PM Permalink
Sparky

Rest day, eh?  I might actually get some work done tomorrow.  :)

Sun, 07/11/2004 - 12:52 PM Permalink
Frosti

Why would you want to do that?

Sun, 07/11/2004 - 12:54 PM Permalink
Frosti

The Top 10 Of Stage Nine


The top 10 in stage nine are:
1. Robbie McEwen (LOT)
2. Thor Hushovd (C.A)
3. Stuart O'Grady (COF)
4. Jerome Pineau (BLB)
5. Erik Zabel (TMO)
6. Janeck Tombak (COF)
7. Tom Boonen (QSD)
8. Danilo Hondo (GST)
9. Sergio Marinangeli (DVE)
10. Inigo Landaluze (EUS) all at same time.

Tue, 07/13/2004 - 8:25 AM Permalink
vivid dadas?

Wowie, just finished watching the replay on OLN.

Tue, 07/13/2004 - 8:26 PM Permalink
Frosti

The Top 10 In Stage 10...


The top 10 riders in the 10th stage of the 2004 Tour de France are:
1. Richard Virenque (QSD) 237km in 6h00'24" (39.456km/h)
2. Andreas Kloden (TMO) at 5'19"
3. Erik Zabel (TMO)
4. Francisco Mancebo (IBB)
5. Thomas Voeckler (BLB)
6. Lance Armstrong (USP)
7. Georg Totschnig (GST)
8. Kim Kirchen (FAS)
9. Michele Scarponi (DVE)
10. Pietro Caucchioli (ALB)

Nice to see Lance's name back in the top 10.  Looks like he's getting geared up to get serious.

Wed, 07/14/2004 - 8:14 AM Permalink
Sparky

that is nice to see.  Damn online commenters didn't mention that. 

sounded like this was a tough one, although I was dissappointed that *somebody* among the GC contenders didn't make a run at it.  Everybody keeps waiting for somebody else to make the move, and meanwhile Virenque who seems to be a capable rider has gotten a huge leg up in the GC standings.  Things are going to get a little tight at the top soon, I'm thinking...

Wed, 07/14/2004 - 8:18 AM Permalink
Frosti


Richard The Brave

One of the predictable elements of the Tour de France is Richard Virenque. If mountain points are on offer, the tactics of this irrepressible Frenchman rarely vary. Attack. Collect. Continue. This is how the Quickstep rider forced his way into the polka-dot jersey in the longest stage of the centenary Tour. And he has done it again in the 237 kilometer epic adventure from Limoges to Saint-Flour.
It might be a simple formula, but at the Tour putting any plan into action is never an easy task. What makes the difference is the fact that Richard is no longer considered a contender for the overall title. He’s allowed some leeway. And if he’s given the slightest opportunity there’s no holding him back. “The climbs help me,” declared the emotional winner of the 10th stage. “If I wasn’t interested in collecting points I would not have tried to escape in the first place. Now, for the second year in a row, I’ve won a stage and taken the polka-dot jersey.
The 34-year-old is the phoenix of the peloton. Year after year he returns to the Tour with the same ambition. And the moment you write him off as a burned out veteran he rises from the ashes, flies up the climbs, collects the points and, inevitably returns to the podium to put on the spotted top.
Six times in the last decade Virenque has won the jersey that signifies the best climber in the race. And, until today, he’d won six stages in the Tour. This year his quest is a record seventh King of the Mountains crown. His seventh stage victory was a consolation prize earned after going on the attack with over 200 kilometers yet to race. Richard is not the rider he once was. Now he is fueled by emotion and the cheers of the fans who scream his name in every town and village on the race route. He’s the hero of many French fans despite a colorful history and for him to succeed on the national holiday for Bastille Day was too much for him to consider at the finish. Half way through his victory speech he was overwhelmed by tears of joy. “Last year it was a lot easier because I was part of a group,” he said after a long pause.
“When I went off on my own today, I didn’t do it on purpose,” explained Virenque about the moment he dropped his escape companion for 135km, Axel Merckx. The son of the last rider to win both the yellow and polka-dot jerseys (Eddy, in 1970) simply couldn’t cope with the gradient of the first category-one col of the 91st Tour. And as Richard rose from the saddle to maintain his rhythm Axel lost contact. Riding the final 62km of the stage alone wasn’t part of the plan. It would be a bold man to attempt such a thing in a stage that included nine categorized climbs. He was once brash and bold. He’s more humble now and these days it’s Richard the brave. “I couldn’t feel my body at the end because I was in too much pain,” he said about how he felt on the final short ascent to Saint-Flour. He is willing to exhibit courage; capable of pushing his body to the point of agony but now he knows there’s a limit. Asked if he will try these tactics again in the Pyrenees which greet the Tour in two days time he offered a realistic response. “I really don’t know. I have to rest first.

Wed, 07/14/2004 - 10:08 AM Permalink
Frosti

and meanwhile Virenque who seems to be a capable rider has gotten a huge leg up in the GC standings.

Yabbut he's only got 3 minutes on Lance.

Wed, 07/14/2004 - 10:10 AM Permalink
Sparky

Okay, but he gained *six* minutes today.  He was 12 something back from the lead at the beginning of the day.  I'm just saying, that's a lot to give up to anybody, let alone someone who is good in the mountains - however long in the tooth he might be.  I realize they can't chase down every breakaway, but they didn't even push the peloton to minimize the damage. 

What the hell do I know, anyway?  I'm just babbling now.  the sheer amount of strategy that goes into this is mind boggling.  It's like combining chess and poker, with athletics.  I can see now why it makes fanatics of its followers.

Wed, 07/14/2004 - 10:22 AM Permalink
Frosti

And the beautiful thing is the strategy behind the scenes.  Getting your guys to lead out and act as decoys, and bring you food and water.  Talk about strategy and planning.

Wed, 07/14/2004 - 10:29 AM Permalink
Frosti

There's some.  Glad to have another soul to participate.  Welcome back!

Wed, 07/14/2004 - 2:41 PM Permalink
Sparky

Yeah, what kind of fanatic would name their folder BEER!

Welcome, as well.

This stage is proving as boring as yesterdays, if not more so.  A few more guys do an escape, and the peloton tools along behind, again.  It's too mountainous for there to even be any good cows, except for the one reportedly strapped to the team car of Richard Virenque.  He was awarded it by zealous French fans at the party last night, evidently. 

 

Thu, 07/15/2004 - 5:43 AM Permalink
KITCH

i've just been lurking.....

Thu, 07/15/2004 - 6:03 AM Permalink
Sparky

Well, feel free to de-lurk. 

You keeping up on the tour, Kitch?

Still boring thus far, although rumours of an upcoming ad from OLN with Bob Roll in a cow suit mooing are disturbing folks everywhere (I started them, societal galvanizer that I am).

Thu, 07/15/2004 - 6:12 AM Permalink
KITCH

I just keep up on it here or in the paper...I don't watch OLN as I'm an addict to watching all the poker games on cable.

Thu, 07/15/2004 - 6:21 AM Permalink
Frosti

This is why we love the tour...

Peloton Held Up By Six Cows...


The peloton had to ease off the pace of its chase because six cows were in the middle of the road.

Thu, 07/15/2004 - 6:43 AM Permalink
Sparky

And a little while later, fans mounted on donkeys were cheering on the peloton.  :)

Thu, 07/15/2004 - 7:20 AM Permalink
KITCH

OUCH!!

that wipe out into that post had to hurt like hell

 

Thu, 07/15/2004 - 8:33 PM Permalink
Sparky

yeah, nothing like screaming downhill at high speed and slamming into a relatively unmoveable object. 

Fri, 07/16/2004 - 5:02 AM Permalink
Sparky

I'm going freaking nuts.  Armstrong attacks in the last km's, Basso goes with him, they catch Sastre - and the websites all suddenly bog.  Frack!   I'm definitely staying up late tonight to watch this one. 

Frosti, let me know if you want me to tape it.

Fri, 07/16/2004 - 8:04 AM Permalink
Sparky

Armstrong & Basso drop Sastre!  2 km to go.  could be a sprint finish...

Fri, 07/16/2004 - 8:05 AM Permalink
Sparky

500 m to the line, Armstrong attacks, they're both out of their saddle...  stupid internet is bogging again!

Fri, 07/16/2004 - 8:09 AM Permalink
Sparky

Basso wins stage, Armstrong a close second, Ulrich is around a minute off the pace. 

Lots of orange wearing fans, gave Basso a lift, I'm thinking.

Fri, 07/16/2004 - 8:11 AM Permalink
KITCH

oh crap...now I want to watch it tonite....
(but I want to go to the bar)...Frosti to you think they will turn on OLN at mancini's?
btw...I watched it last nite....

Fri, 07/16/2004 - 8:15 AM Permalink
Sparky

Update:

Ulrich finishes 2 min. 26 sec. off the pace - Voeckler 4 minutes. 

Fri, 07/16/2004 - 8:16 AM Permalink
Sparky

Kitch - I wouldn't even know if they *got* OLN at Mancini's.  If they do, maybe you can bribe the bar manager.

Fri, 07/16/2004 - 8:24 AM Permalink