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amiable

Ok so it's 70% wrong, not 90%.

<blows raspberries>

Mon, 08/30/2004 - 10:24 AM Permalink
Frosti

Probably 60%.  I left the condom statement alone, but...

Mon, 08/30/2004 - 10:25 AM Permalink
amiable

If I time for fighting, I'd invite you over to my jello-filled hottub.

Mon, 08/30/2004 - 10:29 AM Permalink
Sparky

Just a warning - jello plays hell with the blower motor.

Mon, 08/30/2004 - 10:52 AM Permalink
amiable

Yeah well, you'd know.

<grins>

Mon, 08/30/2004 - 10:55 AM Permalink
Frosti

There's always room for jello.

Mon, 08/30/2004 - 12:54 PM Permalink
Frosti

Yeah well, you'd know.

He would?  Sounds like campfire fodder...

Mon, 08/30/2004 - 12:55 PM Permalink
Sparky

Cannot wait for a campfire.  And maybe some bacon procured from a local butcher shop.

Mon, 08/30/2004 - 1:01 PM Permalink
Frosti

Not Von Helsing's Meats?

Mon, 08/30/2004 - 7:13 PM Permalink
Sparky

Maybe we'll take some of that for a backup. 

Tue, 08/31/2004 - 4:25 AM Permalink
Frosti

Major hee ahead:

Have you seen the new Starbuck's commercial?  It features the members of Survivor (yes, that Survivor) singing a version of 'Eye of the Tiger' but with new words.  Even if you've seen the commercial, you need to go to this link and watch the full 60 second version, as some stations are only running the 30 second version.  It requires quicktime, click on the "download starbuck-nometa.mov (4.1 meg)" link and it should appear, oh, and it goes without saying you need sound.

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=humor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fcollegehumor.com%2F%3Fmovie_id%3D55249

 

"Glen's the man, going to work
Got his tie, got ambition
Middle management is right in his grasp
Its a dream he will never let die!!!!!"

Tue, 08/31/2004 - 9:10 PM Permalink
Sparky

It is cute - and I had no idea that it was actually the real band.  How low can one sink?  Or are they not above spoofing themselves for a little cash. 

They're either really hip and able to laugh at themselves, or really desperate with no self-esteem left to care about.

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 5:20 AM Permalink
Frosti

I'm voting for no self esteem.  You can see the lead singer's man-boobs through his silky purple shirt.

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 6:26 AM Permalink
amiable

So my mother left some Coors Original in bottles in my fridge and I had one last night.

What would make it taste metallic? Surely it's not supposed to. I'm not a fan of Coors to start with, but like sex, any beer is better than no beer.

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 6:32 AM Permalink
Frosti

Metallic?  Maybe you've got a filling coming loose?

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 6:36 AM Permalink
amiable

Nope, I have all new dental work courtesy of Dr Mengele in Colombia. All porcelain and gold.

<smiles expensive smile>

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 6:37 AM Permalink
Frosti

Look in the bottle, maybe one of the brewery workers dropped a bolt in there?

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 6:38 AM Permalink
amiable

When I die of lead poisoning or something, there better be a big keg party.

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 6:39 AM Permalink
Frosti

But seriously, I don't know why it would taste metallic.  That's not normal for beer.  I've had Coors before and not noticed that.  From what I find on-line, metallic tastes can come from a range of sources, including the iron content of the brewing equipment, organic compounds formed by hydrolysis of cereal lipids in the grains, oxidation of free fatty acids and water with a high iron content.  But I would expect that Coors has enough quality control to avoid all that.

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 6:43 AM Permalink
KITCH

The bottles could have been stored laying down...and the caps could have done that......

I've had that taste before with other bottled beer in the past......

I often wonder how many times I've "tossed" beer away with just the IDEA that its going to be "bad" ...either being skunky, tin-y, or even just old.

I get something in my head that it would be bad and I just throw them away...heck one time I brought over 3 cases of beer to my old fraternity house and told the guys here you drink it......(I left 3 cases of beer out in the sun for 3 days).

 

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 7:00 AM Permalink
amiable

Could be me, I guess. I had pasta with a lot of garlic for dinner.

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 7:06 AM Permalink
Frosti

I've thrown away beer when it froze. 

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 7:15 AM Permalink
amiable

I don't think I've ever thrown away beer.

It doesn't last long enough to freeze or warm.

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 7:21 AM Permalink
KITCH

I've throw a few away on bad batches I've made......and I've tossed some bad crap I've bought....thinking I'd like it.... (like any time I buy LIGHT BEER)

I'm a victom of marketing....(damn hot women).

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 7:29 AM Permalink
Frosti

Living in MN, sooner or later you will have some beer freeze.

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 8:02 AM Permalink
amiable

See, I solve that problem by NOT living in MN.

Heeheehee.

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 8:10 AM Permalink
Sparky

Yeah, but eventually we all know you WILL visit MN.  >:)

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 9:41 AM Permalink
amiable

Do hush, you'll give away my secret plan.

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 11:27 AM Permalink
Frosti

Same plan you have every night, Pinky?  Try to take over the world?

Wed, 09/01/2004 - 12:22 PM Permalink
Frosti

My sphere is Soldier (Unity in Strength and Action), and my class is Arms Master (Pragmatic and Stout).


I am a Fighter.

To carry the title of "Fighter" is to carry great strength, and courage. You are a very practical person. When life offers you a challenge, you meet it head on and plow straight through it, stopping only afterwards to worry about injury and stress. These challenges that you endure may leave scars, but they will also leave you with trusted friends, and will make you all the more determined for it.

What kind of Warrior are you?

Fri, 09/03/2004 - 9:14 PM Permalink
Sparky

My sphere is Knight (Know Loyalty and Respect), and my class is Defender (Peaceful, yet Potent).


I am a Retainer.

To be a Retainer is to be the ultimate Knight. When the kings of old were threatened, or faced with any obstacle of special note, it was the Retainer they called upon to act in the liege's name. To be an excellent Retainer is to bring great honor to yourself and those you work for, while instilling happiness and security in the people around you.

What kind of Warrior are you?


[Edited by on Sep 4, 2004 at 08:03am.]

Sat, 09/04/2004 - 7:47 AM Permalink
Sparky

<sigh>

Okay, what about the new editing tools posting thingy won't just let me cut and paste html from these silly quizzes anymore?  Anyone?  Am I just being cataclysmically ignorant again?

Sat, 09/04/2004 - 7:49 AM Permalink
Frosti

I fixed it for you with my secret powers.

Sat, 09/04/2004 - 8:03 AM Permalink
amiable

You have qualities associated with more than one type of Warrior. That's okay -- read the descriptions below and decide how you feel about each one, then choose one (or a couple) that feels "right".

My sphere is Knight (Know Loyalty and Respect), and my class is Arms Master (Pragmatic and Stout).


I am an Advisor.

Your great sense of ethics and honor, as well as your practical knowledge of the world, makes you an excellent advisor and confidant to the people who are respectful of your ways, and to whom you will show respect in return. Liu Bei, the well-meaning King of the ancient Shu kingdom in China, was not famous for his own accomplishments, but for the excellent quality of his generals, and the brilliance of his advisor of special repute, Zhuge Liang.

What kind of Warrior are you?

My sphere is Guardian (Person of great Love and Altruism), and my class is Arms Master (Pragmatic and Stout).


I am a Guard.

You are a true, versatile guard. You have a defensive nature, that is, you are good at instilling a sense of security in the places around you. A strong presence weakens any possible threats around you, and a swift, practical approach to the problems that crop up puts them down before they can get out of hand.

What kind of Warrior are you?

I guess maybe guard, if I had to choose.

Sat, 09/04/2004 - 8:17 AM Permalink
Frosti

School update:

On the first day, I got a call from Morgan's kindergarten teacher.  The story is that the school bus was slightly late getting to school so her class had already gone inside (they were all to meet in front of the building).  So Emma and Morgan went wandering into school all on their own.  Someone helped them find their way to class, and all is good.  But, at lunchtime, Morgan's backpack and lunch is nowhere to be found.  Morgan said she put it in her locker, but after checking all the lockers for the class it was still not found.  The teacher set Morgan up with a hot lunch from the cafeteria, and said Morgan was pretty unfazed by the whole thing. 

Later in the afternoon, one of the fourth grade teachers from another part of the building brought the backpack down.  Apparantly Morgan just stuffed it into the first locker she saw when she got into the building.

Sat, 09/04/2004 - 8:19 AM Permalink
Frosti

The World Was Yours! What Happened??? by
Demonac

Name
Abused your power by Actually enforcing the fines for "Non Smoking" areas
Until Indiana Jones
... Sent back a Terminator from the future to assassinate you.
And adding insult to injury A mysterious fortune-teller had told you exactly what would happen, but you didn't believe it.
But now, after all that, you are in that alternate dimension, conquering the world there.
(How did you conquer?)
Try "The World Is MINE!" MEME to find out!


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Sat, 09/04/2004 - 6:25 PM Permalink
KITCH

My sphere is Knight (Know Loyalty and Respect), and my class is Rogue (Precise and Unhindered).


I am a Henchman.

You know the value of respect, in every glorious, practical, and humble sense of the word. You know whom you respect. You know what it means to defend and uphold respect. Although the boss can and will call on anyone to get a job done, the boss knows he can call on you when there's a delicate situation, or when someone needs to get their hands dirty. You hold a special place in their heart for your willingness in this regard, as well as a special place in the toes of the people you might step on in securing the respect your boss deserves.

What kind of Warrior are you?

Tue, 09/07/2004 - 8:58 AM Permalink
KITCH

WOW!!...and the name of my snowmobiling group is called the henchmen....weird...

Tue, 09/07/2004 - 8:59 AM Permalink
amiable

Are you in flyoverland too, Kitch?

Tue, 09/07/2004 - 9:17 AM Permalink
KITCH

ya sure....

Tue, 09/07/2004 - 1:37 PM Permalink
Frosti

Kitch is one of those freaks who looks for the Winter Carnival medallion.

Tue, 09/07/2004 - 2:39 PM Permalink
amiable

Aha. I thought i detected a faint freak smell to him.

Nicetameecha, Kitch.

Tue, 09/07/2004 - 4:04 PM Permalink
Frosti


<sniffs self, applies Axe brand body spray liberally>

Tue, 09/07/2004 - 7:49 PM Permalink
Sparky

<coughs>

don't be bringing that on the camping trip dude!

Wed, 09/08/2004 - 4:16 AM Permalink
amiable

Heh.

Wed, 09/08/2004 - 5:57 AM Permalink
KITCH

Kitch is one of those freaks who looks for the Winter Carnival medallion.

Wed, 09/08/2004 - 6:48 AM Permalink
Sparky

must be at the wrong bars, Kitch.  ;)

Wed, 09/08/2004 - 8:46 AM Permalink
Frosti

don't be bringing that on the camping trip dude!

I'll bring enough for everybody!


<adding fuel to amie's man on man fantasies...>

Wed, 09/08/2004 - 10:36 AM Permalink
KITCH

must be at the wrong bars, Kitch.  ;)

ya I need to start going to that BEARS bar in st. paul.

lawerys ?(sp)

 

Wed, 09/08/2004 - 11:12 AM Permalink